They seem to spend an inordinate amount of time coming up with these fantasies. And they always seem very prideful and gloating. I don't think they're going to heaven.
Of course I think that because I don't believe in heaven, but still. Even if their fantasies turn out to be real, I don't think they'd qualify.
2/17/2009 4:41:12 PM
Another "Left behind" knock off. You lazy fucks need some creativity.
2/17/2009 4:42:48 PM
I can hear the masturbation from here, and i live in EUROPE.
2/17/2009 4:46:27 PM
2/18/09, a hundred thousand people, mostly Americans in the south have disapeared. Although their exit was strange and the roles they fufilled were missed for a while, they were replaced. America became a more progressive country that grows its own prosperty and then helps other countries do the same. Peace is the Middle East is on the horizon. Medicine and other sciences are no longer held back extending the lives and the quality of said lives to unheard of durations. The Rapture has made the world a better place and sane people are glad to be rid of American fundies.
2/17/2009 4:48:55 PM
Who are these pretend people who send their children to church but don't go themselves?
2/17/2009 4:50:14 PM
BuzzardHut started a creative writing RR offshoot?
This should be fantastic
2/17/2009 4:51:44 PM
"The husbands heart begins to fail as his mind torments him of the sermons he had heard forwarning THE TRIBULATION. "
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was the CHURCH POLICE.
2/17/2009 4:52:25 PM
Your fanfiction reads like a summary. A bad one at that. Flesh it out, and for fuck's sake, get a beta!
2/17/2009 4:52:36 PM
forwarning THE TRIBULATION.
Funny thing is, Revelations speaks of things happening in ways that couldn't possibly happen... Like Lucifer/Satan rebelling against God 7 years AFTER the start of all that crap... which results in him being exiled from Heaven.
Now, I may not be that quick in the mind, but even I know that this rebellion is supposed to have happened at the start of the Bible, not the end.
2/17/2009 5:04:25 PM
You lost to a black guy..suck it in and move on..your white wasp guy had 8 years to get it right, and what did he do?
2/17/2009 5:06:22 PM
Is this when all the fundies vanish and nobody notices except a few people who have to wait a bit longer for their McDonald's orders?
On second thoughts, I wholeheartedly apologise to McDonald's for this insinuation. They don't deserve the insult of being associated with fundies.
2/17/2009 5:07:20 PM
Jesus fiddlin' fuck...Fundie Fan Fiction. I was embarrased for them while reading it.
2/17/2009 5:07:59 PM
Sick and shameful.
2/17/2009 5:25:41 PM
Meanwhile, the entire membership of Rapture Ready declare the disappearances to be a trick of Satan. Because if it were the real rapture they wouldn't still be here, obviously.
All of them are immensely proud of themselves for not being 'taken in', and completely oblivious to the fact that that pride is part of the reason they weren't 'taken up'.
2/17/2009 5:26:04 PM
"The President becomes ashen"
Well, that isn't going to happen in the next four (hopefully, eight) years, is it?
2/17/2009 5:34:24 PM
I think it was a week ago where one of the Rapture Readians was complaining about how awful it is that some women admit to having sex dreams about Obama. I fail to see how those fantasies for Obama are that terrible, especially in light of the disgusting things they fantasize about with him.
And does anyone else notice, no matter how evil they think the Obamas are, they acknowledge that the "anti-family" couple in the White House loves their kids?
2/17/2009 5:42:38 PM
Whatever happened to all that 'do not add to Scripture' thing that these fundies are supposed to believe in ?
As far as I remember it is even in their favourite bloody book Revelation.
2/17/2009 5:47:14 PM
Ironically enough, didn't this happen under Bush around oh...September of '01?
2/17/2009 5:51:40 PM
2/17/2009 5:55:38 PM
This is so boring. Can't they come up with something new?
2/17/2009 5:58:47 PM
@GreenEyedLilo: "And does anyone else notice, no matter how evil they think the Obamas are, they acknowledge that the "anti-family" couple in the White House loves their kids?"
That, and the fact that they've been Raptured despite having been brought up by people who haven't and not having had the chance to embrace the path of the True Christian™.
2/17/2009 6:03:28 PM
Badly written rapture porn! FTL!
2/17/2009 6:22:28 PM
I didn't know that there was a "House" in addition to the one in Congress. And the president would never say "martial law" he would be using the euphemism "state of emergency." Of course, never mind that the whole thing is a sick death cult fantasy.
2/17/2009 6:47:35 PM
These stories are like masturbation to them...
2/17/2009 6:49:30 PM
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Where does Potentate Argyros fit into all this?
2/17/2009 6:51:12 PM