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Quote# 59040

Tiger Woods is on steroids. How else could a mud do all that?

Baldy, Stormfront 17 Comments [2/17/2009 1:06:36 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
WTF?! || meh
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#903330
Katsuro

How would steroids make you a better golfer?

I don't think Baldy is seriously suggesting Woods is actually taking steroids, but he still needs to STFU.

2/17/2009 1:48:11 PM
#903424
RandomChristian

We all know the link between steroids and concentration, hand-eye co-ordination and careful judgement. It's blatant.

2/17/2009 3:33:08 PM
#903470
Faxon

Uhhh, Talent maybe? Practice perhaps?

2/17/2009 4:16:04 PM
#903561
Antichrist

Maybe because he started swinging a club when he was 3 years old and trained his muscles as he was growing up?

Maybe because he got the right genetic roll of the dice?

Maybe you have no idea what someone on steroids looks like?

2/17/2009 4:59:57 PM
#903695
Mr. Creazil

Golf is about precision, not sheer strength. You fail.

2/17/2009 5:49:06 PM
#903735
aaa

Fish, barrel, shottie.

2/17/2009 5:58:09 PM
#903869
Mr Blur

Someone's telling you what to say. How else could a moron do all that?

2/17/2009 6:47:53 PM
#903921
????

Try STFU. It works.

2/17/2009 7:10:57 PM
#904540


Steroids give you an energy and strength boost, neither of which are particularly helpful for golf. In other words: you fail.

2/18/2009 12:12:06 AM
#905108
Adam

Stop breathing please.

2/18/2009 7:08:32 AM
#905362
inmate22841

Yeah, because we all know black people are bad at sports...

What else? Does Stevie Wonder lip sync?

2/18/2009 1:32:22 PM
#905682
Pule Thamex

Cor! I didn't know that wank-stains could type.

2/18/2009 7:07:43 PM
#906525


lrn2golf kthx

2/19/2009 1:30:47 PM
#910294
LOLWUT

He plays GOLF. It's not like he's in The World's Strongest Man competition or something.

2/22/2009 7:09:51 PM
#910734
anonymous

mud?

I thought he was half black, half asian.
Humans aren't made of dirt you stupid shit. <-- well that was an insult.

2/23/2009 3:08:16 AM
#913838
Stinky

@anonymous - I think perhaps mud is short for mudblood? I guess Baldy has resorted to Harry Potter insults.

2/25/2009 7:37:37 PM
#1356789
Kuyohashi

Steroids augment your ability to formulate trigonometric vectors on the fly? To measure wind resistance against the weight of the ball against the weight of the club against the strength of the golfer? Somehow, I have my doubts.

@inmate22841

What else? Does Stevie Wonder lip sync?

Obviously not. He reads the words off a teleprompter.

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