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many espouse ' deism ' and ' evolution ' as long as their health , occupation , and mental faculties are within proper design peramaters .... many change their mind on their death bed .....

pmarquette, Christian Forums 11 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Yes, people with lowered mental faculties are more likely to become Xians.

3/9/2006 4:45:20 PM


On my death bed, my only regret will be that I became a CS major instead of ME or EE, though it may have meant more homework.

1/15/2008 11:13:10 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"I should never have switched to martinis from scotch."

- Humphrey Bogart on his deathbed

10/26/2010 7:58:36 AM

N. De Plume

[Citation Needed]

8/8/2011 6:39:06 PM

Many christians are full of shit.

4/3/2012 8:25:24 AM


So when people are possessed of their complete mental faculties, they are atheist, but when they start to lose their marbles, they tend to become Christian?

It's a good argument, I'll give you that. But I am not sure it's really arguing the side you wanted it to...

11/24/2012 7:33:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Fucking moron can't even spell parameter.

6/21/2013 12:16:12 PM


A few years back I was on my deathbed. Obviously I survived. It was months afterwards that I realised that not for a single moment did I think about a God, a heaven or any sort of afterlife. If there has actually ever been a genuine deathbed conversion, that person would have lost all his or hers self respect. I do however suspect that some if not all (if they actually exist that is,) deathbed conversions may be to comfort believing friends and relatives.

6/21/2013 10:06:40 PM


Any port in a storm.

I may do it, why not?

I may call on Crom for all it matters.

Your God or any of the Abrahamic Gods are Plagiarized fables. Your God is abolished as weak, second hand fiction to me.

You have nothing to stand on for your claim of a Christian God. Nothing.

6/22/2013 10:09:26 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"many "

Misspell 'zero' much, shitbag?

4/24/2015 10:42:25 PM


When your health deteriorates, you need the fruits of evolution and Biology science, silly!

I stopped being scared of dying when I had been unconscious due to epilepsy seizures. The one I had last Thursday did not change my mind. I still don't want to die just jet, I want years and years to live first. But I think that dying is like becoming unconscious; just blackness, nothingness. (An acquaintance through work said she'd pray for me. I appreciate the gesture, but it made me slightly uncomfortable all-the-same...)

4/25/2015 2:00:04 AM