Obama ~~ ""Don't tell me words don't matter...JUST WORDS?!?"
Interpretation: My words mean nothing because I have a hidden socialistic anti-American agenda. I can do anything because I am King and my devotees love me.
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Listening to these loonies raving about Obama reminds me a lot of the first George W. election. Remember when every super-lefty wingnut interviewed raved about how W's election heralded the very end of the world? Now the shoe's on the other foot and the fundies have their chance to bitch and whine.
I can't wait until Obama's Brownshirts raid your servers and shut you guys down. It's not like you're not already expecting it, eh, Rapture Ready psychos?
@ Beeblebrox
Yeah, it's true that GWB had more than his fair share of whining and bitching from the left, and some of it was embarrassingly hysterical. I'd love to think that people like the RR lot show themselves to be even more pathetic and paranoid, but we'll just have to wait and see.
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Just thought I'd add something meaningful to mercyandgrace's drivel.
mercyandgrace: My words mean nothing because I have a hidden socialistic anti-American agenda. I can do anything because I am King and my devotees love me.
Interpretation: I don't like black people with funny ethnic names and I don't want a black person to ever be in a position of power over me.
Obama ~~ ""Don't tell me words don't matter...JUST WORDS?!?"
mercyandgrace~~ My words mean nothing because I have a hidden socialistic anti-American agenda. I can do anything because I am King and my devotees love me
Interpretation: 'BAAAAAWWWWWW! Caribou Barbie and The Corpse lost the election, and now we Repubicans, fundies & neocons don't have anyone to speak for our interests, and have no way of forcing our ideals on others, thus we're politically impotent!'
The people have SPOKEN. Barack Obama is President of the USA. Live with it.
I can do anything because I am King and my devotees love me.
Sorry, wrong room. The Dubya translations are down the hall.
Seriously, you guys accuse us of worshiping Obama, but fuck if you guys didn't act like George was the fucking MESSIAH.
I do not recall having seen the birth certificate, college transcripts, or passport records of ANY president or presidential candidate.
Suck it up fundies you lost and are racist, stupid, and willfully ignorant!
@ Beeblebrox
Yep, I remember half of Hollywood was going to move to Canada in 2004 if he got in again. I guess they took a look at our tax laws.
As for a socialistic King, the closest I can come up with is a benevolent monarchy, which is the best government going, up until the spoiled prince takes the throne.
Seriously, can we get a list of all these agendas and what they are without you pulling it out your ass
And somehow i think you'd like socialism, not your socialism=communism, but actual socialism...it's kinda alot like Jesus preached
@Canadian_Hoser
It's not the fact that they can't admit it...it's the fact that they know they'll get bitchslapped if they do. So rather than out and out saying it, they tuck it under more...socially acceptable labels, like "Communist," "Fascist," "Muslim," and "Antichrist." They will gladly dance around it, but know that it'll all fall apart if they openly admit it.
a hidden socialistic anti-American agenda
You're boring me with your decades old insult phrases. In fact, it's been four years since you guys invented 'islamo-fascism'. What do you think you're being paid for, to just produce inferior quality rehashed products because your rapture buddies will look after you and ensure you always have a board to post on?
"My words mean nothing because I have a hidden socialistic anti-American agenda. I can do anything because I am King and my devotees love me."
Isn't this exactly what you people keep praising Jesus for during the Rapture?
If you follow her diatribes on RR, mercyandgrace has neither mercy nor grace. She is a nasty, hateful, hypocritical harridan who lives and dies by crap like Worldnet Daily. She regularly makes racist and hateful statements. Woe to the person who disagrees with her! She'll fling out the "not very Christian" right back at them. The worst part is she's a government employee who hates the government. She'll take our tax dollars, then bites the hand that feeds her. Can you only imagine how a non-Christian, non-white citizen who comes across her at work is treated? It is Obama, all hate all the time in her book. There is no chance her imaginary main man, Jesus, is going to want her anywhere near him in imaginary heaven.
Damn she's SO entertaining.
Interpretation of fundie quote: "It doesn't matter what Obama says, I'm just going to claim that he hates America and wants us all to become Muslim communist homosexuals, in spite of the contradictions presented within all three, because I am a narrow-minded, bigoted twat who overreacts to anything and everything."
Obama: "How are you this morning?"
Interpretation: "Excellent! The plan for world domination by evil Communist Islamic Atheists is right on schedule! The next step is to start putting the Christians in camps and implanting everyone with RFID chips!"
Wow, if only we could automate his interpretive abilities, we'd have a complete English-toFundie translator system! Properly done, it would finalise the Fundie word redefinition project, AND, run backwards, give us a way to translate Fundie-speak back into English.
This guy's translation abilities may be the greatest advance in linguistics since Poe's Law, possibly even the Rosetta Stone. I propose a 'Human Babelfish' award.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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