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It's the demon that possesses them... The homosexuals aren't in love. They rape each other, tearing each other's asses. You think that's love? You think that's natural? That's two demons working mutually to destroy the bodies of the humans they hate so much. You don't believe any of it. It's all fanatic b.s, right? You read the Bible and think, 'B.S.' It's gibberish. Of course, you couldn't understand it. They're already under your skin... Tell me, do you hear things sometimes? Do you hear the voice(s)? They want you.

Blackwidow, BlizzForums 25 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Rahab

Wow. Demons raping and tearing people's asses. Interesting.

1/28/2007 5:37:23 AM

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

Didn't we already have this one?

1/28/2007 5:38:30 AM

Thursday

So... I don't actually love my wife, then? Interesting. I'm sure she'll take this information well:

Me: \"Sorry, dear, we can't do that any more. Blackwidow says it's rape.\"

She: \"Get the f#@& over here and do me!\"

Me: \"Well, I'm pretty sure we're going to hell anyways.\"

1/28/2007 5:47:43 AM

CousinTed


ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

1/28/2007 7:38:16 AM

Raggy

Tell me, do you hear things sometimes? Do you hear the voice(s)? They want you.

This is coming from a delusional crack-pot that thinks a magical invisible man that lives in the sky talks to him. I smell irony.

1/28/2007 11:49:57 AM

Blue Lithium

Do you hear the voice(s)? They want you.

The voices want you too, you just convince yourself that it's god talking...

1/28/2007 1:37:11 PM

SaneChick

So, is lube of the devil?

Or is it a heavenly gift?

I'm so confused.

1/28/2007 3:02:27 PM

Langdon Alger

Dude, that have meds for that now.

1/28/2007 5:26:16 PM

Illy

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

THE CHAOS GODS SPEAK CLEARLY NOW

4/28/2007 3:16:28 PM

Flatworm

Umm, no. I don't hear \"the voices\", and I can't help but ask myself... do you?

4/28/2007 3:18:51 PM

Doctor Whom

If my partner and I don't have anal sex, does that mean we're not really gay, or just that our demons are still trainees?

4/28/2007 3:53:13 PM

Katsuro

How can two people rape eachother? That doesn't make any sense.

4/28/2007 7:56:56 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

.......................................eh?

2/1/2008 10:34:38 PM

just an ass

not only gays have anal sex

2/1/2008 11:10:35 PM

agentCDE

Hey, JoJo, long time no see!

2/2/2008 12:17:22 AM

Rock Hudson

You're tense. A piece of the Rock would fix you right up.

2/2/2008 2:19:21 AM

Maester Seymour's Mother

You've put a lot of thought into this, clearly.

Also, what about lesbians?!

2/2/2008 2:21:55 AM

vaguelyhumanoid

I'm a male. I'm in love with a male. I've never raped anyone.

Also, if two people wanted to rape each other, wouldn't that just even out to consensual sex?

3/1/2011 2:33:20 PM

Pedantic Speaker

@Katsuro:
In primitive and lawless societies, crimes like rape are often the subject of private vendettas rather than judicial proceedings (see Hatfields v Mccoys).
Intuitively, the alleged perpetrator might "only" be beaten, maimed, etc, rather than killed for relatively minor offences in such a system (rape, however horrific, is less drastic than murder because the injuries caused by rape heal, however slowly and badly, and those caused by murder do not heal at all).
It is therefore conceivable for a hypothetical dispute to be fought mostly by rape.
Given that many media depictions of such vendettas are one on one (albeit comparatively mild in both seriousness and the damage of the acts), the idea of two people raping each other is not exactly preposterous, although the involved parties would likely find it EXTREMELY mortifying to explain.

3/5/2011 3:19:43 PM

Angua

The homosexuals aren't in love. They rape each other, tearing each other's asses.
Most gay people are not rapists. Most gay people engage in only consensual sex. That is, by definition, not rape. Also, not all gay people engage in anal sex. There are gay men who it just doesn't appeal to. And lesbians don't have the genitalia to perform that sort of action, even f they wanted too (though there are always dildos, I suppose . . . )

You think that's love?
Love and sex are not necessarily the same thing, but they usually kind of overlap. If two people claim to love each other and give every indication of doing so, who are you to say they don't love each other.

You think that's natural?
Yeah, I do think that love is natural. I do think that sex is natural. I think that romantic interest and sexual intercourse between members of the same sex is natural. Even when it involves anal sex, I think it's natural. It occurs amongst human beings naturally, so far as I can tell. And it's been documented in other species in the wild. So how is it not natural? And how is whether or not it's natural relevant to anything else you've said? Whether or not something is natural has no bearing on whether or not something is good or bad.

That's two demons working mutually to destroy the bodies of the humans they hate so much.
The whole idea that "gay people are really possessed by demons" is a fascinating. Could you provide some data that shows that gay people are more likely to be possessed by demons. Or that demons possess gay people and make them have sex in order to "destroy the bodies"? I have to admit, if I were a demon and I wanted to destroy someone's body, I think I'd find something a bit more efficient. Also, how do we know that demons hate people? Actually, why don't you start by providing empirical evidence that any demons exist at all.

3/5/2011 4:24:48 PM

Angua

You read the Bible and think, 'B.S.' It's gibberish.
Not all of the Bible is "b.s." There are some good moral teachings in there and some good stories. There are sections that are beautifully written. However, the Bible also contains egregious amounts of repetition, sections that are completely boring, teachings that are grossly immoral by today's standards, 'facts' that are factually incorrect, poor writing, and bad-storytelling. There are parts that i consider "b.s" or "gibberish" or that I don't understand. But the Bible is a fairly large book. I can't paint all of it with a single brush.

Of course, you couldn't understand it. They're already under your skin...
I'm straight, and I don't understand much of the Bible. Does that mean I'm possessed by demons that are going to turn me, a straight female, into a gay male who loves anal sex? And "they're already under my skin"? Under my skin? So demons are my internal organs? i've had them my entire life, and I've never had any of my internal organs tell me that I should become a gay male and have as much anal sex as possible. Shame on you, liver! You fail your demonic duties!

Tell me, do you hear things sometimes? Do you hear the voice(s)?
The only time I hear voices is when I see people talking or I'm on the phone or I have the radio or television on.

They want you.
The demons? We defined demons as stuff under my skin right? So my spleen "wants me"? Or is it the voices? My telephone "wants me"? I'm confused.

3/5/2011 4:26:10 PM

Crimson Lizard

"Don't listen to the voices in your head, listen to the voices in mine!"

9/6/2012 2:24:47 PM

anothga

"Tell me, do you hear things sometimes? Do you hear the voice(s)? They want you."

Slaanesh? Is that you?

9/6/2012 4:38:00 PM

Ebon

Why are fundie's always so obsessed with gay sex?

10/7/2012 11:00:55 AM

anti-nonsense

never heard of lube apparently.

11/12/2012 1:58:23 AM
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