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Your contradictions are pathetic attempts at convincing a Christian the Bible is errant. I've heard all your dumb arguments before, and I'm not even a tad bit closer to trusting man over God. And you know whats completely ridiculous? Apes turning into humans!! OMG it is so stupid. Like out of a science fiction book!

Magus55, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

Why do Fundies have such trouble understanding evolution? Evolution does not say that apes turned into humans. Evolution says that apes and humans share common ancestors; that all life, if you trace it back far enough, shares common ancestry.

3/9/2006 4:53:50 PM

David D.G.

Magus55, you misunderstand. I doubt that anyone wants you to trust man over God. Rather, we encourage you to trust rational man (subjected to constant tests as to his rationality) over untestable, irrational, contradictory, and/or manipulative assertions from people who claim to have spoken for God.

There's a big, big difference; the latter requires you to do some actual thinking for yourself, but it's not as painful as it sounds.


~David D.G.

3/9/2006 5:24:58 PM

Heather

Why do they never understand evolution? WHY?!

2/24/2008 8:41:58 PM

Lady Death

Apes turning into humans!!




2/24/2008 8:56:14 PM

Old Viking

Just a few apes turned into humans. But the only way you could distinguish them was, the human-apes carried Bibles.

2/24/2008 9:02:49 PM

thelivingguano

Yeah, apes "turning into" humans! It's just like science fiction!

I can see why you'd choose to believe in an invisible, all-knowing superbeing creating everything on earth in it's present state 6000 years ago, then rigging a load of evidence to contradict his own existence as some kind o test of faith. It just makes so much more sense.

9/4/2009 5:02:51 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"Your contradictions are pathetic attempts at convincing a Christian the Bible is errant."

Translation: Your contradictions are obvious and I have no pithy answer to explain them.

"I've heard all your dumb arguments before, and I'm not even a tad bit closer to trusting man over God."

Translation: I have no way to explain the bible's contradictions and no grasp of scientific evidence, so I'm just going to ignore them.

"And you know whats completely ridiculous?"

That people think that the widely varying accounts of the gospels are all accurate depictions of the same event.

"Apes turning into humans!! OMG it is so stupid. Like out of a science fiction book!"

Quite right, apes did not turn into humans. Humans are apes.

9/4/2009 6:21:41 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Humans are apes dipshit.

5/18/2011 2:15:35 PM
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