[If A=evolution isn't proven, then how does that lead to B=God did it ?
Please cite using objective evidence, preferably peer-reviewed studies.]
The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD. It has never and will never be found wrong. So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven.
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Alright you dont seem to get it so I'll go slow:
THE BIBLE. DOES NOT. COUNT AS EVIDENCE. NEITHER DOES THE KORAN. OR THE VEDAS.
PEER REVIEW. BASICALLY MEANS. 'LETTING OTHER PEOPLE CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR WRONG'.
TREATING IT. AS A ANTI-CHRISTIAN CONSPIRACY. EXPOSES HOW UTTERLY DISHONEST. CREATIONISTS ARE
"The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD."
Peer review often requires stuff to be testable. Your 'god' clearly is not.
"It has never and will never be found wrong."
So pi is really = 3?
"So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven."
Your claim rests on dubious logic, and thus, is as full of shit as you are.
goddidit?
HOW, goddamnit?
The bible's peer review
Zeus: now see here Yahweh, this part about you raining lightning on the egyptians as punishment? Your gonna have to change that, I got it copyrighted.
Loki: this first chapter describing the first cells forming from molecules exposed to high energies and growing into more complex organisms as beneficial mutations survive and outproduce the old ones has to go. Its so boring.
Dionysus:this whole damn book is boring.
Amaterasu: It needs some mechs and a side story about schoolgirls.
The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD.
See? It says so! Right here!
It has never and will never be found wrong.
First, it has. Stars as lights in a firmament? Uh-uh. Locusts have 4 legs? Nope. And then there's the fact that it's riddled with contradictions. How many angels were in Jesus' tomb? Pick a number from 0-2, please. How did Judas die? How many different lineages did Jesus have?
So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven.
You stomped your foot as you said that, didn't you? And evolution CAN be proven, and HAS been proven. Drug resistant bacteria is a big one.
"The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD."
Which isn't a peer reviewed study.
"It has never and will never be found wrong."
Pi != 3. Insects have 6 legs. Virgins don't give birth. Some of the gospels are fakes.
"So A= GOD did it, then that leads to B=evolution cannot be proven."
All you did was switch the definitions of A and B, it doesn't prove anything.
@Random Man
One small technicality, virgins can give birth, as evidenced in other animals. It's called 'Parthenogenesis'. I don't think it's ever been observed in humans, but even if it were, it still discredits the 'Mary is a virgin' myth because human parthenogenesis could only give rise to FEMALE children (because we're an animal that uses XY sex determination). =D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis
The only peer-reviewed study I need is the WORD of GOD.
So, you either admit there are other gods, or you're lying.
Either way you're going to hell, bye bye.
Fair answer. Except that it fails at a very important point. The point being that there is no god. God doesn't exist and the bible contains errors and is inconsistent.
Pointless question I know, because I still haven't had an answer, but I'll try anyway. Has President Obama and his government started their predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site yet? Come on guys it's been a good few weeks now.
And do you have any news at all on when the forthcoming whooshfest will be?
Enjoy your hobby, Pule.
The only peer-reviewed study
Haha! That's funny. The only thing you know about the term peer-reviewed is that it's a "good thing" so the bible must be peer reviewed, it just must! Fundies simply don't understand the purpose of an argument, to them it's just "my dad could punch your dad in the nose, I have a 20 inch wang, I'm not using circular logic, you are, I can shout louder, nya nya nya!"
Math fail
Logic fail
General everything fail
The Bible is peer-reviewed now?
Look, I just HAVE to quote an old joke here:
WHY DIDN'T GOD GET A DOCTORATE?
1. He only made one paper, which didn't even cite sources.
2. The paper was not published in any reputable science journal.
3. It has been suspected that he did not actually even write the paper.
4. Yes, it is true that he created the world, but has he done anything since then?
5. His colleagues have claimed that his cooperation skills are very limited.
6. The scientific community has had problems repeating his experiments.
7. He undertook unethical human experiments.
8. When the test subjects did not behave as expected, he removed them from the sample.
9. He rarely appeared on the classes, and just encouraged his students to read the course literature.
10. Some say he allowed his own son to act as a substitute teacher.
11. He got two of his first students permanently expelled.
12. Even when the final exam only had 10 easy questions, every single student failed to pass.
13. He kept irregular meeting hours and his office was on the top of the mountain.
"It has never and will never be found wrong. '
Never read the damn thing, have you?
Here's a clue: It's a forgery.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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