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China is a sleeping dragon, waiting to wake up and viciously devour your life and soul!

My friends, today you should beware the threat of China like never before! As you sit comfortably at home or toiling at work, the nation of China is training its male citizens like crazy so they can enact their eternal end goal…World Domination.

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. You should feel the same way too.

Amber Cooper, ChristWire 20 Comments [2/20/2009 10:47:03 AM]
Fundie Index: -6
WTF?! || meh


yes the Chinese are going dominate the world by using MSG... =_="

2/20/2009 11:05:38 AM


You got duped.

Everything on Christwire seems to be satire. It's like Landover Baptists.

2/20/2009 11:23:08 AM



This has been all over the internet for days, the whole site is a parody.

Just put "I am extremely terrified" into google and watch the autocomplete suggestion...

2/20/2009 11:25:00 AM


Yep, it's a poe.

2/20/2009 12:42:10 PM

Yes, despite all evidence, they have never trained their women.Only their men.

2/20/2009 5:41:49 PM

@ ausador:

That's funny, I just typed that into google. Half the links say "This site may harm your computer..."

So something weird is going on with this one.

2/20/2009 7:03:52 PM


... I hope this is a Poe ...

2/20/2009 10:43:11 PM


Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe!

2/21/2009 7:21:01 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

"My friends"

........McCain? O_o

2/21/2009 7:31:56 PM


It's not China's fault they have more and better workers.
If you have such a fucking problem with it, why don't you go into manufacturing and help bring it back to the US?

Go on. Do it. I'll watch.

Edit: So this is a Poe? Fun stuff. Of course, my mom actually would believe this, so feel free to pretend that it isn't.

2/23/2009 3:04:57 AM


I run a pretty popular image site that features scantily clad college chicks and these bastards actually emailed me and demanded I take them down. When I told them where to shove it they WOULD NOT STOP emailing me and demanding we censor our site, and then they called our podcast call in number.

I talked to two dudes who were old, old angry men who believe in all that they are doing here and they are kind of creepy to be honest. They hung up on me and said I'd be cursed before they went.

Apparently some guys from a online radio show (Cringe BJ radio?) got the same treatment from these assholes and are facing allegations of stalking one of the Christwire girls IRL or something crazy.

2/23/2009 5:58:10 AM


China's got better things to do than conquer the world.

Like buy it. Although why they'd want America is beyond me.

2/24/2009 1:25:40 PM


China's got better things to do than conquer the world.

Like buy it. Although why they'd want America is beyond me.

2/24/2009 1:25:51 PM

"I am extremely terrified of Chinese people"

you should be teffified of the amount of US money they hold..better get on you knees and pray to your skywizard that they never cash it all in at the same time...

2/25/2009 4:06:06 PM


people people this site is pure satire!!
And i should know, i am one of the people who writes on it.
just check out the tread

Where i torture people as my alter ego

God Bless ;)

4/2/2009 6:38:00 AM


Be afwaid. Be vewy vewy afwaid.

4/2/2009 6:42:09 AM

Table Rock

I don't care as long as they bring hot and sour soup with a side of egg rolls.

4/2/2009 6:50:58 AM


Uh, no. China is no threat. It is a fragmented country that will get more fragmented the wealthier it gets.

They do have beady little eyes though.

4/2/2009 7:35:00 AM

Rapax Pringer

The sad thing is, people actually believe the shit on Christwire. Actually been on that site for a while.

Though, I want to punch Amber in the face, if she's real. I wanna do that to Christwire's entire "staff".

7/15/2010 11:11:04 AM

Dr. Duche

...No comment.

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