I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of God. But I am back. Neither me or God will be silenced.
This shows that Yahoo is against both me and our Lord.
God has ordained me as an Earthly spokesman for Him. Because of this, when I speak, it would be wise to listen. You may disagree, but remember, since God has chosen me as one of his spokesmen, disagreeing with me is pretty much the same as disagreeing with God.
I will do God's work regardless of who tries to stop me.
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God has ordained me as an Earthly spokesman for Him.
As if any further evidence was needed for your insanity, there it is!
100% pure unadulterated insanity! Seek help!
I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of God. But I am back. Neither me or God will be silenced.
You were probably banned because Yahoo Answers is not supposed to be your personal pulpit. I'm going to guess you answered every question, however unrelated, with the same fundie bullshit "goddidit and you will go to hell if you don't accept jesus right now!" crap.
"User does not allow IM"
Fucking wuss
Yahoo is evil now? God, I wish I believed hard enough in anything to use that excuse as liberally as fundies do.
Caught driving away from the gas station without paying?
Gas station's evil.
Jailed for not paying my taxes?
Government's evil.
Managed to say something SO offensive it got my banned from Y!Answers?
Yahoo is evil.
The cause of this asshat's banning- this little gem of genius found below on the 100 list.
His answer to why people blame the Holocaust on the Jews-
"Jews have rejected Jesus. Therefore, they cannot expect many good things to come their way.
Yes, this is politically incorrect. But it is spiritual truth."
FOADIAF.
[I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of God.]
Translation: you violated the user agreement and/or posting rules.
[But I am back.]
Translation: You opened another account.
[Neither me or God will be silenced. God has ordained me as an Earthly spokesman for Him.]
Pride is a sin, SoS.
[...since God has chosen me as one of his spokesmen, disagreeing with me is pretty much the same as disagreeing with God.]
That's a chance I'm willing to take.
[I will do God's work regardless of who tries to stop me.]
Way to go. Stand up to the man. Post crap in that forum. Get banned again. Rawr.
"I will do God's work regardless of who tries to stop me."
Great, what the world really needs is more dedicated babblers.
Fuck, this idiot has practically declared himself God, and it doesn't seem to be an uncommon sentiment among them.
BTW considering what comes off of YA, what the hell did he have to do to get banned? Death threats?
Edit:
@ Tovarish ~ yeah, antisemitism isn't looked on fondly by most boards.
...disagreeing with me is pretty much the same as disagreeing with God.
Is telling you to f*** yourself the same as telling Jehovah to f*** himself? If so, then f*** yourself.
I was a Yahoo Answers participant and damned near lost my account for saying that the bible contained errors. Some of you fundtards started stalking me and reporting every answer that I gave, and apparently your fundie friends at Yahoo backed you up. So go cry your lying fundie tears somewhere else, you know you're nothing but a pathetic liar.
If one really wanted to "do God's work" (which is stupid all by itself) then one would be wise to speak rationally, moderately, and inoffensively. Getting banned from a website for abusive behavior is NOT the best way to go about it.
Oh I get it. You don't mean the actual, imagined, real god. But a god you made up. In fact, a stupid, mendacious and egotistical god, just like you. But just in case you do mean the imagined, real god. I'd just like to say the actual, imagined, real god is a tosser. That's a no-brainer. Hey, this is great Soldier for Salvation, we can call the actual, imagined, real god anything we want, wanker, pus-head, dog-breath, arse-dribble, because, guess what, he doesn't exist. Whee-Hoo.
"God has ordained me as an Earthly spokesman for Him. Because of this, when I speak, it would be wise to listen. You may disagree, but remember, since God has chosen me as one of his spokesmen, disagreeing with me is pretty much the same as disagreeing with God."
Delusions of grandeur FTL.
I will do God's work regardless of who tries to stop me.
Fundies have no problem thinking that God attacks gays with hurricanes and Muslims with tsunamis, but it never occurs to them that maybe God is trying to stop the judgmental, God-bothering fundies, too.
Interesting, considering that I'm an atheist and yahoo answers also suspended my account. Your suspension had nothing to do with religion, and everything to do with you being an asshole in R&S, just like mine did.
(Btw, I recognize this guy. His posts are always crude and vulgar. It's no wonder he was suspended.)
I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of H'Krosh, Lord of the Martians. But I am back. Neither me or H'Krosh, Lord of the Martians will be silenced.
This shows that Yahoo is against both me and our Lord.
H'Krosh, Lord of the Martians has ordained me as an Earthly spokesman for Him. Because of this, when I speak, it would be wise to listen. You may disagree, but remember, since H'Krosh has chosen me as one of his spokesmen, disagreeing with me is pretty much the same as disagreeing with H'Krosh, Lord of the Martians.
I will do H'Krosh's work regardless of who tries to stop me.
Fixed.
I was a Yahoo Answers participant before. I was banned because Yahoo apparently wishes to silence the message of God
Apparently, someone is unable to read. Or comprehend the fact that YA is full of nothing but fundy fucktards like yourself. This makes you a liar, which means you're a sinner, which means you're going to hell. See you there.
Edit: @ Drax: No, he outsourced his HR dept. to some interest group in India run by Hindus. He's gotten lazy in his old age.
Nowadays, we call these people lunatics. In the old times, they called them prophets.
I think you can see where I'm going with this.
Oh well, thanks to Soldier of Bullshit for helping to prove my point.
I assume that you have EVIDENCE to back that up. Please provide a demonstration. For example:
Post the complete 2013 baseball scores for all games of the New York Yankees, IN ADVANCE, before the end of 2012.
Post the complete daily stock market closing prices for the calendar year 2013 for Hewlett-Packard corporation, IN ADVANCE, before the end of 2012.
If you can't do a simple thing like either of these, why should anybody believe you?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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