J P #fundie answers.yahoo.com

God made the promise to Israel: "I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you" - that is why every nation that tries to mess with Israel always ends up getting pwned. Eventually, the whole world will turn on Israel and worship the Antichrist who is posessed by Satan and he will try to destroy Israel, but he too will get pwned when Jesus comes back.

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