God made the promise to Israel: "I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you" - that is why every nation that tries to mess with Israel always ends up getting pwned. Eventually, the whole world will turn on Israel and worship the Antichrist who is posessed by Satan and he will try to destroy Israel, but he too will get pwned when Jesus comes back.
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Oh shut the fuck up. Like Israel would even exist right now if it weren't for America and Europe. We give them tons of money and weaponry and keep a close eye on them. If that were not so, they would be nothing, and your god has nothing to do with it.
Hm,
The roman empire survived a long time after its conquest of Israel. Same goes for the egypts, the persians and the ottomans or the english.
There is not a single indication that any of these nations ran into problems that were timely connected to its conquest of Israel (well, aside from occasional uprisings of the jews living there of course, which were usually quickly silenced ;) )
In fact if you look at the last 2000 years >90% of the time non jews ruled over israel. Doesn´t look like god was very active in cursing the nations that occupied it ;)
I hope you are aware that the modern nation called Israel is totally different from the bronze age kingdom of the same name. For one, modern Israel is a secular country with a parliamentary government.For another, its population is more ethnically diverse than the ancient kingdom.
> that is why every nation that tries to mess with Israel always ends up getting pwned.
Do. NOT. use. the. term. "pwned." lightly.
> but he too will get pwned when Jesus comes back.
*facepalm*
The Bible doesn't say "And Lo, the Lord shall descend from the Heaven, holding two cute widdle sharks with frigging lasers mounted on their heads." Nor anything about His Holy BFG9000 (or a Rail Gun, for that matter).
Do. NOT. use. the. term. "pwned." lightly.
Question: Why would Jesus (or God) care about Israel when a) they changed the covenant, making the old one pretty much moot; b) God's people are no longer solely Israelites, nor do they all live in Israel alone; and c) according to you Christians, they're bound to go to hell for not believing in Jebus?
Notwithstanding that you write like a 10-year-old kid, your knowledge of history leaves much to be desired. Your god hasn't lived up to the promise you cite. "Israel," i.e., Jews, have seldom had an easy time anywhere in the world at any time. For the most part, it's been persecution, bigotry, discrimination, and paranoia directed at them, and Jews have been the target of genocides on numerous occasions. Unfortunately, your god never seems to "pwn" the thugs committing this genocide against them. Actually, your god never seems to do anything at all in the real world. It's almost like he doesn't exist or something...
Hi, I'm an elephant and I play the trumpet. I used to know Christ a long time ago. He said he was my uncle. Don't know how he worked that one out, I was and still am, a great big grey elephant and he was a scrawny human. Anyway, he was down south this time looking for a woman, any woman, he was about twenty, and I think he fancied the women in the local tribe. He started going off into the long grass with a young girl called Juwana and that's how I met him.
In fact I nearly trampled the pair of them to death as they lay together in the long grass. "Oops! Sorry", says I, but they both carried on as if I wasn't there. Over the weeks we gradually became friendly and we had many a discussion. That's when he said he was my uncle. I asked him about his family, his father, he said, was a sky wizard, more powerful than the deaf jungle wizards round these parts, it's the bongos you know, always the bongos.
So there you are. I've got a very good memory haven't I? It was a very long time ago, but to this day I still fantasize about him, what if he and Juwana had married, Uncle Christ and Auntie Christ. It was not to be though. Soon after Juwana married the chief's son. Hark! What's that noise? Damn it's the bongos again. Always the bongos.
dont you guys see, this is saying that god will pull a superman 3 at the rapture.
go back in time and right all wrongs etc.
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wait doesnt physics say thats impossible. damn
Yeah..well fuck god, fuck Israel and fuck the Jews who think they are "gods chosen" who can enslave everyone but their own kind.
P.S. - fuck the palestinians too. We need some heavy secularism on both ends to get this shit tossing war over with.
Yeah, Look at what Isreal did to rome! Fed them a religion that rotted them out from the inside and allowed the Germanic tribes to lay them to waste.
Them Jews is crafty and used to waiting for centuries before they get you.
You know, sometimes I'd like to see Israel wiped out just to hear what the fundies say when they see that they were wrong and no rapture happenend. Then again, they'd just give it some imaginative spin. (And of course I don't really want any wars.)
I guess all the weaponry, cash and raw materials coming from the west, landing on post-palestine land is gods stuff, huh?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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