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Contraception is also very wrong. Someone actually died when taking one

excalibur, gp4teens.com Discussion Boards 22 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

And people have died when taking vitamins. People have died when eating carrots. People have died when attending church. Vitamins, carrots and church are very wrong.

3/6/2006 5:44:39 PM

David D.G.

You're not supposed to swallow the condom, fool!


~David D.G.

3/6/2006 7:13:06 PM

Just Kiddin'

You're not supposed to swallow the condom, fool

Er - I thought it was gum...

8/12/2008 4:15:54 PM

aaa

People know how to fuck up anything.

8/12/2008 5:05:13 PM

Typhon

I think the producers themselves will admit to having more than just one contraceptive-related fatality.

8/12/2008 7:21:33 PM

Carrie

Compared to how many people who've died during childbirth because their bodies weren't able to handle the birthing process?

8/13/2008 2:11:34 AM

Darwin

I've known people who have died of boredom in church. Let's ban it.

8/13/2008 3:10:51 AM

EvoPagan

That's not what you're supposed to do with the IUD.

6/23/2009 3:23:21 AM

WhiteNoise

EVERYTHING is a poison at high enough dosage. Including Oxygen.

6/23/2009 6:31:32 AM

Swedish Pagan

Weapons are truly very wrong, when used they scare, hurt or kill someone. But you are not Pro Gun Control, are you?

And what do you mean; "taking one". Someone died while stealing some condoms?

Someone died while taking a shower too. Life is dangerous, there is no getting out of it alive.

6/23/2009 6:37:41 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Let's hear it for modern Merkin sex ed.

6/23/2009 7:13:16 AM

Table Rock

If we banned everything that people have died of, there wouldn't be anything left.

6/23/2009 7:22:28 AM

JohnTheAthiest

WAY more people have died during child birth then have died from taking the pill. Having babies is wronger.

6/23/2009 7:39:50 AM

Clown

Someone actually died when taking one


Name that someone and name which one, then we'll talk.

Also, as others pointed out, people were dying doing all kinds of things, such as: Walking a dog; Saving a kitten from a tree; Extinguishing fires; etc...

6/23/2009 9:10:10 AM

anonomous

"Someone actually died when taking one"

I'm still marveling at the "Case closed!" style of delivery coupled with the utter lack of detail and citation to even get into the underlying absurdities.

6/23/2009 9:16:32 AM



Someone once died while playing a video game. Someone else died while driving. Still someone else died while having consensual sex with their lawfully wedded opposite sex partner. Does it make all those things a sin?

7/9/2010 12:32:39 PM

Rapax Pringer

Sauce or it didn't happen.

9/7/2010 4:43:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Choke on an IUD?

9/7/2010 4:59:02 AM

Justanotheratheist

Some people die while taking a nap. Give up sleeping, then. The added bonus is that there's no chance that you'll be out like a light when the Rupture happens.

Thanks for the mental image of some idiot choking to death on a condom, though. I couldn't help but chuckle at the mental image of the condom being still attached to, you know, the male thingy. Sorry that I have a wicked imagination, but being an atheist I'm allowed to.

9/7/2010 7:27:56 AM

CanadianBroad

And you know what? LOTS of women have died having babies, and still do!

Whoa! That must mean ... God hates babies!!

9/15/2011 6:18:27 AM

Anon2

And attending a church service is also very wrong. Hundreds of people got hepatitis when taking holy communion:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/catholics-received-holy-communion-christmas-risk-hepatitis/story?id=12537329

9/15/2011 6:29:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Someone actually died when taking one"

Yeah. It was a fundie. It was her own fault for swallowing an IUD! >:D

Did you know, there's a contraceptive pill for men? You don't swallow it. The man puts it in his shoe, and immediately he goes limp. [/Old Chestnut]

Ai thenk yaw! X3

9/15/2011 7:40:40 AM
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