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#19499
Papabear
And people have died when taking vitamins. People have died when eating carrots. People have died when attending church. Vitamins, carrots and church are very wrong.
3/6/2006 5:44:39 PM
#19546
David D.G.
You're not supposed to swallow the condom, fool!
~David D.G.
3/6/2006 7:13:06 PM
#629023
Just Kiddin'
You're not supposed to swallow the condom, fool
Er - I thought it was gum...
8/12/2008 4:15:54 PM
#629071
aaa
People know how to fuck up anything.
8/12/2008 5:05:13 PM
#629211
Typhon
I think the producers themselves will admit to having more than just one contraceptive-related fatality.
8/12/2008 7:21:33 PM
#629614
Carrie
Compared to how many people who've died during childbirth because their bodies weren't able to handle the birthing process?
8/13/2008 2:11:34 AM
#629678
Darwin
I've known people who have died of boredom in church. Let's ban it.
8/13/2008 3:10:51 AM
#975725
EvoPagan
That's not what you're supposed to do with the IUD.
6/23/2009 3:23:21 AM
#975781
WhiteNoise
EVERYTHING is a poison at high enough dosage. Including Oxygen.
6/23/2009 6:31:32 AM
#975786
Swedish Pagan
Weapons are truly very wrong, when used they scare, hurt or kill someone. But you are not Pro Gun Control, are you?
And what do you mean; "taking one". Someone died while stealing some condoms?
Someone died while taking a shower too. Life is dangerous, there is no getting out of it alive.
6/23/2009 6:37:41 AM
#975806
Caustic Gnostic
Let's hear it for modern Merkin sex ed.
6/23/2009 7:13:16 AM
#975810
Table Rock
If we banned everything that people have died of, there wouldn't be anything left.
6/23/2009 7:22:28 AM
#975818
JohnTheAthiest
WAY more people have died during child birth then have died from taking the pill. Having babies is wronger.
6/23/2009 7:39:50 AM
#975849
Clown
Someone actually died when taking one
Name that someone and name which one, then we'll talk.
Also, as others pointed out, people were dying doing all kinds of things, such as: Walking a dog; Saving a kitten from a tree; Extinguishing fires; etc...
6/23/2009 9:10:10 AM
#975852
anonomous
"Someone actually died when taking one"
I'm still marveling at the "Case closed!" style of delivery coupled with the utter lack of detail and citation to even get into the underlying absurdities.
6/23/2009 9:16:32 AM
#1178151
Someone once died while playing a video game. Someone else died while driving. Still someone else died while having consensual sex with their lawfully wedded opposite sex partner. Does it make all those things a sin?
7/9/2010 12:32:39 PM
#1203821
Rapax Pringer
Sauce or it didn't happen.
9/7/2010 4:43:43 AM
#1203823
Quantum Mechanic
Choke on an IUD?
9/7/2010 4:59:02 AM
#1203934
Justanotheratheist
Some people die while taking a nap. Give up sleeping, then. The added bonus is that there's no chance that you'll be out like a light when the Rupture happens.
Thanks for the mental image of some idiot choking to death on a condom, though. I couldn't help but chuckle at the mental image of the condom being still attached to, you know, the male thingy. Sorry that I have a wicked imagination, but being an atheist I'm allowed to.
9/7/2010 7:27:56 AM
#1332601
CanadianBroad
And you know what? LOTS of women have died having babies, and still do!
Whoa! That must mean ... God hates babies!!
9/15/2011 6:18:27 AM
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9/15/2011 6:29:02 AM
#1332651
Anon-e-moose
"Someone actually died when taking one"
Yeah. It was a fundie. It was her own fault for swallowing an IUD! >:D
Did you know, there's a contraceptive pill for men? You don't swallow it. The man puts it in his shoe, and immediately he goes limp. [/Old Chestnut]
Ai thenk yaw! X3
9/15/2011 7:40:40 AM
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