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[Replying to 'Show me the scripture where God defines primate?']'Primate' is a man-made term that man uses incorrectly to classify primates and man together. I cannot shgow you scripture on primates because there is none because God does not ever classify man and animals together... again it is a label man improperly uses to label us the same as animals. This is false, we are not... Besides, calling man and ape both primates very much IS classifying them as relatives of evolution which is counter to God's Word.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Have these people ever seen a monkey in a suit? You know why its so hilarious? because they look just like us! Its not a bloody coincidence you twit that humans are literally hairless apes.

9/7/2008 8:50:18 PM

Taco For Paco

Did you ever consider to think outside the Bible, champ?

6/29/2010 6:42:41 AM


You know who classified us as apes? You know who classified apes as primates? You know who classified us as animals? You know who is the father of scientific classification in biology?

Carl Linnaeus.

He died in 1778. That's 81 years before Darwin published On the Origin of Species. Linnaeus would have been a creationist by default, simply because he would have never heard of the theory of evolution.


If you don't understand science, can you at least try to get your history right? Heck, just get something right for once and I'll be pleased.

6/29/2010 3:31:45 PM