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Since "Day One" the devil has wanted to overthrow the influence the Bible has had on the United States of America. He took over the educational system and changed teaching from biblical to secular resulting in graduates who are immoral and irreligious. He took over Hollywood and began producing pictures that taught Americans that the only pleasure worth pursuing was sexual pleasure. He took over the News Media and replaced preachers with reporters and the Gospel of God with the "Gospel of Liberalism." Today Americans trust newsmen more than preachers. Why? Because preachers are all "money-grubbing womanizers!" Who told them that? Newsmen! Hmm.

But one of the devil's most successful (and invisible) takeovers was the takeover of the Immigration and Naturalization Service. Once he had the INS he began to execute the same program that had been so successful in Fiji. First, the INS virtually closed the doors to white, Christian immigrants from Europe. Then they opened the floodgates to import pagan Hindus, Buddhists and Moslems. They turned a blind eye to the massive breach of our border with Mexico. Their goal was to dilute the Christian influence in America. If anyone noticed they were scolded with a new Liberal lie. They were told "America has always been multi-cultural." No, you dirty, filthy lying devil, America has always been a "melting-pot" where immigrants left their old ways (and gods) behind and embraced the Bible and its teachings!

Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches Ministries 61 Comments [2/21/2009 7:16:39 PM]
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Berny

I guess the devil was responsible for your Constitution, since it enshrines the separation of Church and State.
As to the rant about immigrants, take a look at the inscription at the foot of the Statue of Liberty sometime. The last time I checked it made no mention of "Christian", just
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!".
Fuck you.

2/21/2009 7:25:54 PM

Reckoner

He took over Hollywood and began producing pictures that taught Americans that the only pleasure worth pursuing was sexual pleasure.

Naw, there's also pleasure to be had from wine and song.

2/21/2009 7:26:42 PM

Zabimaru

They turned a blind eye to the massive breach of our border with Mexico. Their goal was to dilute the Christian influence in America.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Mexicans in general very Christian?

2/21/2009 7:30:41 PM

Stardrake

You DO realize that nearly all of those Mexican immigrants are Christian, don't you?


Oh, right, I keep forgetting that Roman Catholics aren't "True Christians" (Reg U.S. Pat. Off)...except when you're whining about how Christians are the majority but not running things!

2/21/2009 7:31:29 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Satan doesn't care about you. The Bible doesn't even come close to mentioning America. In fact, it seems to focus mainly on a few desert countries...

2/21/2009 7:35:20 PM



Actually, America has always been a "melting-pot" where immigrants left their old ways behind and embraced American society and culture and language. And there IS a big problem with immigration and illegal immigration, and immigrants OUGHT to become American and learn to speak English rather than expecting everyone to cater to them and provide everything to them in their language, and they OUGHT to quit having such an attitude of entitlement.

But it doesn't have one fucking thing to do with Satan.

2/21/2009 7:38:13 PM

DevilsChaplain

"Since 'Day One' the devil has wanted to overthrow the influence the Bible has had on the United States of America."
Translation: I don't like America and made-up monsters are to blame. (Though what strikes me is no Christian ever explains why God would create Lucifer if He were omniscient and therefore knew exactly what Lucifer was going to do. Just one of many things which do not add up in the Bible.)

"He took over the educational system and changed teaching from biblical to secular resulting in graduates who are immoral and irreligious."
Actually James Madison and Thomas Jefferson, the men who actually authored the First Amendment, wanted a strict separation of church and state. Now, the entire educational system isn't secular, just the public schools. Furthermore, secular doesn't mean "atheistic." Try to learn the difference.

"He took over Hollywood and began producing pictures that taught Americans that the only pleasure worth pursuing was sexual pleasure."
Try to discern the difference between movies and reality; I hardly think any sane, rational human being takes their ethical cues from films, you know...

"He took over the News Media and replaced preachers with reporters and the Gospel of God with the 'Gospel of Liberalism.'"
Since when were preachers in charge of the media in America? Those professions have nothing to do with one another you know. And what's the "Gospel of Liberalism" anyway? Just stringing random words together does not a solid argument make....

"Today Americans trust newsmen more than preachers."
Eh, most newsmen are just as trustworthy as preachers nowadays...

"Why? Because preachers are all 'money-grubbing womanizers!'"
Now, now, they're not always womanizers....ask Ted Haggard.

" But one of the devil's most successful (and invisible) takeovers was the takeover of the Immigration and Naturalization Service."
Really?....really?...the INS?....I was so sure the Supreme Court was going to be mentioned next...

"First, the INS virtually closed the doors to white, Christian immigrants from Europe."
Well no doubt Catholics and the Irish had plenty of problems a long time ago, but you're forgetting the Chinese Exclusion Act and the "one-drop" rule and all other policies that targeted non-white immigrants.

"Then they opened the floodgates to import pagan Hindus, Buddhists and Moslems."
Well, they are our most successful "imports" you know...*rolls eyes*

"They turned a blind eye to the massive breach of our border with Mexico. Their goal was to dilute the Christian influence in America."
Mexico is very Catholic you know....so, just admit it, you're a racist fuckhead.




2/21/2009 7:38:31 PM

MK

If you rated this anything but a five......

2/21/2009 7:42:29 PM



Not all preachers are money-grubbing womanizers. Just look at Paul Crouch, Lonnie Frisbee, Billy James Hargis, Ted Haggard, Paul Barnes, Lonnie Latham, or Jim Bakker. These guys had a taste for cock.

2/21/2009 7:43:17 PM

TauRaven

David J. Stewart, is that you?

2/21/2009 7:53:24 PM

aaa

You know, those mexicans are keeping your economy intact.

2/21/2009 7:54:47 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"[blah, blah, blah]He took over [this] ... He took over [that] ..."

You forgot the most important thing: he doesn't exist



The rest is just paranoid fundy conspiracy blather.

2/21/2009 7:57:49 PM

Oy Vey!

Paranoid. Check!

Bigoted. Check!

Fundie. Check!

Folks, it looks like we have a trifecta!

2/21/2009 7:58:39 PM

Thinking Allowed

*source* The first amendment of the U.S. Constitution

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

2/21/2009 7:58:40 PM

Jack Bauer

Hey, senor, you are much wrong, I theeeeeeenk....

2/21/2009 8:06:03 PM

????

From Goddidit to Devildidit.

2/21/2009 8:09:15 PM

LDM

"They were told "America has always been multi-cultural." No, you dirty, filthy lying devil, America has always been a "melting-pot" where immigrants left their old ways (and gods) behind and embraced the Bible and its teachings!"

Which parallel world are you from? America was multicultural before we even got here. And most European immigrants were Christian when they got here, and came here to embrace a life where they could choose their beliefs and control their destiny.

2/21/2009 8:10:17 PM



"Then they opened the floodgates to import pagan Hindus, Buddhists and Moslems."
Oh noes! OTHER RELIGIONS!

2/21/2009 8:15:06 PM

Headache

Since "Day One" the devil has wanted to overthrow the influence the Bible has had on the United States of America.

Ohhhh!

It must have been one of his daughters I met at a ranch in Nevada last year then? Damn, she was hot!

2/21/2009 8:34:47 PM

John

Another fundie using his religion to justify being a bigot. Most of the immigrants to the US are Roman Catholics, whom I guess he doesn't count as "Christians".

2/21/2009 8:36:31 PM

Devonian

"They turned a blind eye to the massive breach of our border with Mexico."
Uh, iirc a hell of a lot of Mexicans are Christians... oh, wait, you probably think Catholics don't count...

2/21/2009 8:48:25 PM

The Lazy One

My great-grandparents did not suddenly become WASPs once they got off the boat from Lithuania. They kept their cultural identity and Catholicism until they died, and they were very proud to be Lithuanian. So STFU and stop insulting people's ancestors.

2/21/2009 8:53:37 PM

Illuminatalie

You seem like a cheery fellow. Would you like a glass of lemonade?

2/21/2009 8:58:08 PM

Lucilius

The INS didn't "close the doors" to European immigrants. They just don't want to come here anymore, in part because their own economies are doing at least as well as ours – and in part because of lunatics like Sammy Gipp.

2/21/2009 9:03:31 PM



you say irreligious like its some kind of bad thing.

P.S. - since satan only exists in your imagination, then he really didnt do ANY of the stuff you said he did.

..ummm...Mexicans are usually catholic..oh yeah, thats not TRUE (tm) Christianity.

2/21/2009 9:03:35 PM
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