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Because it [primate] incorrectly classifies man in the same category as a monkey. If I made a definition that put man and dump trucks in the same ancestorial line doesn't mean that it'd be right... Just as humans are still Dump Trucks, right? Mobile, have motors, two round things on thier face and one input mechanism for air, both have gas and are full of garbage. Yep, humans are by definition, dump trucks.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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cyborgtroy

"If I made a definition that put man and dump trucks in the same ancestorial line doesn't mean that it'd be right"

No, but since humans are obviously closely related to apes, we believe they descended from a common ancestor, which was not a dump truck.

5/3/2008 5:50:17 AM

logicprevails

You can actually test DNA of chimps and humans and see the tangible proof of relation. Your dump truck argument is monumentally naive and offers no evidence with which to correlate your theory

5/3/2008 5:57:05 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

"Dump trucks" was one of the last things I expected to find on the Fundie Word Redefinition Project, but here we are.

7/1/2010 4:57:07 AM

D

"both have gas and are full of garbage."

Just like fundies ;).

7/1/2010 6:07:52 AM

Kitourahime

I just want to ask, why do they have something against being an ape? Who wouldn't want to be related to a gibbon or marmoset? Coolest simians out there, bro.

And God so loved the world, he made it so humans could be randomly murdered by more or less anything.

4/21/2011 9:11:25 AM

anti-nonsense

I'd rather be a dump truck then dirt.

4/21/2011 11:39:30 AM

Canadiest

This is why classification follows strict rules of comparison, especially scientific classification.

Idiotic comparison is your field and represents only one thing, you don't know how to do it so you throw bullshit at it and pretend that puts your shit on equal footing.

Here's a comparible comment to your statement:
RaptureReady posters incorrectly classify Jesus as the son of God. I say he's the cousin of Jabberwocky, he came around through magic, made a lot of noise and was slain. See? Same damn thing

4/23/2011 9:45:39 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Dump Trucks"

Which move dirt around. Dirt. Which, according to Genesis in the Bible, God made Adam from. Thus the question:

If man came from dirt, why is there still Dirt?

"Yep, humans are by definition, dump trucks."

...oh, and sentient Dump Trucks? Better sit down Rom831, because what I'm about to say will come as a shock to you:

The "Transformers" films/animated series are not documentaries. Even though Autobots are the heroes.

Dump Truck? Why am I suddenly reminded of the Hawaiian-Samoan Sumo wrestler Salevaa Atisano'e, a.k.a. 'Konishki' (who had that nickname)?:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konishiki_Yasokichi

Ah, whither the Sumo on Channel 4 in the late 80s?! (*nostalgia bomb explodes in head*)

4/23/2011 12:08:10 PM
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