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Obama is a muslim that hates America so much that he vows to change everything good about it.
If Obama were a Christian he would have used a bible to swear into office.
But no! Obama's official swearing in took place behind closed doors without a bible in the map room of the oval office.
Muslims can't swear on a bible without punishment from Allah.

Church Slave, Topix 60 Comments [2/21/2009 5:49:07 PM]
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Headache

He used Lincoln's bible didn't he?

He was sworn in by Chief Justice Roberts, A Bush right wing christian appointee or do you think Chief Justice Roberts is a secret muslim too?

2/21/2009 5:51:19 PM

Pule Thamex

You sound like a slavering cretin. Perhaps you are.

2/21/2009 6:00:12 PM

DevilsChaplain

"Obama is a muslim"

2/21/2009 6:01:13 PM

Thinking Allowed

This week Obama is...

A. a christan.

B. a atheist.

C. a muslim.

D. the anti-christ.

2/21/2009 6:06:00 PM

rw23

Nice to know you believe in Allah anyway.

2/21/2009 6:08:15 PM

Dr. Funkenstein

Please donate to the "Increase the cognitive functions of Topix members" fund.

2/21/2009 6:18:37 PM

Psittacosis

This is getting really old.

2/21/2009 6:21:40 PM

aaa

I find it amusing how they are repeating Michael Weiner lines.

2/21/2009 6:27:18 PM



Don't look now, your pants are on fire.

2/21/2009 6:34:59 PM

NotToday

> Muslims can't swear on a bible without punishment from Allah.

Not "Muslims believe they can't swear..." but "Muslims can't swear". Sounds like Church Slave believes in Allah.

> he vows to change everything good about it
Crappy economy, soldiers overseas fighting an unwarranted war, and people losing their houses because of greedy mortgage companies. Yeah, how could he dare try to change that stuff.

2/21/2009 6:36:57 PM

Rat of Steel

Repeat after me, you who so aptly chose the screen-name of Church Slave:

I don't like President Obama because he is black.

Go on, it's all right. The world won't be dragged into Hell if you admit it.

2/21/2009 6:51:10 PM

jc

You do know that there is no "Official" oath, it's just a formality right?

2/21/2009 7:19:23 PM



He's black, he's your president, and he was actually elected with a majority of votes. Deal with it, dickfist.

2/21/2009 7:27:54 PM

Berny

Your side lost the election. Time to move on you fucking idiot.

2/21/2009 7:28:00 PM

Stardrake

jc @ 965031--Actually, the oath IS official (it's written specifically in the Constitution--even though Justice Roberts couldn't be bothered to get it right). The part about a Bible is tradition--and is not universal.

2/21/2009 7:36:04 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

He's Chrisitan, no holy book is required to swear in, and he's the only hope right now of your country not becomming the most laughed at, hated country in the world!

2/21/2009 7:43:18 PM

Katsuro

Explain to me, Mr. Slave, why exactly I should give a fuck?

2/21/2009 7:48:10 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

Um.. does the name "Church Slave" say "poe" to anyone else?

I mean, how many fundies are even aware that they're willing slaves?

2/21/2009 7:54:29 PM

Panz

So bombing a country into the stoneage for no reason is good?
Killing and murdering innocents is good?
Your own countrymen struggling to live is good?
a national economy wrecked by your buddy Bush is good?
letting people die because they can't afford to pay in the tens and hundreds of thousands of dollars to be healthy is good?

You have a very bad perception of good and bad bucko

2/21/2009 8:01:32 PM

Jack Bauer

The map room?

Was Indiana Jones there too? Did he mount the headpiece on the staff and wait for the sun to rise so that a brilliant beam of light would show the secret location where Church Slave's brain has been hidden.

2/21/2009 8:11:23 PM

Oy Vey!

Just in case "Church Slave" is not a poe.



2/21/2009 8:14:07 PM



Obama is a muslim...

Yeah, so? Article 6 of the US Constitution prohibits any religious test as a requirement for holding public office so again... yeah, SO WHAT?!?!

...that hates America so much that he vows to change everything good about it.

That's your opinion. Not necessarily his opinion nor anyone else's for that matter.

If Obama were a Christian he would have used a bible to swear into office.

Swearing on a Bible is a tradition, not a requirement, for taking the oath. Again, Article 6, bitch.

But no! Obama's official swearing in took place behind closed doors without a bible in the map room of the oval office.

So you just totally ignored that little ceremony on the steps of the Capitol Hill where he too the oath for POTUS in front of Justice Roberts and everyone? The only reason he did it a second time is because Roberts fucked it up the first time and they were worried a legal challenge might ensue. Hence, he took a second oath just in case.

Muslims can't swear on a bible without punishment from Allah.

Again, your opinion but not necessarily that of Muslims. Why don't you go ask one first before shooting your mouth off?

Besides, who's wrath would I incur if I, as an agnostic, swore on the Bible? Would I get off scott free?

2/21/2009 8:18:32 PM

Headache

Thinking Allowed:
This week Obama is...

A. a christan.

B. a atheist.

C. a muslim.

D. the anti-christ.


You forgot an option;

E. All of the above!

2/21/2009 8:37:23 PM

John

No, Obama just wants to change all the crap Bush left us with.

2/21/2009 8:38:17 PM

Florian

This "omg secret official inauguration" took place just to make sure no one could say that he never swore in because Justice Roberts flubbed his line.

2/21/2009 9:07:24 PM
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