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I too, think that worshiping the beast rather the Creator is our greatest threat... This leads to well all sin, Sexual sin, abortion and Idle worship.. Blasphmey of the Holy spirit is the unforgiveable sin, which for some reason when I think of this I see Idle worship but mainly Homosexuality (gays, and Lezbienism ) I think because it is so preverse and it degregates the soul so badly and it is slapping the Almighty in face and saying You did not make me good enough, WHY??

4Godisjust, RR 67 Comments [2/22/2009 12:34:57 AM]
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Illuminatalie

You wouldn't know a perversion if it slapped you across the face.

And 'idle worship'? As compared to, getting-something-accomplished worship?

2/22/2009 12:39:35 AM

Mayhem

But God likes it when I slap him, after tying him up with the furry handcuffs and putting the ball-gag on his face.

2/22/2009 12:43:22 AM

dpareja

You know "bien" is French for "good", right? So are you saying that lesbianism (or, as you put it, "Lezbienism") is good?

2/22/2009 12:45:19 AM

Lucilius

Idle worship? Can I do that lying down?

2/22/2009 12:47:25 AM

Reckoner

Eric Idle worship?

2/22/2009 12:49:22 AM

atrasicarius

Can I get a side of bigotry with my word salad?

2/22/2009 12:49:45 AM

Porter

"idle worship".

A mistake not made once in your post, but multiple times.

Probably failed 2nd grade spelling class.

2/22/2009 12:51:08 AM

Pule Thamex

Why you ask? Because you are silly. There is no god and the bible contains errors and is inconsistent.

2/22/2009 12:51:57 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

The Holy Spirit can suck a fart out of my asshole! Why? Because he is imaginary. I have more power in my boogers than he has in his entire Casper the ghost wannabe imaginary body.

"Idle worship"? "Lezbienism"? "preverse"? "degregates"?

2/22/2009 12:55:44 AM



"Probably failed 2nd grade spelling class. "

@ Porter

4Godisjust was probably homeskooled.

2/22/2009 12:59:30 AM

HoJuSimpson

Googling "Lezbienism" harbors fairly interesting results.

it is slapping the Almighty in face and saying You did not make me good enough, WHY??

Oh, kind of like miscarriages, birth defects, and women who are just infertile aka things you can't help? Asshole.

2/22/2009 1:06:33 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

*slaps the Almighty in the face*

Say my name, bitch! SAY MY NAME!!

2/22/2009 1:10:12 AM

Mister Spak

"Idle worship"

I have BOINC so my idle process is 0%

2/22/2009 1:13:27 AM

Fanatic-Templar

You are probably masters of idle worship.

2/22/2009 1:20:24 AM



Idle worship.

Meh, I can take it or leave it.

2/22/2009 1:30:45 AM

The Lazy One

Idle worship?

OMFG I'm the laziest person I know! I must be committing the sin of Idle Worship! I should change immediately!

...but I'm too damn lazy.

2/22/2009 1:47:36 AM

Old Viking

Try English.

2/22/2009 1:48:48 AM

Skyknight

...You DO realize that most Jews consider it a holy obligation to take God to task in something akin to the last phrase in there, yes? It's the whole "wrestling with God" conceit—don't passively accept everything God does, no matter how little chance you have of actually swaying him. Really, you'd do well to take Job 42:7 to heart (King James version, just to be sure):

"And it was so, that after the LORD had spoken these words unto Job, the LORD said to Eliphaz the Temanite, My wrath is kindled against thee, and against thy two friends: for ye have not spoken of me the thing that is right, as my servant Job hath."

I have a feeling you're managing to be a lot like Eliphaz, here...

2/22/2009 1:49:10 AM

ArmandT

"Idle worship"


Yes please.

2/22/2009 1:50:22 AM

The Jamo

"I think because it is so preverse and it degregates the soul so badly and it is slapping the Almighty in face and saying You did not make me good enough, WHY??"

Holy shit! Will you get your head out of your arse and maybe get a life? Why do you think anyone gives a fuck about your bigoted philosophies?

Oh yeah, and ArmandT wins!

2/22/2009 1:55:54 AM

breakerslion

"Blasphmey of the Holy spirit is the unforgiveable sin"

And, "I'm not just a Hair Club client, I'm also the President of the company, so why would I lie?" - Billy Crystal

I worship Marisa Tomei. At least I can prove she's real.

2/22/2009 2:00:47 AM

A Friend

Oh Noes, Eyedul warship an lezbanisms!!! Also, I'll slap your almighty in the face with my meatstick.

2/22/2009 2:01:00 AM

Sasha

What the Idle is "degregate"?

2/22/2009 2:08:51 AM

DevilsChaplain

Blasphemy: If you can't spell it, then don't discuss it.

2/22/2009 2:23:49 AM

Papabear

I think worshipping is one of our greatest threats.

2/22/2009 2:47:11 AM
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