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Excellently put!! Don't you people see it?... I'm sure you'll want to try to deny that's the truth but your words would be a lie and I'm sure you know it. We're called primates and animals by scientists as a part of the evolution ploy and scheme. It is debasing the way it is meant, degrading, and completely unagreeable... Once again, we AGREE that there are similarities between us and apes. Doesn't give you the right to call me an animal, though anymore than the similarities between me and a garbage truck give you the right to call me a car.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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The Wild One, Forever

I would never call you an animal, because to do so would be insulting to animals. You are more like pond scum.

9/24/2010 7:30:22 PM

Justanotheratheist

Sadly for the other members of the animal kingdom, you and I are animals, whether you like it or not. I agree that in your case it probably would be seen as demeaning and degrading - to the other animals.

Nice choice of analogy, though. You opened yourself up to plenty of cyberspace abuse with that garbage truck line.


9/24/2010 10:21:35 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Something tells me there are similarities between Angyl and a garbage truck. And I wouldn't call her(?) a car.




An Edsel, maybe.

9/24/2010 11:14:11 PM

SpacemanSpiff

You share characteristics with garbage trucks?


Nah, I'll leave that alone. Too easy.

9/24/2010 11:15:36 PM

CanadianBroad

Well, you said it, not me. You're certainly full of garbage as far as I can tell.

Aaaaaaaah-hahahahahahaha ...

Man, I love it when they set themselves up like that.

9/15/2011 6:13:06 AM

Anon2

We're called sinful and "made of dirt" by clerics as a part of the religion ploy and scheme. It is debasing the way it is meant, degrading, and completely unagreeable ... Once again, I AGREE that people often act in wrong and harmful ways. Doesn't give anybody the right to call me "sinful" in general, as nobody would have the right to call me a "rapist" just because I am male.

There, fixed.

9/15/2011 6:35:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

"We're called primates and animals by scientists as a part of the evolution ploy and scheme. It is debasing the way it is meant, degrading, and completely unagreeable... Once again, we AGREE that there are similarities between us and apes. Doesn't give you the right to call me an animal"

"you called my children animals."

-Ted Faggard (to Richard Dawkins, upon leaving after filming interview)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Root_of_All_Evil%3F

The DNA of we humans (Homo Sapiens) having at least a 98% match with that of Chimpanzees (Pan Troglodytes). Your argument is invalid.

"though anymore than the similarities between me and a garbage truck give you the right to call me a car"

For once, I completely agree with a Raptard. To compare you with a car, would be an insult to Bumblebee. He may not be the biggest or strongest of the Autobots, but his intelligence, bravery and courage is rivalled only by that of Optimus Prime himself. [/nerd]

9/15/2011 7:09:56 AM

Quantum Mechanic

I think you're a vegetable.
Frank called you once.

9/18/2013 2:27:29 AM

Swede

Sure, I won't call you an animal; I'll call you a fungus instead.

It was the Swedish botanist and zoologist Caroulus Linnaeus that started the Systematic system. He was the son of a priest and a Christian himself. But first and foremost he was a scientist. Besides the two already mentioned, he was also a medical doctor, a geologist and a pedagogue.

What come out of your mouth have similarities with the contents of a garbage truck. I wouldn't call you a car anyway, that would be degrading for real cars.

9/18/2013 3:05:48 AM

Canadiest

Well, you know what they say, Garbage in Garbage out. Your analogy doesn't work to get you to a car but a garbage truck can be recycled to make many cars. A Rapturite needs to purge the garbage they've been indoctrinated into to ever be of any use.

9/18/2013 3:50:11 AM
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