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#5029
Gadren
Ignoring the speed of light...this is like a new low.
Maybe we can have warp speed from fundie-powered starships...but no one would want one because they're so annoying.
11/27/2005 10:04:47 PM
#5070
Darth Wang
Because it's a phrase that you're greatly misinterpreting?
11/28/2005 4:07:37 AM
#382429
Gjervan
I belive God described evolution, bigbang, astrophysics etc in great detail...
... Moses just couldn't follow, and scribbled some BS instead.
1/16/2008 8:52:18 PM
#408331
cyborgtroy
God's a deceptive little punk, huh?
2/16/2008 4:59:44 PM
#539521
You cannot be anymore vague than that.
6/12/2008 4:54:02 PM
#1190512
Se7enSages
Your precious book says that space is expanding, and you don't say shit when we figure that out in the 20th century. WTF?
8/10/2010 9:51:08 AM
#1190562
The Duelist
So does the Bible also contain LEGO set instructions, on top of the other great knowledge contained within? I doubt it...
8/10/2010 11:15:40 AM
#1258508
Renon
because they sought to understand things that they had no way of understanding back then and the bible was something we were meant to grow out of as we gained knowledge of the physical workings of the universe?
2/18/2011 1:12:51 PM
#1258566
Canadiest
"God 'stretched out the heavens.'" like a tent over the Earth with the stars attached.
The Greeks, Egyptians amd Stonehedge builders knew better.
2/18/2011 3:43:22 PM
#1258587
Big Chicken Dinner
I don't know why this is so hard to understand.
6000 years ago, the LORD made the star lights' rays, but he made them so they were showing star activity from billions of years in the past, but they actually are only 6000 years old, but from billions of years ago.
Understand?
2/18/2011 5:15:42 PM
#1258595
Anon
@Big Chicken Dinner:
Last Thursdayism is impossible to disprove. It does, however, beg the question of why God would go to the trouble of making everything look old.
2/18/2011 5:54:12 PM
#1258673
Justanotheratheist
Because the dudes who wrote the bible knew basically fuckall about anything?
2/19/2011 12:38:02 AM
#1264541
Allegory for Jesus
There is a layer of water on the opposite side of "the heavens" from us. If "heavens" means "space" instead of "sky", WTF is your Space Ghost talking about!
3/7/2011 9:21:53 PM
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