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Where I intrepret what God says, yes, I most definately can be wrong. However, I don't intrepret Gen 1 and 2. I read it exactly as God has said. If it is wrong, it is God who is wrong.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

Excuse me, but if you actually *read* Genesis 1 and 2 you'll see that they disagree on many, many major points.
And, yes, if there is a God, he *is* wrong... over and over and over again, he is wrong.

3/6/2006 6:06:45 PM

David D.G.

Exactly!

Now, why would you want to go and worship someone who screws things up just like any human can, and didn't even have the good sense to subject the text to a good copy editor?


~David D.G.

3/6/2006 7:05:22 PM

Adrian

Or you know, seeing as how the Bible was written and translated by people, they could have made some mistakes.

12/28/2006 7:10:17 PM

szenah

Or, seeing as how the person reading is not infallible, there might be a few comprehension errors.

12/28/2006 7:20:02 PM

Cynic

Thanks for telling us god is wrong, but we already knew that

3/18/2007 7:36:20 PM

xyz

I don't reinterpret Gen. 1 and 2 either. They contradict each other, and that is an obvious fact.

1/4/2013 8:45:08 PM

Canadiest

Basically the literalist Fundie has to admit his God is wrong. Love it. They believe every word is from God so God contradicts himself, most you fundies just ignore this, denial is a better word, but this guy just straight out admits God is wrong!

"If it is wrong" No if about it, they contradict, they can't both be right. At least the moderate majority of Christianity admit to the Bible being man written and often parable, but not Rom831, he steps right in it, his God is proven wrong in His own words.

Love it!

1/5/2013 12:06:04 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Never actually read Genesis, have you?

Thanks for yet another laugh, moron.

3/7/2013 10:11:33 AM

Madbull

This is what he means.


1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.



See? No Contradiction there.

3/7/2013 10:18:31 AM



Well isn't that some blasphemy.

3/7/2013 10:57:45 AM

Swede

God seems to be in disagreement with himself, then.

3/7/2013 12:30:36 PM

hera

When I read Genesis today, Chapter 2 verse 19 clearly stated that the 'beasts' of the earth and fowl of the air where made out of the ground in front of Adam. That is what it says, and that contradicts Genesis 1. So it is God who is wrong according to your last sentence.

3/7/2013 1:10:00 PM

Blarghonius

Well, guess what then?

3/7/2013 4:54:36 PM

xyz

whoops, already posted here

3/7/2013 6:21:18 PM

Sasha

If it is wrong, it is God who is wrong.

Well, that just says it all, doesn't it?

3/7/2013 7:38:49 PM
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