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[Mac shares how, unlike Bristol Palin, she and her future husband made abstinence "realistic."]

Heck yeah! Nothing is impossible with God! My advice? Don't wait so long to get hitched, and don't even date anyone that's not as committed to purity as you are. Spend a lot of your "alone time" in public places.

My hubby and I made it to our wedding day with a funny sort of strategy: when it seemed so frustrating that we just didn't have an outlet to express how deep our love had become, we took a Snickers break! (Yeah, the candy bar.) After all, "Nothing Satisfies Like a Snickers!" It seriously helped lighten the mood. (We had to laugh at ourselves with our pathetic little candy bars.) And it was a nice way to distract a one track mind, while giving ourselves a little reward for keeping it together.

Mac, Boundless.org's "The Line" blog comment 111 Comments [2/22/2009 7:11:56 PM]
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WTF?! || meh
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MM

We had to laugh at ourselves with our pathetic little candy bars.

Strangest. Euphemism. Ever.

2/22/2009 7:12:53 PM

enna

That is the most nauseating, pathetic, stupid thing I've ever heard.

2/22/2009 7:18:31 PM

LOLWUT

Whatever works for you, I guess...

2/22/2009 7:20:59 PM



You do whatever is right for you...just don't force your ideas on anybody else...k?

2/22/2009 7:21:14 PM

Xotan

If it works for you fine. So long as you don't say you got it in the Bible (Book of Snickers), or you expect other to follow your lead.

2/22/2009 7:24:57 PM

Thammuz

Enjoy your dead sex life.

2/22/2009 7:25:56 PM

John

You eventually had sex. In retrospect, what difference did it make to wait until you had a piece of paper? Fundamentalists have the highest divorce rates of any religious persuasion.

2/22/2009 7:29:34 PM

jc

*snickers*

2/22/2009 7:30:18 PM

Efrain

"Alone Time"... You clearly don't know what that means.

2/22/2009 7:31:22 PM

Argle Bargle

Y'know, simply having sex would have saved you a lot of trouble.

2/22/2009 7:32:54 PM

The Watcher

3: She's not trying to force nonbelievers, but the whole enterprise is stupid and repressive. I split the difference.

I hate to keep bringing this up, but, by your own theology...even if you had rampant, promiscuous sex every day of your life, while high on 3 different drugs, in a church, bathed in the blood of murdered babies, you'd STILL not be any more or less of a sinner than the most straight-arrow, pious, Jesus-like person who ever lived.

So why bother?

2/22/2009 7:35:30 PM

Painful

Doesn't sound like too bad of an idea. Relationships built on laughter have the highest success rate and that sounds like a great inside joke to continue through the marriage even.

The quote doesn't seem fundie to me, it was her choice and she's just giving advice. For now, I vote meh.

2/22/2009 7:36:22 PM

Thejebusfire

[Don't wait so long to get hitched,]

Yes, lets all get married at 16.

It's nice that YOU managed to stay abstinant, but keep in mind that not everyone is like you. What works for you, might not work for someone else.

2/22/2009 7:36:27 PM

GCR

Hey, if it works for them, who really cares? I can see the problem when they go from that to trying to push it on others, but I think the Snickers thing is hilarious and sweet (no pun intended).

2/22/2009 7:36:50 PM

the old firm

"Nothing Satisfies Like a Snickers!" - I dare to disagree. But go on, you're funny as hell with your "pathetic little candy bars". Btw. does that mean you both have a "candy bar"?

Oh damn, this is to easy. I could go on and on.

2/22/2009 7:36:54 PM

Old Yeller

LOL. The sad part is her hubby was getting it on with anything that moved...

2/22/2009 7:40:37 PM



It would have been cheaper to fuck.
And less fattening.

2/22/2009 7:41:55 PM

Whitespirit

Erm, accoring to your warped fundie logic sin in the mind is still sin as your imaginary friend knows what you are thinking and what is in your hearts all the time. You wanted to fuck, you just didn't have the courage to do it.

You fail, hell for you.

Edit to add. Incidentally fundie, the story about Mick Jagger, Marrianne Faithful and the mars bar is an urban myth, so you even wasted the chocolate bars.

2/22/2009 7:43:13 PM

Mike

Heck yeah! Nothing is impossible with God!

Unless it's regrowing a limb.

Don't wait so long to get hitched, and don't even date anyone that's not as committed to purity as you are. Spend a lot of your "alone time" in public places.

Be a loner! AND a loser!

My hubby and I made it to our wedding day with a funny sort of strategy:

Uh-oh.

when it seemed so frustrating that we just didn't have an outlet to express how deep our love had become, we took a Snickers break! (Yeah, the candy bar.)

Does snickers mean sex?

After all, "Nothing Satisfies Like a Snickers!"

You used it as a dildo then?

It seriously helped lighten the mood. (We had to laugh at ourselves with our pathetic little candy bars.) And it was a nice way to distract a one track mind, while giving ourselves a little reward for keeping it together.

Bad images!

2/22/2009 7:46:42 PM

Wehpudicabok

"Spend a lot of your 'alone time' in public places."

That kind of defeats the point of alone time...

Other than that, though, nothing to see here... why is this so fundie, exactly? The "[n]othing is impossible with God!" bit? Meh.

2/22/2009 7:49:24 PM

Doug

So instead of just being horny, you get fat and horny.

2/22/2009 7:58:29 PM

Dr. Funkenstein

When I was with my girlfriend and wanted sex, I just, you know...had some sex.

2/22/2009 8:00:38 PM

jc

Here's how it goes.

Two fundies get hitched after a month of dating so they can do it, they find out quickly that they arn't cut out for a long term relationship, they get divorced, that's why divorce is so common in the Bible belt.

2/22/2009 8:02:43 PM

aaa

What.

2/22/2009 8:07:53 PM

Lucilius

Lemme guess: It wasn't that tough to avoid each other in the first place, 'cause you're both butt-ugly. And now it's even easier, because you weigh 400 pounds. Congratulations. Now that's how Jesus wants you to live.

2/22/2009 8:11:12 PM
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