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Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius. And they claim that those who choose not to be initiated, are choosing not to evolve to the higher level for the human race... these people (us Christians) will enter a different level of consciousness. (uh huh.) It will be a painful time for the human race, but a necessary pain, in order to evolve to the next higher level.

Lots of gobbledygook, but not hard to see what they mean. Will we have to lay down our lives in 2012? I wouldn't be surprised a bit. Guillotines don't scare me. In fact, I want to go home NOW. Different level of consciousness, here I come!

daffodyllady, Fulfilled Prophecy 58 Comments [2/23/2009 2:09:35 AM]
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jc

lolwut

2/23/2009 2:17:39 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

[CITATION NEEDED]

2/23/2009 2:18:46 AM

Mitch

Didn't Jesus himself say to follow the water-carrier into the new age? Is the bible satanic?

2/23/2009 2:23:55 AM

ausador

CTSTDT...

Sigh... :(

2/23/2009 2:24:18 AM

Kung Fu Hamsta

Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.

You know, as great as 'HAIR' was, I don't think the producers intended for you to base your bullshit theological theories on it.

Cut back on the bong water, daffy.

2/23/2009 2:27:26 AM

Oy Vey!

Whole lot of crazy going on here.

2/23/2009 2:27:56 AM

Empress

I'm so miserable and lonely, I can't bear to think about tomorrow. YAY FOR DEATH!!!

2/23/2009 2:31:20 AM

LDM

New Agers? That's so 90's.

2/23/2009 2:33:54 AM

Antichrist

Well according to Wikipedia the age of aquarius started in 1447, nope it will be 2600. Oh here it is 1844, 2002, 1948, 2012, or 1441.

If you're referring to the song, it's pretty silly to base your religion on a song, but here's the Wiki information on that.

The New Age phenomenon is seen by some astrologers as marked by the conjunction of the planet Uranus, ruler of the sign Aquarius, and the coming age, with Pluto, ruler of the masses, bringing radical change in the 1960s. However, as the song relates, it is only considered by astrologers to be the dawning of the age, but the song does announce the actual start of the age and within the first lines. "When the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars." This alignment occurred on Feb. 14 2009, Valentine's Day.[23] However according to Neil Spencer this is `astrological gibberish' as Jupiter aligns with Mars several times a year and the Moon is in the 7th House for about two hours every day. Though the lines of this song are merely poetic licence, many people take them as a literal truth[24].

2/23/2009 2:34:00 AM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

The whole "higher level of consciousness" thing is a science fiction gimmic. You won't go anywhere. Trust me.

2/23/2009 2:42:44 AM

breakerslion

Precession of the Equinox. Age of Aquarius follows age of Pisces (Jesus and the fishes) follows Age of Aries (Moses and the Shofar), follows Age of Taurus (Golden Calf). It's inevitable, and doesn't belong to any one group of superstitious nuts.

@Mitch: It's all in the Bible, Aquarius included. This is what happens when you lift and edit from Mystery religions.

2/23/2009 2:44:35 AM

Big Jilm

I guess if you're willing to believe in sky fairies with multiple personality disorders then you'd believe in Astrology just as easily.

2/23/2009 2:44:46 AM



[CTSTDT...

Sigh... :( ]

Meets Fstdt. *Scary* :o

2/23/2009 2:46:12 AM

Mitch

Leeeeeeeeeet the sun shine! Leeeeeeeeeet the sun shine in!

2/23/2009 2:46:39 AM

Jesus Klingon

You make me so happy that I'm not a Christian.

2/23/2009 2:49:29 AM

Illuminatalie

Don't forget that it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.
I have a string tied around my fourth finger just to make sure I don't.

And they claim that those who choose not to be initiated, are choosing not to evolve to the higher level for the human race
Don't listen to the voices that claim this. In fact, don't listen to ANY of the voices. Just take your meds.

Guillotines don't scare me
We shall see, my little pretty!

Different level of consciousness, here I come!
Hilariously put. I'm sure that DLOC is waiting with open arms.

2/23/2009 2:50:50 AM

Old Viking

A different level of consciousness? You should work first at achieving an initial level of consciousness.

2/23/2009 2:53:34 AM

anonymous

"Lots of gobbledygook"

Especially from you.

2/23/2009 2:54:03 AM

yoyo

now we can all see what living in a caravan on a constant diet of meths brings on.

2/23/2009 2:54:40 AM

Florian

...What, now?

2/23/2009 3:01:23 AM

John

... it is the New Agers who plan on forcing the entire human race through a mass satanic initiation into their Age of Aquarius.

First I've heard of it. How do they plan to do this? Are they going to stage a coup and take over the world? Do they have a secret army ready?

2/23/2009 3:06:56 AM

Papabear

LDM -- "New Agers? That's so 90's."

Age of Aquarius? That's so 70's.

2/23/2009 3:18:47 AM

zaatheist

"I want to go home NOW. Different level of consciousness, here I come!"

Right, then piss off!

2/23/2009 3:26:18 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

In order to achieve a different level of consciousness, you'd have to have one to start with.

2/23/2009 3:36:38 AM



Uh, no...I don't want a toke of whatever you're smoking.

2/23/2009 3:40:55 AM
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