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What we are really saying here is that delayed adolescence, delaying marriage for education/career advancement, and dating while trying to do these things is simply foolish. If you are actively dating, then you should be considering marriage as the natural end of that action. If you believe that you must/have too delay marriage for what ever reason, don't be dating.

I can't find it but someone mentioned kissing in this thread, and I had previously mentioned Paul's command for a man not to touch a woman[...]

So early research evidence points to the fact that the human body reacts to kissing by the release of hormones in the body which lead to increased levels of arousal, and attachment. Kissing leads to sex. Maybe not the first, second or third time, but the act of kissing is a prelude to the sex act.

Dudes, keep your lips off of the lady until you have a license.

farmer Tom, Boundless.org's "The Line" blog comment 57 Comments [2/23/2009 4:10:55 AM]
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DevilsChaplain


2/23/2009 4:16:45 AM

colonel catastrophe

Repressed much? Never been kissed perhaps?

2/23/2009 4:18:19 AM

zaatheist

Fundies are such bundles of joy. Anything that is pleasurable or fun must be evil.





2/23/2009 4:19:35 AM

Anonymous

"Dudes, keep your lips off of the lady until you have a license."

Dude, women aren't property. If a female likes me in that way, who am I to stop the natural progression of stuff?

2/23/2009 4:31:08 AM



If you are actively dating, then you should be considering marriage as the natural end of that action.

Sez who? There's more than one way to live, Farmer Tom, and not everyone wants to follow your messed-up version of the Life Script.

Butt out of other people's love lives, ya big perv!!!!

2/23/2009 4:38:02 AM

Zoo

What? People who don't want to be married -right now- (but do want to in the future when their lives have settled a bit) shouldn't date at all? How does that even make sense? What about people who don't think they want to be married, but find someone that changes their mind? How do you expect that to happen without any dating? And why do you expect people to deny themselves that sort of companionship (with or without a physical relationship) when that's what we're built to want? And why do you have to assume that dating is all about sex all the time? You've been watching too much TV farmer Tom.

2/23/2009 4:44:13 AM

werewolf

Which government agency issues kissing licenses?

2/23/2009 5:01:11 AM

storymoron

He posts comments on this blog all the time, and is batshit insane.

2/23/2009 5:12:00 AM

Thejebusfire

[If you are actively dating, then you should be considering marriage as the natural end of that action. ]

Just because you took a girl to a movie a couple of times does not mean you are ready to marry her. Marriage tends to fail the most when people rush into them.


[So early research evidence...]

Sorry, but the bible isn't "reasearch evidence".

[Kissing leads to sex. Maybe not the first, second or third time, but the act of kissing is a prelude to the sex act. ]

Kissing doesn't always lead to sex. I may kiss my boyfriend, but I've also kissed my father a few times. Just because you kiss someone you love, doesn't always mean you would fuck them. Maybe you were trying to make a point, I dunno.


2/23/2009 5:12:38 AM

a mind far far away

I can't find it but someone mentioned kissing in this thread, and I had previously mentioned Paul's command for a man not to touch a woman[...]

Well, Paul was a misogynistic dick, so he wasn't getting any, which is why he was so abusive toward women. I get pissed when my wife goes for awhile without giving me any too, but I don't turn and treat her like a slave. I just do what any other male would do, get some porn and jack off.

So early research evidence points to the fact that the human body reacts to kissing by the release of hormones in the body which lead to increased levels of arousal, and attachment.

Yeah, and? What's wrong with that?

Kissing leads to sex

Nearly every guy I know will vouch for that being absolute bullshit.

Maybe not the first, second or third time, but the act of kissing is a prelude to the sex act

I take it you still haven't had your first kiss yet, then? Because you obviously have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Dudes, keep your lips off of the lady until you have a license

So when do we start issuing licenses for stupidity? Or should we just go with the sign deal?

2/23/2009 5:27:53 AM

A Friend

I bet you have a lot of calluses on your hands and your weiner.

2/23/2009 5:28:03 AM

aaa

Fuck off, cock blocker.

2/23/2009 6:08:51 AM

The Watcher

No. Fuck you. I'll live my life how I want, and you live your life how you want. Fair?

2/23/2009 6:22:41 AM

Chi

You must be a joy in bed.

2/23/2009 6:40:50 AM

Mitch

I got drunk and made out with two women at a tavern, that was my first kiss. None of that sappy crap for me!

2/23/2009 6:45:36 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

As far as opening lines go "hey wanna get married and make rugrats?" is probably among the worst top ten, followed shortly afterwards by "we can't make out, have sex or touch each other until I get you to a chapel and exchange vows, how 'bout it?"

2/23/2009 6:45:39 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Never kissed a girl.

2/23/2009 6:55:57 AM

avatar

Be grateful for the open culture you're living in, asshole.

I live in a Middle Eastern country. I know what happens when you do what you're suggesting. The results are dsgusting and disconcerting. Rape is one of the most common crimes, and sexual abuse, sexual harrasment and the like are all too common. Women can barely get out at night, fearing assault at every turn. Women become even more of an object, something to be coveted and possessed, and most marriages quickly turn sour. household violence is so common, it is said that among adult women, half suffer from it. Honor killings and the like are a plague to society, and sexual morality becomes so big a problem, standart morality issues fall to the wayside.

This is the result of what you preach.

2/23/2009 7:06:05 AM

enna

Poe?

So ridiculous.

It's idiots like this that make me feel GLAD I lost my virginity at 16 on a bathroom floor to my boyfriend of five weeks.

2/23/2009 7:54:44 AM

Doug

Kissing leads to sex - and isn't that great?!

2/23/2009 8:36:10 AM



Too late, dood. Way too late.

Not like I would've heeded your advice then or now.

2/23/2009 9:22:10 AM



Kissing leads to sex? Whoa, who knew?

2/23/2009 9:31:59 AM

LDM

Dude seriously needs to get some.

2/23/2009 9:44:07 AM

Lucretius

Does anyone else think that farmer Tom married the first girl he ever kissed ?
Also what are the odds that she is his cousin ?

2/23/2009 10:19:54 AM

celestial

morality of the statment aside.

[because we all know finding a wife is easy. once you do diside to get maried. i takes like one week tops. starting dating befor you want to get married is just wastfull. we all know woman are like frut. they go rotten and die if you don't marry them within a few weeks of bringing them home.]

2/23/2009 10:26:17 AM
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