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[Someone is a bit confused about who wrote "The DaVinci Code"]

Why do some actually believe the Da Vinci Code?
First of all, I'm not very convinced that Leonardo Da Vinci was a very intelligent person. He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings. So what??? I'm not very impressed with anything he has done. Not to mention he was a liar. Jesus never married, or had children. So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect.

puma, Y! answers 70 Comments [2/23/2009 4:10:54 AM]
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Giveitaday

Oh wow... You really are a fucking idiot aren't you? I haven't seen this level of stupid since the last Andy Schafly quote. You were homeschooled weren't you?

2/23/2009 4:13:44 AM

colonel catastrophe

Da Vinci was brilliant. The Da Vinci Code is a fictional novel written by a man named Dan Brown.

P.s. My dog has left steaming piles on the sidewalk that are more intelligent than you.

2/23/2009 4:21:23 AM

Anonymous

"I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies"

I think it's fiction.
But then again, Harry Potter was also fiction.

2/23/2009 4:31:40 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's..."

You fail at clever humor. The correct play on his name is "Retardo Da Vinci," but thanks for playing.

2/23/2009 4:36:49 AM



We shouldn't be surprised that Puma is taking this seriously. We all know that fundies have difficulty distinguishing fact from fiction!

2/23/2009 4:41:45 AM

Painful

Whiskey please... and lots of it.

2/23/2009 4:43:41 AM

Zoo

Yeah, you clearly don't understand how much Da Vinci did to further both science and art. And how to figure out who wrote a particular book.

2/23/2009 4:49:24 AM

picklemonster

He invented scissors! Not that you can use them without supervisors, though.

2/23/2009 5:03:54 AM

werewolf

Puma, this ability of yours to push air in and out of your chest, did it come by naturally or did you have to learn it?

2/23/2009 5:05:20 AM

Stormy1x2

Oh good grief, I'd LOVE to see evidence of your intelligence as compared to Da Vinci's. He was brilliant. You are an IDIOT. Also, speaking of 'a mouth of a human with low intellect', your grammar leads me to believe you are a hypocrite of the first degree.

2/23/2009 5:08:12 AM

a mind far far away

The themes brought out in Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code go as far back as the early days of xtianity. Da Vinci wasn't the first or the last person to believe such things.

2/23/2009 5:32:07 AM

A Friend

I bet this retard finds it weird that 4 renaissance artists were named after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

2/23/2009 5:40:04 AM

zaatheist

Leonardo Da Vinci did not publish a code. I doubt you have read the book by Dan Brown. I doubt that you have ever read any book other that bits of the buybull.

I suppose other poorly educated fundies think you are a real genius.

2/23/2009 5:40:44 AM



Yes...Leonardo DaVinci wrote The DaVinci Code...uh-huh...

And you are quite possibly the most ignorant, badly educated little fuckwit that's come down the pike in a looong time, "puma", so who the hell are you to weigh in on the intelligence of others?

2/23/2009 5:42:07 AM

Leonardo da Retardo

Umm, derr, uh, I invented the steam powered wind turbine. And anal beads.

2/23/2009 5:45:38 AM

LOLWUT

Yahoo! Answers should be moderated. Heavily.

2/23/2009 5:50:09 AM

Thejebusfire

[Why do some actually believe the Da Vinci Code? ]

Most people don't believe in fantasy books.
Do you actually believe any fantasy books?
Wait, no, don't answer that.

[He invented a couple of things and made a few paintings. So what???]

Have you done anything that surpasses him in intellence?

[Not to mention he was a liar. Jesus never married, or had children. ]

He never wrote the Da Vinci code. You are the liar.

[So, I think Leonardo Da Retardo's code is just a bunch of lies coming from a mouth of a human with low intellect. ]

If you would have taken time to read the book- hell, if you would have even taken time to read the cover, you would know that Da Vinci had little to nothing to do with that book.

2/23/2009 5:55:01 AM

aaa

What have YOU invented?

2/23/2009 6:05:02 AM

Chi

He designed the first helicopter. I'm betting you can't make paper airplanes.

2/23/2009 6:30:31 AM

Nen

Da Vinci was the first to get a picture of the human brain, his illustrations of physiology are so detailed they are /still used to this day in medical text books!/

2/23/2009 6:30:35 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

Uh, Da Vinci was one of the most brilliant minds to exist, as well as a fantastic artist. He invented the foundations of some of the technologies we take for granted today. I could go on for awhile. I suggest finding yourself a documentary on him from the History Channel.

2/23/2009 6:38:21 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

bahahahahahahaha

2/23/2009 6:56:46 AM

Osiris

If you're going to critcize a book for it's content go ahead. BUT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FIRST!!!

2/23/2009 7:02:31 AM

Dharmabum

This has to be POE ... right? Please?

2/23/2009 7:03:38 AM

Antichrist


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