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[Replying to 'you know absolutely nothing about what causes a supernova']Apparently we know more than you. GOD causes them. If it weren't for God, you would have none. I dare to say that what the process God uses to do this is so far more complex than you or any group of your scientists can contemplate that your pitiful 'knowledge' on the subject is humorous at best.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Godbuster

You could've just said "No, I have no clue", y'know, didn't have to ramble on and on.

3/11/2010 11:58:53 AM

v200

So basically... You have no idea what you're talking about.

7/29/2011 8:20:57 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Apparently we know more than you. GOD causes them."



Oh no nore, please Mr. Wilde, I am bereft of ribs!

"GOD causes them. If it weren't for God, you would have none"

And to give us another laugh, Mr. Wilde, care to point out in the Bible where it says that specifically? Chapter and verse - verbatim - 'God causes Supernovae' PROTIP: If it isn't specifically stated in the Bible, it never happened.

"I dare to say that what the process God uses to do this is so far more complex than you or any group of your scientists can contemplate"

List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the sound of all the astronomers, astrophysicists & cosmologists in the world laughing their tits off at you!

"that your pitiful 'knowledge' on the subject is humorous at best"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernova

So simple, even a child can do it. Y'know, little Raptard, there's a saying: '"I don't know" is the beginning of wisdom.'

Even a child would say that. Then they'd just Google 'Supernova' and find the answer in Wikipedia, to start that intellectual voyage into the realm of knowledge. Wisdom.

There's another saying too: 'Ignorance is Bliss.' Even a child would know which one referred to whom.

Then that child would laugh at you, Rom831.

7/29/2011 9:47:20 AM

SpaceWhaleSpacePetunias

It put "knowledge" in scare quotes.
Okay, can we turn this one into Soylent Green now?

7/21/2013 12:29:10 AM
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