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The upcoming Tom Hanks/Ron Howard movie is about some rogue group called the Illuminati out to detroy the Vatican. Of course, as we all know, this is hogwash b/c the Vatican is not only a false religion, but they're also part of this sinister group as well.

BornAgain123, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [2/24/2009 12:16:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Khaine
WTF?! || meh

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OF COURSE! The reptilian Freemasons and the catholic Illuminati control everything!

2/24/2009 12:19:05 AM


2/24/2009 12:24:19 AM

Thinking Allowed

Since when did the Vatican become a religion?

2/24/2009 12:26:39 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

..straight out of the BIBLE..preach it!

2/24/2009 12:29:13 AM


As usual, you FAIL to comprehend FICTION.

*pretends to be shocked*

2/24/2009 12:33:26 AM

a mind far far away

Yes, we all know this. We all know conspiracy theories are just common knowledge. These groups try so hard to protect their secrets, that everybody knows everything about their plans. Sure. STFU now.

2/24/2009 12:38:43 AM


The Vatican's a geographical area, you idiot.

2/24/2009 12:38:44 AM


This is a new and different meaning of "as we all know" than any I'm familiar with.

2/24/2009 12:39:13 AM


They believe in the Rapture, so it stands to reason they can't tell fact from fiction.

2/24/2009 12:39:43 AM


out to detroy the Vatican.

Don't tell me that 4 step "Perf*ct Pr**f f*r G*d" has infested the Vatican??

I wouldn't wish that on anyone...

2/24/2009 12:39:51 AM


Setting aside for the moment that THIS IS ONLY A MOVIE, the Vatican is not a religion, whether or not Roman Catholicism is false doesn't preclude a sinister group from being out to destroy it, and there is no Illuminati. Other than that, your spot on.

2/24/2009 12:40:44 AM


Actually, Angels and Demons was a better book than DaVinci Code.

It's truly amazing that these people think DaVinci wrote the DaVinci Code and I don't know what the hell he's trying to say about the Vatican being a religion.

It is FICTION you know and it's for entertainment purposes. If it's not your thing, fine, don't watch it.

2/24/2009 12:44:53 AM


@ Einherjar- Don't forget about the Jew banking tycoons.

2/24/2009 12:44:58 AM


I so love fundie faction infighting.

2/24/2009 1:00:04 AM


upcoming movie?

How old is this quote? We are talking about the Davinci code aren't we?

2/24/2009 1:00:07 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"false religion"

That's redundant.

2/24/2009 1:12:51 AM


ah the results of too many chick tracks

2/24/2009 1:13:11 AM

doomie 22

@ Antichrist: No, it's Angles and Demons, the sequel/prequel to The Davinci Code. It comes out in a few weeks.

Anyway, I thought the fundies would appreciate a movie that features a priest trying to scientifically prove Genesis who gets killed by the evil Satan worshiping scientists.

2/24/2009 1:13:56 AM

The Outsider

I can see the fnords!!

2/24/2009 1:28:14 AM


What? You mean what happens in the movies isn't real? Although you seem to believe in an entirely different type of fiction, and I'm not just talking about religion.

2/24/2009 1:29:07 AM

What about THE GRAYS??1!eleven!!11

2/24/2009 1:29:33 AM


The Vatican is a religion now?

2/24/2009 1:36:43 AM


Idiot. The Vatican is not a false religion. It is a city-state. City-states cannot be cast into belief systems as their properties are irreconcilable.

Presuming you meant the Roman Catholic religion, there is still little evidence that you engaged your brain before typing this message. What are you trying to say? That Ron Howard, Tom Hanks and the Pope are in some diabolical alliance to bring sinisterness to the world? Or are you struggling to come to terms with the concept that the events of "Angels and Demons" are known to be fictional (i.e. "hogwash")?

2/24/2009 2:18:10 AM


The only people we hate more than the Judean Peoples Front are the fucking Judean Popular Peoples Front.

2/24/2009 2:19:51 AM


Foilhattery is strong in this one.

2/24/2009 2:20:07 AM
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