The upcoming Tom Hanks/Ron Howard movie is about some rogue group called the Illuminati out to detroy the Vatican. Of course, as we all know, this is hogwash b/c the Vatican is not only a false religion, but they're also part of this sinister group as well.
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out to detroy the Vatican.
Don't tell me that 4 step "Perf*ct Pr**f f*r G*d" has infested the Vatican??
I wouldn't wish that on anyone...
Setting aside for the moment that THIS IS ONLY A MOVIE, the Vatican is not a religion, whether or not Roman Catholicism is false doesn't preclude a sinister group from being out to destroy it, and there is no Illuminati. Other than that, your spot on.
Actually, Angels and Demons was a better book than DaVinci Code.
It's truly amazing that these people think DaVinci wrote the DaVinci Code and I don't know what the hell he's trying to say about the Vatican being a religion.
It is FICTION you know and it's for entertainment purposes. If it's not your thing, fine, don't watch it.
"false religion"
That's redundant.
@ Antichrist: No, it's Angles and Demons , the sequel/prequel to The Davinci Code . It comes out in a few weeks.
Anyway, I thought the fundies would appreciate a movie that features a priest trying to scientifically prove Genesis who gets killed by the evil Satan worshiping scientists.
Idiot. The Vatican is not a false religion. It is a city-state. City-states cannot be cast into belief systems as their properties are irreconcilable.
Presuming you meant the Roman Catholic religion, there is still little evidence that you engaged your brain before typing this message. What are you trying to say? That Ron Howard, Tom Hanks and the Pope are in some diabolical alliance to bring sinisterness to the world? Or are you struggling to come to terms with the concept that the events of "Angels and Demons" are known to be fictional (i.e. "hogwash")?
Of course, as we all know? No, we don't all know at all you pea-brain because it's just your stupid, pulled-from-your-arse opinion, without any evidence to back it up, as is typical of the fundie dur-brain.
*gasp*
A movie...is...'hogwash' you say? Oh, mfg - <sob> my trust in Hollywood is finally shaken. Is nothing sacred? First it was Santa Claus, then fell the tooth guy and the egg-laying bunny. What's next - truth in advertising?
Oh, say not so.
For fuck's sake...get a load of the fourth post there:
The Vatican is at the core of the Illuminati. Ignatius De Loyola created the Jesuits and
Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts.
Yeah. This is CTSTDT material more than anything.
Firstly the Vatican is not a religion. It is a location.
Secondly, you mean the Roman Catholic Church, whose historical roots (together with those of the Orthodox churches) go back in an unbroken line to the Apostles. Your roots go back, probably very indirectly, to Martin Luther of the 16th century.
Such religion as may exist in your cult is filtered through from Roman Catholicism. Call them false and you are pointing up your own invalidity.
"The upcoming Tom Hanks/Ron Howard movie is about some rogue group called the Illuminati out to detroy the Vatican"
Yes, that's right! And the Illuminati created the LHC specifically just to create antimatter for the purpose of eliminating St. Peter's Basilica. Just as "V" is a documentary about how alien lizardmen take over the world. That's so right little Timmy (*pats BornAgain123 on the head*). Now you put your tinfoil hat on and go back to your David Icke books...
"detroy the Vatican"
You should De-Troy Biblocality. X3
Actually, the Freemasons, the Jews, OPEC, the Grey Aliens, and the Dharma Initiative are the ones who comprise this "sinister group." C'mon, keep your conspiratorial bullshit straight, BornAgain123!!!
Amusing. The same shit as when "The DaVinci Code" was turned into a movie.
Two things funny about that:
1. It is a lot to do over nothing.
2. You didn't hear crap until the movie was released. No fundies can read a book?
Ya, well, guess what, dude? They're also a sovreign state! Deal with it.
ALso, whan was this written? The DaVinci Code was out eons ago.
Angels and Demons is what this person is talking about I'm assuming.
It's a bloody good book. It's also the prequel to The Da Vinci Code.
Can't wait to see the movie.
The Illuminati WAS real, but was the scientific community in the times when religion ruled.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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