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#911569
Exmuslim Turk
Jesus frowns upon your Tinfoil cross.
2/23/2009 8:34:12 PM
#911587
Grigadil
It started as CSTDT, then rapidly lost all credibility and ended with the sound of a loose bowel.
2/23/2009 8:41:55 PM
#911588
Amanda
This wasn't funny until he told us to go to Chick tracts. Have you guys been to enterthejabberwock.com where a guy makes fun of them panel by panel? Priceless.
2/23/2009 8:42:40 PM
#911591
NotThere
"Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts."
But those are lies (for Jesus).
2/23/2009 8:44:14 PM
#911595
Doctor Whom
Citing Chick tracts as reliable sources = automatic 5.
2/23/2009 8:47:40 PM
#911607
anevilmeme
illuminati? Oh for fuck's sake what is wrong with you people?
2/23/2009 8:50:44 PM
#911626
Old Viking
The Illuminati must be the world's most inept secret society. Everybody and his dog knows what they've done, and what they're planning.
2/23/2009 8:56:36 PM
#911630
Antichrist
2/23/2009 8:58:24 PM
#911631
Agnostic Antagonist
"What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty"
So, so close...
"...and yet"
Damn. You were almost there.
2/23/2009 8:58:52 PM
#911638
dpareja
Old Viking: They're hardly inept, since it seems that no two people can agree on what, exactly, the Illuminati is up to.
2/23/2009 9:02:11 PM
#911652
Pule Thamex
Guess who's the secret brains behind Rapture Ready?
2/23/2009 9:06:15 PM
#911662
Mister Spak
"Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts."
Because that's the last word in authoritative sources.
2/23/2009 9:10:30 PM
#911664
Psittacosis
@ Pule - Brains???
2/23/2009 9:10:39 PM
#911707
Mezza73
2/23/2009 9:35:04 PM
#911713
Thejebusfire
[What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty and yet there is so much proof
and testimony behind it.]
Jack Chick isn't proof.
2/23/2009 9:37:02 PM
#911720
breakerslion
If Chick had a handle on anything, we would have had him institutionalized years ago. If you want to hide a piece of crap, hide it in a dung heap. If you want to hide garbage, put it in a dump. If you want to be free to conspire against whoever pisses you off of a particular morning, make sure there are plenty of wild conspiracy theories knocking about so no one gives the real ones any credence either.
Hail Eris!
2/23/2009 9:43:16 PM
#911723
Thinking Allowed
Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts.
Well, there's a completely unbiased trustworthy source of information.
2/23/2009 9:44:41 PM
#911726
Kevin
"Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts."
Because everyone knows that Chick tract comics are completely factual. I always quote Xmen #23 to back up my morality arguments.
2/23/2009 9:45:56 PM
#911743
Frogflayer
@Amanda ETJ is always good for a laugh, except for Lisa, a tract so odious that even Chick has disowned it.
Every one knows that the Illuminati are a secret society inside the Templars who are a secrect society inside the Masons. That and that Foucault's Pendulum is an awesome book.
2/23/2009 9:58:56 PM
#911751
Oh. My. God.
Well, we do have a complicated relationship with the Jesuits, but really, can't be catholic without some hierarchical drama.
2/23/2009 10:03:33 PM
#911786
Ozzie
Sorry, but I'm lost as to who the Black Pope is. I thought he was German.
2/23/2009 10:25:57 PM
#911826
a mind far far away
CTSTDT, FSTDT, and maybe even a hint of RSTDT thrown in. Not only that, his information is based solely off of Chick tracks. That's his "so much proof". That's hilarious.
2/23/2009 11:06:10 PM
#911903
toothache
Put the crack pipe down.
2/23/2009 11:59:23 PM
#911916
atrasicarius
CTSTDT
2/24/2009 12:06:49 AM
#911969
Berny
What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty and yet there is so much proof
and testimony behind it.
Proof and testimony like that would have you thrown out of court. The Alberto Comics from Chick Tracts aren't evidence of anything except insanity.
2/24/2009 12:50:47 AM
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