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The Vatican is at the core of the Illuminati. Ignatius De Loyola created the Jesuits and
then the Illuminati, the current Black Pope controls the Illuminati, CFR, National Banks, Fed Reserve, Vatican and RCC etc.
What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty and yet there is so much proof
and testimony behind it. Also the Jesuits have been kicked out of many countrys and the majority
of the founding fathers knew and warned of the Jesuits. Even the Vatican excommunicated the Jesuits (Three times)..

Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts.

Velyx, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [2/23/2009 8:32:51 PM]
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Exmuslim Turk

Jesus frowns upon your Tinfoil cross.

2/23/2009 8:34:12 PM

Grigadil

It started as CSTDT, then rapidly lost all credibility and ended with the sound of a loose bowel.

2/23/2009 8:41:55 PM

Amanda

This wasn't funny until he told us to go to Chick tracts. Have you guys been to enterthejabberwock.com where a guy makes fun of them panel by panel? Priceless.

2/23/2009 8:42:40 PM

NotThere

"Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts."

But those are lies (for Jesus).

2/23/2009 8:44:14 PM

Doctor Whom

Citing Chick tracts as reliable sources = automatic 5.

2/23/2009 8:47:40 PM

anevilmeme

illuminati? Oh for fuck's sake what is wrong with you people?

2/23/2009 8:50:44 PM

Old Viking

The Illuminati must be the world's most inept secret society. Everybody and his dog knows what they've done, and what they're planning.

2/23/2009 8:56:36 PM

Antichrist


2/23/2009 8:58:24 PM

Agnostic Antagonist

"What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty"

So, so close...

"...and yet"

Damn. You were almost there.

2/23/2009 8:58:52 PM

dpareja

Old Viking: They're hardly inept, since it seems that no two people can agree on what, exactly, the Illuminati is up to.

2/23/2009 9:02:11 PM

Pule Thamex

Guess who's the secret brains behind Rapture Ready?

2/23/2009 9:06:15 PM

Mister Spak

"Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts."

Because that's the last word in authoritative sources.

2/23/2009 9:10:30 PM

Psittacosis

@ Pule - Brains???

2/23/2009 9:10:39 PM

Mezza73


2/23/2009 9:35:04 PM

Thejebusfire

[What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty and yet there is so much proof
and testimony behind it.]

Jack Chick isn't proof.

2/23/2009 9:37:02 PM

breakerslion

If Chick had a handle on anything, we would have had him institutionalized years ago. If you want to hide a piece of crap, hide it in a dung heap. If you want to hide garbage, put it in a dump. If you want to be free to conspire against whoever pisses you off of a particular morning, make sure there are plenty of wild conspiracy theories knocking about so no one gives the real ones any credence either.

Hail Eris!

2/23/2009 9:43:16 PM

Thinking Allowed

Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts.

Well, there's a completely unbiased trustworthy source of information.

2/23/2009 9:44:41 PM

Kevin

"Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts."

Because everyone knows that Chick tract comics are completely factual. I always quote Xmen #23 to back up my morality arguments.

2/23/2009 9:45:56 PM

Frogflayer

@Amanda ETJ is always good for a laugh, except for Lisa, a tract so odious that even Chick has disowned it.

Every one knows that the Illuminati are a secret society inside the Templars who are a secrect society inside the Masons. That and that Foucault's Pendulum is an awesome book.

2/23/2009 9:58:56 PM

Oh. My. God.

Well, we do have a complicated relationship with the Jesuits, but really, can't be catholic without some hierarchical drama.

2/23/2009 10:03:33 PM

Ozzie

Sorry, but I'm lost as to who the Black Pope is. I thought he was German.

2/23/2009 10:25:57 PM

a mind far far away

CTSTDT, FSTDT, and maybe even a hint of RSTDT thrown in. Not only that, his information is based solely off of Chick tracks. That's his "so much proof". That's hilarious.

2/23/2009 11:06:10 PM

toothache

Put the crack pipe down.

2/23/2009 11:59:23 PM

atrasicarius

CTSTDT

2/24/2009 12:06:49 AM

Berny

What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty and yet there is so much proof
and testimony behind it.


Proof and testimony like that would have you thrown out of court. The Alberto Comics from Chick Tracts aren't evidence of anything except insanity.

2/24/2009 12:50:47 AM
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