The Vatican is at the core of the Illuminati. Ignatius De Loyola created the Jesuits and
Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts.
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Old Viking: They're hardly inept, since it seems that no two people can agree on what, exactly, the Illuminati is up to.
If Chick had a handle on anything, we would have had him institutionalized years ago. If you want to hide a piece of crap, hide it in a dung heap. If you want to hide garbage, put it in a dump. If you want to be free to conspire against whoever pisses you off of a particular morning, make sure there are plenty of wild conspiracy theories knocking about so no one gives the real ones any credence either.
Hail Eris!
Check out the Alberto Comics at Chick tracts.
Well, there's a completely unbiased trustworthy source of information.
@Amanda ETJ is always good for a laugh, except for Lisa, a tract so odious that even Chick has disowned it.
Every one knows that the Illuminati are a secret society inside the Templars who are a secrect society inside the Masons. That and that Foucault's Pendulum is an awesome book.
Well, we do have a complicated relationship with the Jesuits, but really, can't be catholic without some hierarchical drama.
CTSTDT, FSTDT, and maybe even a hint of RSTDT thrown in. Not only that, his information is based solely off of Chick tracks. That's his "so much proof". That's hilarious.
What's so funny about all of this is that it sounds so nutty and yet there is so much proof
Proof and testimony like that would have you thrown out of court. The Alberto Comics from Chick Tracts aren't evidence of anything except insanity.
Again, that Fundamentalist confusion between fiction and non-fiction rears its head. Look, Velyx, here's how writing works: Sometimes things that are written aren't true.
Watch:
All dogs are cats.
Did you see what I did right there? I wrote a thing that I made up and isn't true. Chick Tracts are the same. Wherever you read your rantings about the Pope: That's the same too.
When you realise this, you'll be able to read fiction books like grown-ups and six-year-olds.
All these links, and he completely forgets the Gnomes of Zurich, the Triliberal Commission, the Fnord Motor Company, and the Boy Sprouts!
Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy....
Proof? Proof?
And as for Chick? Fucking hell. I'd light the fire to set fire to that evil cunt.
The Black Pope is a term used for the Superior General of the Society of Jesus (Praepositus Generalis)the head of the Jesuits,it refers to the idea that the Jesuits in fact rule the RCC and the fact that his vestments are black.
Lucretius (once going to become a Jesuit priest )
IRONY WARNING!!!!!
America, how do you permit such ignorance to sully your image. It would be a kindness to put down people who suffer from such willful ignorance.
BTW, the Jesuits were not excommunicated. They were suppressed - only once, I believe. But then they were reinstated.
Irony & Sarcasm combined.
Yes, for a good, unbiased view of Catholicism, look no further than Mr. Jack Chick.
I can't believe i said that with a straight face.
"The Vatican is at the core of the Illuminati"
Ah, so according to the non-fiction book by Dan Brown & the documentary film based on such, the Vatican wants to destroy itself by using antimatter created in the LHC (which it was specifically built to manufacture), as part of it's plot to destroy the Catholic Church, and thus Christianity as a whole, to eliminate it's control on people, eh? Talk about turkeys voting for Christmas!
In that case, it's about time you at RR knew the truth: Rapture Ready was created by we Atheists, as a way of collecting together gullible fools & fundie sheeple, so we at FSTDT could have an inexhaustible supply of material for we to take the piss out of. Indeed, all fundy Christians and their pastors & their superiors are secretly controlled by a secret anti-religious group (led by Richard Dawkins). Even your admin, Buzzardhut, is under our control. And those who came up with the idea of the 'Rapture' in the mid 1800s? They were part of our secret plot too.
That's as credible as what you believe in the Bible, eh, tinfoil hat-wearers? You certainly take what Jack Chick says as gospel, so why not accept what I say?
"The Vatican is at the core of the Illuminati."
"Ignatius"
Which has exactly what to do with the Goddess Fortuna? Who drags me down to the depths of despair?!
Now if you'll excuse me, a date with a rubber glove filled with Noxzema medicated cream awaits me in the Angry Dome! Oh, Myrna Minkoff - that minx! - how you taunt me so!
[/"A Confederacy of Dunces"]
I can't believe I had to inform someone I've known for years that there is NO Illuminati.
Stop listening to Alex Jones and Beck I says. "You don't believe billionaires are trying to take over?" He asked?
Oh, Billionaires and groups of them with bought and paid for congressmen, yes, they exist, that's not the Illuminati. "Look up Domininists." was my advice, "those fuckers not only exist, they're one of the main sources of the Illuminati smokescreen."
Never mind the Seven Mountains men behind the curtain,,wooo, scary Illuminati.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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