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Great, I've done research and it seems mankind has changed the true image of dragons(actually dinosaurs) into fire-breathing monstrosities that would be easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution.

Scott, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [2/23/2009 8:09:07 PM]
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wow.... wow

2/23/2009 8:11:16 PM


Erm, what?

Or, more accurately, WTF?

Or even: What the fuck are you smoking?

2/23/2009 8:11:37 PM


What the hell ass balls?

2/23/2009 8:13:00 PM


2/23/2009 8:13:06 PM


I've done research too. Two words for ya: paranoid schizophrenia.

(runs off to play Dungeons and Dinosaurs)

2/23/2009 8:14:54 PM

Percy Q. Shunn





2/23/2009 8:16:46 PM



2/23/2009 8:18:00 PM


You're wrong. Dinosaurs and dragons are completely different creatures. You want proof? Check the Monster Manual.

(Hey, if they can get away with showing fiction as proof, so can I. It is a more fun read too!)

2/23/2009 8:18:46 PM


Uh huh ... so ... what you're saying is, there really were dinosaurs living alongside people before Noah's flood, but through repeated re-telling, the stories of real dinosaurs morphed into stories about unbelievable fire-breathing dragons, and Satan is now using the unbelievability of the folk tales about dragons to convince us that they were complete fabrications and that dinosaurs died out millions of years before humans hit the scene.

And the Earth is really flat, too, I suppose.

2/23/2009 8:23:27 PM


What do Dragons have to do with evolution?

2/23/2009 8:26:26 PM

Oh no. There goes Tokyo.
Go, go, Godzilla.

2/23/2009 8:27:35 PM


What? What?! What the hell did you just say?!?!

2/23/2009 8:27:47 PM

Old Viking

Do you speak English?

2/23/2009 8:29:14 PM


Great, I've done research..

No, you haven't, you are nothing but a liar!

2/23/2009 8:35:13 PM


Describe this "research".

Chick tracts, Left Behind, Comfort/Hovind/Ham/Behe/Dembski are all disqualified as sources.

2/23/2009 8:38:40 PM


"Great, I've done research"

I doubt it!

"mankind has changed the true image of dragons"

Wait.. We changed.. the TRUE.. image [which is inherently not necessarily the real thing] of dragons?

"into fire-breathing monstrosities that would be easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution."

Because otherwise dragons would disprove evolution?
Well, if you have a dragon that doesn't fly or breathe fire, that's a Komodo. They fit into evolution rather nicely, I think they're reptiles.

2/23/2009 8:50:43 PM


Funny how fundies ascribe so much power to satan.

2/23/2009 8:52:42 PM


Although I do believe that the myth of dragons had something to do with dinosaur fossils, I have no idea what he's trying to say beyond that.

2/23/2009 8:53:46 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"I've done research"


2/23/2009 8:55:12 PM


Please explain , using your obviously vast intellect, what in the hell dragons have to do with a belief in evolution?

2/23/2009 9:02:04 PM


Well, people thousands of years ago did not have the knowledge we have today. When someone came across a dinosaur fossil, they'd make shit up to explain what it was. Just like when they saw the earth and the universe and made god up to explain how they got here. The word dinosaur didn't exist until the 1800's.

2/23/2009 9:02:55 PM

Mister Spak

"easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution. "

Rest of mankind=easily fooled fundies. Because this "reasoning" makes no sense.

2/23/2009 9:12:31 PM


Dinosaur fossil mistaken for dragon.
Mammoth/mastodon skull fossil mistaken for cyclops.

2/23/2009 9:34:26 PM

Dino Dan

Hi Dino Dan here, I own a Construction Company. I love going to work in the mornings, traffic jams don't bother me, traffic snarl-ups tend not to be much of a problem when you drive a company brontosaurus.

The Missus, Dino Mo, likes to drive a stegosaurus when she goes shopping, no trouble parking for her. And the kids, Dino Dean and Dino Dinah each have an Anchisaurus to drive to school in the morning. The Anchi's eat the grass on the school fields while they wait for the kids.

Mrs Plum next door has got a pet T-Rex, she hardly gets any problems with tommy knockers, she hardly gets any mail either. LOL.

Well must go, got to feed the archaeopteryx and clean the bronto hutch, no rest for the wicked, aye.

2/23/2009 9:38:05 PM


Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying to sew the shadow back on Peter Pan.

2/23/2009 9:50:36 PM

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