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#911532
Hammurabi
wow.... wow
2/23/2009 8:11:16 PM
#911533
avatar
Erm, what?
Or, more accurately, WTF?
Or even: What the fuck are you smoking?
2/23/2009 8:11:37 PM
#911534
Zabimaru
What the hell ass balls?
2/23/2009 8:13:00 PM
#911535
...
2/23/2009 8:13:06 PM
#911536
clockworkcanary
I've done research too. Two words for ya: paranoid schizophrenia.
(runs off to play Dungeons and Dinosaurs)
2/23/2009 8:14:54 PM
#911538
Percy Q. Shunn
o_O
What.
The.
Fuck.
2/23/2009 8:16:46 PM
#911541
Osiris
Just....what?
2/23/2009 8:18:00 PM
#911543
avatar
You're wrong. Dinosaurs and dragons are completely different creatures. You want proof? Check the Monster Manual.
(Hey, if they can get away with showing fiction as proof, so can I. It is a more fun read too!)
2/23/2009 8:18:46 PM
#911547
tracer
Uh huh ... so ... what you're saying is, there really were dinosaurs living alongside people before Noah's flood, but through repeated re-telling, the stories of real dinosaurs morphed into stories about unbelievable fire-breathing dragons, and Satan is now using the unbelievability of the folk tales about dragons to convince us that they were complete fabrications and that dinosaurs died out millions of years before humans hit the scene.
And the Earth is really flat, too, I suppose.
2/23/2009 8:23:27 PM
#911551
Thejebusfire
What do Dragons have to do with evolution?
2/23/2009 8:26:26 PM
#911553
Oh no. There goes Tokyo.
Go, go, Godzilla.
2/23/2009 8:27:35 PM
#911554
mike-mike
What? What?! What the hell did you just say?!?!
2/23/2009 8:27:47 PM
#911557
Old Viking
Do you speak English?
2/23/2009 8:29:14 PM
#911573
Headache
Great, I've done research..
No, you haven't, you are nothing but a liar!
2/23/2009 8:35:13 PM
#911577
Grigadil
Describe this "research".
Chick tracts, Left Behind, Comfort/Hovind/Ham/Behe/Dembski are all disqualified as sources.
2/23/2009 8:38:40 PM
#911606
anonymous
"Great, I've done research"
I doubt it!
"mankind has changed the true image of dragons"
Wait.. We changed.. the TRUE.. image [which is inherently not necessarily the real thing] of dragons?
"into fire-breathing monstrosities that would be easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution."
Because otherwise dragons would disprove evolution?
Well, if you have a dragon that doesn't fly or breathe fire, that's a Komodo. They fit into evolution rather nicely, I think they're reptiles.
2/23/2009 8:50:43 PM
#911614
anevilmeme
Funny how fundies ascribe so much power to satan.
2/23/2009 8:52:42 PM
#911618
Antichrist
Although I do believe that the myth of dragons had something to do with dinosaur fossils, I have no idea what he's trying to say beyond that.
2/23/2009 8:53:46 PM
#911622
Quantum Mechanic
"I've done research"
bullshit
2/23/2009 8:55:12 PM
#911637
TauRaven
Please explain , using your obviously vast intellect, what in the hell dragons have to do with a belief in evolution?
2/23/2009 9:02:04 PM
#911640
fundiesRtehlulz
Well, people thousands of years ago did not have the knowledge we have today. When someone came across a dinosaur fossil, they'd make shit up to explain what it was. Just like when they saw the earth and the universe and made god up to explain how they got here. The word dinosaur didn't exist until the 1800's.
2/23/2009 9:02:55 PM
#911669
Mister Spak
"easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution. "
Rest of mankind=easily fooled fundies. Because this "reasoning" makes no sense.
2/23/2009 9:12:31 PM
#911704
Vampirehummingbird
Dinosaur fossil mistaken for dragon.
Mammoth/mastodon skull fossil mistaken for cyclops.
2/23/2009 9:34:26 PM
#911715
Dino Dan
Hi Dino Dan here, I own a Construction Company. I love going to work in the mornings, traffic jams don't bother me, traffic snarl-ups tend not to be much of a problem when you drive a company brontosaurus.
The Missus, Dino Mo, likes to drive a stegosaurus when she goes shopping, no trouble parking for her. And the kids, Dino Dean and Dino Dinah each have an Anchisaurus to drive to school in the morning. The Anchi's eat the grass on the school fields while they wait for the kids.
Mrs Plum next door has got a pet T-Rex, she hardly gets any problems with tommy knockers, she hardly gets any mail either. LOL.
Well must go, got to feed the archaeopteryx and clean the bronto hutch, no rest for the wicked, aye.
2/23/2009 9:38:05 PM
#911730
breakerslion
Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was too busy trying to sew the shadow back on Peter Pan.
2/23/2009 9:50:36 PM
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