Great, I've done research and it seems mankind has changed the true image of dragons(actually dinosaurs) into fire-breathing monstrosities that would be easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution.
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Erm, what?
Or, more accurately, WTF?
Or even: What the fuck are you smoking?
You're wrong. Dinosaurs and dragons are completely different creatures. You want proof? Check the Monster Manual.
(Hey, if they can get away with showing fiction as proof, so can I. It is a more fun read too!)
Uh huh ... so ... what you're saying is, there really were dinosaurs living alongside people before Noah's flood, but through repeated re-telling, the stories of real dinosaurs morphed into stories about unbelievable fire-breathing dragons, and Satan is now using the unbelievability of the folk tales about dragons to convince us that they were complete fabrications and that dinosaurs died out millions of years before humans hit the scene.
And the Earth is really flat, too, I suppose.
Great, I've done research..
No, you haven't, you are nothing but a liar!
Describe this "research".
Chick tracts, Left Behind, Comfort/Hovind/Ham/Behe/Dembski are all disqualified as sources.
"Great, I've done research"
I doubt it!
"mankind has changed the true image of dragons"
Wait.. We changed.. the TRUE.. image [which is inherently not necessarily the real thing] of dragons?
"into fire-breathing monstrosities that would be easy for satan to trick the rest of mankind into believing in evolution."
Because otherwise dragons would disprove evolution?
Well, if you have a dragon that doesn't fly or breathe fire, that's a Komodo. They fit into evolution rather nicely, I think they're reptiles.
"I've done research"
bullshit
Well, people thousands of years ago did not have the knowledge we have today. When someone came across a dinosaur fossil, they'd make shit up to explain what it was. Just like when they saw the earth and the universe and made god up to explain how they got here. The word dinosaur didn't exist until the 1800's.
Hi Dino Dan here, I own a Construction Company. I love going to work in the mornings, traffic jams don't bother me, traffic snarl-ups tend not to be much of a problem when you drive a company brontosaurus.
The Missus, Dino Mo, likes to drive a stegosaurus when she goes shopping, no trouble parking for her. And the kids, Dino Dean and Dino Dinah each have an Anchisaurus to drive to school in the morning. The Anchi's eat the grass on the school fields while they wait for the kids.
Mrs Plum next door has got a pet T-Rex, she hardly gets any problems with tommy knockers, she hardly gets any mail either. LOL.
Well must go, got to feed the archaeopteryx and clean the bronto hutch, no rest for the wicked, aye.
The Bible doesn't mention "dragons". It mentions the "tanniyn", which the KJV translators translated sometimes as dragon, whale, serpent or sea monster. When dinosaurs went extinct has nothing to do with evolution. Plenty of animals are still alive that are similar to animals alive at the time of the dinosaurs and before. Cockroaches, for example.
"mankind has changed the true image of dragons"
bullshit asshole, we FUCKING MADE THEM UP! how can we change anything when we fucking made them up!?
they at most were invented from other animals, lies and misunderstandings of dino bones
you can shove your "research" right back where you found it, because you are a liar
I think it's actually quite possible that the idea of dragons derived from anatomical extrapolations ancient people made upon finding extinct animal fossils (perhaps even large dinosaur fossils) eroded out of surrounding material. Other than that I have no idea WTF you are talking about here, Scott.
Yes, because only the blood god, sitting on his skull throne, would create a raptor and a fully formed human side by side. We must have been meat steaks to them.
So, not believing in dragons makes us believe in evolution?
How exactly?
And confusing dinosaurs with dragons seems to be a fundie thing.
Yeah, yeah, for sure the only reason I "believe" in evolution is a dragon told me about it. Nothing at all to do with any evidence, I only "believe" because a dragon told me, and everyone knows dragons never lie.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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