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#911416
zaatheist
I smell poe!
2/23/2009 6:06:51 PM
#911417
name
Under your beliefs, you'll both be ruptured so what's their to worry or plan about?
2/23/2009 6:07:28 PM
#911418
Knotilus
very smart prophecy teachers
LOL, good one, haha.
...
Oh, you were serious.
ROFLROFL
2/23/2009 6:08:44 PM
#911419
zoo
Simple... obey your husband.
2/23/2009 6:08:59 PM
#911421
Illuminatalie
very smart prophecy teachers
I say you're the messiah, and I should know, I've followed a few!
2/23/2009 6:12:23 PM
#911423
C_V
"someone is going to be right."
but it's not you.
2/23/2009 6:14:29 PM
#911424
Berny
You're a delusional fuckstick and your husband is the sane one. Iran is no threat to your country, Gog and Magog do not exist, the rapture is unscriptural, and "prophecy teachers" is another name for con artists.
I'm surprised your husband doesn't have you medicated.
2/23/2009 6:14:31 PM
#911425
breakerslion
You should let me sell you a Tiger Whistle. You can't be too careful.
2/23/2009 6:15:05 PM
#911427
JohnTheAtheist
You are a loon. The problem is that you can't even consider the possibility that you are wrong and that the Rapture is an "if" question, not a "when" question.
You are just lucky your husbandisn't a violent man, otherwise he would try and smack some sense into you.
2/23/2009 6:16:45 PM
#911432
aaa
I think you are very crazy.
2/23/2009 6:22:50 PM
#911434
Observable Reality
And why, exactly, are you still married to this man? I mean, he seems rather levelheaded and you, well, don't. At all.
2/23/2009 6:23:34 PM
#911435
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Uh-oh. I hate to tell you this, but it sounds like Hubby is part of the conspiracy. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Bwahahahaha
2/23/2009 6:23:50 PM
#911436
pete
I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm only worried about a few, unlikely, conspiracies.
2/23/2009 6:25:17 PM
#911437
Antichrist
Aren't you supposed to submit to your husband? No rapture for you, you forward hussy!
Anyway, your husbands right and he should take you to your doctor to get your meds adjusted.
2/23/2009 6:26:28 PM
#911438
Fdragon
I think your husband is right in this. There is no way to prepare for the rapture, so there is no sense in trying.
2/23/2009 6:26:37 PM
#911439
Heretic! Why aren't you deferring to your husband as lord and master of the household? Jeebus be mighty pissed at you.
2/23/2009 6:28:04 PM
#911444
Furlong
Your husband sounds like a reasonable person. He has my sympathy.
2/23/2009 6:33:08 PM
#911445
DW
Wouldn't half of Rapture Ready love to live in Iran mean they deal with the "homosexual threat".......
Anyway what the fuck is the Gog and Magog war?!
2/23/2009 6:33:12 PM
#911447
QT
Wow, you married someone who wasn't fucking crazy. Good job.
2/23/2009 6:34:52 PM
#911452
David B.
"Do any of you deal with a complacent husband who thinks you're over the top for being "obsessed" with end times things, or threats to our country?"
You mean threats like global warming, an unsustainable energy policy, environmental damage, epidemic obesity, falling school standards (particularly in science) and increasing overexploitation of your fresh water supplies?
"Who prefers not to talk about scenarios that we can't change?"
If you can't change 'em, then all you've got left is to accept them. So what's to talk about?
"tried bringing up how we should create a plan and maybe prepare for if things get bad, and he doesn't seem to be worried about it."
Prepare? Shouldn't you be trusting God to provide?
"The things I'm concerned about are the possibility of Iran attacking our country (emps, nukes, etc), economic collapse, Gog and Magog war, and the rapture."
You're worrying about the "tribulation" and the rapture? Are you sure you're on the right site?
"Also, about the rapture, the way I usually counter that is by pointing out that someone is going to be right."
Possibly even the atheists!
2/23/2009 6:39:29 PM
#911453
a mind far far away
You're level of insanity and stupid is far too gone for you to be saved. Jump off a cliff now and do us all a favor.
2/23/2009 6:40:01 PM
#911457
Headache
Sounds like your husband is possessed by demons and has made a pact with the devil in order to drive you away from baby-Jesus and gem-studded mansions, streets of gold and glorified bodies! Let the shofar sound!
Please excuse me while I go and puke!
2/23/2009 6:41:55 PM
#911460
God
There should be a database with real names and addresses of these people (or social security number). When one of these wants a job at your company: Don't hire. They are unreasonable. Not sane. Not judging based upon reality but based upon phantasy: The possibility that imagined scenarios can come true cannot be 100% refuted, hence they have to be taken into account. <--- That kind of thinking should be kept out of companies. Let them work at fast food restaurants.
2/23/2009 6:43:03 PM
#911465
avatar
To the husband:
Divorce the bint. You seem smarter, so you will probably able to find a sensible wife and have a life.
2/23/2009 6:48:46 PM
#911471
Snarky
Your husband sounds like a nice guy. Maybe you should just calm down and be grateful he doesn't smack you around for being a hysterical bitch.
2/23/2009 6:55:21 PM
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