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Do any of you deal with a complacent husband who thinks you're over the top for being "obsessed" with end times things, or threats to our country? Who prefers not to talk about scenarios that we can't change? I tried bringing up how we should create a plan and maybe prepare for if things get bad, and he doesn't seem to be worried about it. He would rather focus on the positive, and not get all wrapped up in things we have no control over. He is a Christian, but not really in the word or following Christ per se.

He says everyone for the last 100 years has been talking about who's going to destroy us and it hasn't happened yet. And that people have "always thought they were in the end times". He thinks I'm turning into a conspiracy theorist, and just so you know, I am the furthest thing from one! The things I'm concerned about are the possibility of Iran attacking our country (emps, nukes, etc), economic collapse, Gog and Magog war, and the rapture. The same things that very smart prophecy teachers and even our government are aware of. He pointed out that none of our friends sit and talk about these things, as if that's a good measuring stick!

I told him that it's only a conspiracy theory until it happens, and that it's not good for us to bury our head in the sand. Also, about the rapture, the way I usually counter that is by pointing out that someone is going to be right.

TotallySoldOut, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [2/23/2009 6:03:05 PM]
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zaatheist

I smell poe!

2/23/2009 6:06:51 PM

name

Under your beliefs, you'll both be ruptured so what's their to worry or plan about?

2/23/2009 6:07:28 PM

Knotilus

very smart prophecy teachers

LOL, good one, haha.
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Oh, you were serious.
ROFLROFL

2/23/2009 6:08:44 PM

zoo

Simple... obey your husband.

2/23/2009 6:08:59 PM

Illuminatalie

very smart prophecy teachers
I say you're the messiah, and I should know, I've followed a few!

2/23/2009 6:12:23 PM

C_V


"someone is going to be right."

but it's not you.

2/23/2009 6:14:29 PM

Berny

You're a delusional fuckstick and your husband is the sane one. Iran is no threat to your country, Gog and Magog do not exist, the rapture is unscriptural, and "prophecy teachers" is another name for con artists.
I'm surprised your husband doesn't have you medicated.

2/23/2009 6:14:31 PM

breakerslion

You should let me sell you a Tiger Whistle. You can't be too careful.

2/23/2009 6:15:05 PM

JohnTheAtheist

You are a loon. The problem is that you can't even consider the possibility that you are wrong and that the Rapture is an "if" question, not a "when" question.

You are just lucky your husbandisn't a violent man, otherwise he would try and smack some sense into you.

2/23/2009 6:16:45 PM

aaa

I think you are very crazy.

2/23/2009 6:22:50 PM

Observable Reality

And why, exactly, are you still married to this man? I mean, he seems rather levelheaded and you, well, don't. At all.

2/23/2009 6:23:34 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Uh-oh. I hate to tell you this, but it sounds like Hubby is part of the conspiracy. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


Bwahahahaha

2/23/2009 6:23:50 PM

pete

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm only worried about a few, unlikely, conspiracies.

2/23/2009 6:25:17 PM

Antichrist

Aren't you supposed to submit to your husband? No rapture for you, you forward hussy!

Anyway, your husbands right and he should take you to your doctor to get your meds adjusted.

2/23/2009 6:26:28 PM

Fdragon

I think your husband is right in this. There is no way to prepare for the rapture, so there is no sense in trying.

2/23/2009 6:26:37 PM



Heretic! Why aren't you deferring to your husband as lord and master of the household? Jeebus be mighty pissed at you.

2/23/2009 6:28:04 PM

Furlong

Your husband sounds like a reasonable person. He has my sympathy.

2/23/2009 6:33:08 PM

DW

Wouldn't half of Rapture Ready love to live in Iran mean they deal with the "homosexual threat".......

Anyway what the fuck is the Gog and Magog war?!

2/23/2009 6:33:12 PM

QT

Wow, you married someone who wasn't fucking crazy. Good job.

2/23/2009 6:34:52 PM

David B.

"Do any of you deal with a complacent husband who thinks you're over the top for being "obsessed" with end times things, or threats to our country?"

You mean threats like global warming, an unsustainable energy policy, environmental damage, epidemic obesity, falling school standards (particularly in science) and increasing overexploitation of your fresh water supplies?

"Who prefers not to talk about scenarios that we can't change?"

If you can't change 'em, then all you've got left is to accept them. So what's to talk about?

"tried bringing up how we should create a plan and maybe prepare for if things get bad, and he doesn't seem to be worried about it."

Prepare? Shouldn't you be trusting God to provide?

"The things I'm concerned about are the possibility of Iran attacking our country (emps, nukes, etc), economic collapse, Gog and Magog war, and the rapture."

You're worrying about the "tribulation" and the rapture? Are you sure you're on the right site?

"Also, about the rapture, the way I usually counter that is by pointing out that someone is going to be right."

Possibly even the atheists!

2/23/2009 6:39:29 PM

a mind far far away

You're level of insanity and stupid is far too gone for you to be saved. Jump off a cliff now and do us all a favor.

2/23/2009 6:40:01 PM

Headache

Sounds like your husband is possessed by demons and has made a pact with the devil in order to drive you away from baby-Jesus and gem-studded mansions, streets of gold and glorified bodies! Let the shofar sound!

Please excuse me while I go and puke!

2/23/2009 6:41:55 PM

God

There should be a database with real names and addresses of these people (or social security number). When one of these wants a job at your company: Don't hire. They are unreasonable. Not sane. Not judging based upon reality but based upon phantasy: The possibility that imagined scenarios can come true cannot be 100% refuted, hence they have to be taken into account. <--- That kind of thinking should be kept out of companies. Let them work at fast food restaurants.

2/23/2009 6:43:03 PM

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To the husband:

Divorce the bint. You seem smarter, so you will probably able to find a sensible wife and have a life.

2/23/2009 6:48:46 PM

Snarky

Your husband sounds like a nice guy. Maybe you should just calm down and be grateful he doesn't smack you around for being a hysterical bitch.

2/23/2009 6:55:21 PM
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