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"Paramedics say Charla Nash, 55, lost her nose, eyes and jaw as the crazed simian ate her alive in the driveway of her friend's Stamford, Conn., home Monday." [Daily News.]

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Perhaps, from a transcendent perspective, the chimp tearing the woman's face off was NOT AN ACCIDENT. Might it be God showing us in a very real way what happens to our human identity, our eyes and our face when the animal defines us? Notice when this incident happened--right at the time the media was full of celebration for Darwin's "birthday." Accidental? Think about it ...

Ben W., View from the Right 76 Comments [2/23/2009 4:17:42 PM]
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#911351


Why don't you think about it and when you come up with a less ridiculous answer, shut the fuck up.

2/23/2009 5:13:59 PM

#911353


Originally posted by Punches Pilot

I'd sooner live like that than die, and I would hate to think if you were making such decisions about resuscitation on my behalf based on your own fearful imaginings.

Indeed. It doesn't sound like she would be beyond the competency required to make the decision herself after the fact, at the very least.

2/23/2009 5:14:09 PM

#911365
Reverend Jeremiah

Wow...you are batshit crazy..Hell, even the batshit says; "Even I'm not THAT nutty!"

2/23/2009 5:23:30 PM

#911370
Mudak

Can we take some solace in that Ben W. didn't try to come up with some cockamamie argument about how gay marriage would lead to marriage between humans and chimps?

2/23/2009 5:26:14 PM

#911371
Quantum Mechanic

no

2/23/2009 5:26:21 PM

#911372
NotThere

Self-centered, self-serving fuckwit, trying use such a horrible event as a way to "sell" his crazy religion. Nothing new there! >:(

A "View from the WRONG" is more likely.

2/23/2009 5:26:25 PM

#911374
Mrs. Antichrist

His other comment is just as retarded:

The woman's face was ripped--IDENTITY and PERSONALITY. Her eyes were destroyed--VISION. Her jaw was broken--SPEECH. Where did it happen? CONNECTicut. CONNECT the facts and the time (Darwin celebrations). Random? Chance? Accidental?

2/23/2009 5:27:13 PM

#911382
Big Jilm

Do you really think your god is that pissed that people differ on their beliefs about how life became what it is?

Funny how your god is more concerned with what we believe about something so silly rather than on how we treat other human beings.

Of course, as you've just demonstrated, you don't really know what that's like (being humane).

2/23/2009 5:35:58 PM

#911390
GreenEyedLilo

You nasty, cold-hearted son of a bitch.

Lots of people get attacked by dogs, wolves, bears, and sharks--that prove anything? That show how "God" feels about something?

If you lost parts of your body to one of those, I'd feel bad for you. But right now I just think you discredit humanity a hundred times more in one paragraph than Darwin did in his entire book.

2/23/2009 5:39:51 PM

#911393
seraphicreverie

What the fuck are you talking about? Are you fucking insane? How the hell can you turn this freak incident into an opportunity to proselytize? A woman was brutally attacked by an animal because she had the misfortune of being friends with an idiot who didn't realize that as cute or cuddly as it may seem, a chimp is an animal, not a person, and a damned strong and vicious animal at that. Nothing to do with god at all.

Anyways, shit, if that's the best your god can do, I'm glad I gave up on him a long time ago. That's the fucker's problem, whenever he's supposedly trying to give mankind a message, he does it in the most nebulous and vague manner. You'd think he'd be a little more straightforward if it was that important.

2/23/2009 5:43:22 PM

#911395
Doctor Whom

Vulture (n+1)thed.

2/23/2009 5:46:40 PM

#911433
breakerslion

"Perhaps, from a transcendent perspective, the chimp tearing the woman's face off was NOT AN ACCIDENT."

Perhaps from a transcendent perspective, you make about as much sense as a retarded baby, oblivious to the fact that it's sitting in it's own filth. You are therefore to be pitied, once my rising gorge has been overcome.

2/23/2009 6:23:18 PM

#911446
QT

Wait, what?

2/23/2009 6:33:28 PM

#911458
NoAstronomer

Fuck you, you self-centered sanctimonious prick. This poor woman literally lost her life and all you can think of is that your god is trying to deliver a message!

What's wrong with sending me an email?

If your god existed I'd piss in his face.

2/23/2009 6:42:13 PM

#911462
Headache

Mega-fucking-head-desk and face-palm, repeatedly!

2/23/2009 6:43:53 PM

#911463
a mind far far away

WTF?

2/23/2009 6:43:54 PM

#911476
MM

What a repulsive human being.

2/23/2009 7:00:12 PM

#911496
ND

Maybe chimps should not be kept as housepets. end of lesson

2/23/2009 7:17:26 PM

#911507
Mister Spak

"Perhaps, from a transcendent perspective, blah blah blah"

Perhaps, from a trancendent perspective, Islam is the real religion and your infidel blathering means nothing.

2/23/2009 7:25:31 PM

#911521
agentCDE

Perhaps, from a metaphorical perspective, you're going to tear a muscle or sprain something if you keep reaching and grasping like that, Ben.

2/23/2009 7:35:41 PM

#911528
Moondog

I don't know Connecticut law, but in Massachusetts, and presumably other states, it is illegal to keep primates as pets, and with good reason. One animal special I saw on TV had the primate specialist at a zoo telling the audience a chimp, as cute as itis, is a bad pet. It has the intelligence if a 5-year-old, but instead of two hands, it has four. Like a toddler, it's always getting into everyting, oening doors, but twice as difficult to control. Furtermore, it weighs much more, and a juvenile has much more upper-body strength than an adult human. Any wild animal kept as a pet is the extreme in stupidity, whether it's a chimp, wolf, bobcat, snapping turtle, alligator, rattlesnake, etc.

2/23/2009 8:03:20 PM

#911555
Percy Q. Shunn

Think about it ...

Yeah, ok, I gave it a modicum of contemplation and consideration, and came to the conclusion that you are a fucking idiot.

2/23/2009 8:28:12 PM

#911561
mike-mike

Please die.

2/23/2009 8:30:01 PM

#911564
dead yeti

I found a fossil on the beach on darwin day, true story now go think about it

2/23/2009 8:31:21 PM

#911571
Chancellor Gorkon


the media was full of celebration for Darwin's "birthday."

Yeah, It was all over my tv all last week...every damned channel!! Darwin celebrations everywhere! You couldn't go anywhere without people toasting to Darwin! It was like freakin' Mardi Gras!

Fucking idiot. In my best"Carnac" voice "May a diseased chimp eat your face off."

2/23/2009 8:34:46 PM
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