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Evo-cultists are on a mission to erase Genesis from the public sphere. It’s about being able to do anything they want, especially homo behavior. That’s why they have to ignore the fact that all reproduction is between a male and a female. Their homo fetish doesn’t fit with their *science* yet they never have an answer as to how homos can exist with it. If the evo-cult were true, than homos would have long gone extinct. That’s almost reason to wish it were true. Almost.

ToGodBeTheGlory, freerepublic 48 Comments [2/23/2009 8:54:37 PM]
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2/23/2009 8:55:48 PM

Pule Thamex

What homosexuality has to with evolution only a crazed fundamentalist knows.

2/23/2009 9:00:43 PM

Mister Spak

Death-cultists are on a mission to erase science from the public sphere. It’s about being able to do anything they want, especially fundie behavior. That’s why they have to ignore the fact that homosexuality is inborn. Their homo fetish doesn’t fit with science so they never have an answer as to how homos can exist. If the death-cult were true, then they would have been beamed up sometime in the past 2000 years. That’s almost reason to wish it were true. Almost.

Fixed.

2/23/2009 9:03:41 PM

Psittacosis

Evo-cultists are on a mission to erase Genesis from the public sphere

Damn right we are. They've been shit ever since Peter Gabriel left.

2/23/2009 9:06:23 PM

Antichrist

Evo-cultists?

People are worshiping Hundai's now?

2/23/2009 9:08:20 PM

TheReligiousCommie

How reality challenged are these people?

2/23/2009 9:17:31 PM

colonel catastrophe

Evolution. Homosexuality. Nope, I still don't see the connection... please explain?

2/23/2009 9:22:27 PM

breakerslion

Can't see anything except from your own cultish frame of reference, can you?

Okay, we really do exist, and we're using stem cells to clone the head of Darwin. Then we're going to graft it on to the spine of a Gay abortion doctor. Five more heads and we'll have the Beast from Revelations. One of them will play the bagpipes, and another will know how to tap dance. Happy?

2/23/2009 9:24:00 PM

Joshua

What is it with you fundies and your obsession with gay sex?

2/23/2009 9:30:51 PM

Thinking Allowed

Um...Ok?

2/23/2009 9:38:36 PM

John

What does Genesis have to do with homosexuality? The rules against homosexuality are in Leviticus.

2/23/2009 9:47:51 PM

C_V


To which homo do you refer? Homo Habilis? Homo Erectus? Homo Eraster? Homo Sapiens?

2/23/2009 9:54:08 PM

Rat of Steel

(Psittacosis)
"Damn right we are. They've been shit ever since Peter Gabriel left."


*laughs* Oh, very well played.

(Antichrist)
"People are worshiping Hyundais now?"


Mitsubishi Lancers, actually, but you got it in the proverbial ballpark.

(John)
"What does Genesis have to do with homosexuality? The rules against homosexuality are in Leviticus."


You're right, of course, but making sense doesn't typically matter to fundies, whose usual M.O. is to drive their opponents from the field with their breathtaking inanity (kudos to Judge Jones!). Then, they claim victory and say it was because they actually had strong arguments which their secular opponents knew they couldn't counter.

2/23/2009 10:03:03 PM

solomongrundy

That’s why they have to ignore the fact that all reproduction is between a male and a female.

Except for the likes of amoebae, hydrae and coelenterates that don't have sexes at all. And parthenogenic creatures like aphids and rotifers. And the earthworms and mollusks that are hermaphrodites. And the whiptail lizard species that are all female. And that Komodo dragon at Chester Zoo in the UK that laid viable eggs despite never having met a male. And the sharks that can do the same. And the split-gill fungus that has over twenty-eight thousand sexes...

Those wacky evolutionists, eh?

John wrote
What does Genesis have to do with homosexuality?

Nothing. Its writers were keen on incest though.

2/23/2009 10:05:01 PM

MozMode

Solomongrundy FTW!

2/23/2009 10:06:32 PM

Old Viking

This is how their minds work. Scary.

2/23/2009 10:09:02 PM

David B.

Not all reproduction is between a male and a female, and certainly not all copulation. Nor is "reproductive success" just about how many kids you have (Quiverfull, take note).

There is no reason that homosexuality would go extinct if the genes that predispose someone to it are on average not harmful to the reproductive success of a carrier. I.e. if the same gene lead to greater reproductive success in women even though it reduced that of men, it may still persist, even thrive, in a population since on average, carrying the gene might be a positive thing.

Alternatively, homosexual behaviour may have positive effects directly , such as promoting cohesion in social animals, or perhaps polyandry/polygyny in pair-breeders.

And that is two out of a dozen possible scenarios.

Do we have a definitive answer? No.
Do we lack possible answers? Certainly not.

If TGBTG or any other fundie actually believed their little book of fables, they would not use the products of us evil "evo-cultists" at every cough and sniffle. They "trust in the Lord" about as far as the nearest pharmacy, because, as loud as they shout, or rather lie, deep-down they know which one works.

2/23/2009 10:11:22 PM

Papabear

"Evo-cultists are on a mission to erase Genesis from the public sphere."

Well, those who understand and accept the ToE are not cultist, but I would like to diminish the effects of Genisis in the public sphere to that of an interesting bit of history rather than a basis for a "world-view" and a stand in for science.


"It’s about being able to do anything they want, especially homo behavior."

The ToE has nothing to do with "being able to do anything they want" and little to do with the social aspects of homosexuality.


"That’s why they have to ignore the fact that all reproduction is between a male and a female."

No, we don't ignore that, but that's not the end all of genetics, TGBTG. Even those who do not reproduce, can still contribute to the viability of a species.


"Their homo fetish doesn’t fit with their *science* yet they never have an answer as to how homos can exist with it."

Your lot seems to be the ones with the "homo fetish, TGBTG.

"Our science fits well with the existence of homosexuality. That you don't understand that is not surprising.



"If the evo-cult were true, than homos would have long gone extinct. That’s almost reason to wish it were true. Almost."

How generous of you.

2/23/2009 10:17:19 PM

Ozzie

I wish you and your type would go extinct.

2/23/2009 10:18:07 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Hey, yeah! And howzcome some people are born male? Only the women give birth, so don't that mean only girl babies can come from them?

2/23/2009 10:19:15 PM

JonnyTruant

Actually, homosexuality tends to reach high proportions in dense populations as opposed to sparse ones. It's believed by some that this is an evolutionary response to unsustainable population density in order to limit population growth. If this is true, then it is most certainly the result of evolution, and a beneficial one, at that!

2/23/2009 10:27:55 PM

GigaGuess

Evo-cultists are on a mission to erase Genesis from the public sphere.
No, we just want to keep it where it belongs. In Bible Studies. It has no science behind it, and as such, should stay out of science class. Or are you willing to teach evolution in Sunday School?

It’s about being able to do anything they want, especially homo behavior.
No, the two are quite independent of each other. However, the reason those of us who practice "homo-behavior" do so is because it's hardwired into us. Just like you practice hetero-behavior. You don't know how to act any differently.

That’s why they have to ignore the fact that all reproduction is between a male and a female.
Human, yes...however we can adopt. Or hire a surrogate. Or just close our eyes and think "man." You seem to think we're a genetic null zone, and I assure you, that's definitely not the case.

Their homo fetish doesn’t fit with their *science* yet they never have an answer as to how homos can exist with it.
No, it's because it's complex. There's an immutable component to it, because most homosexuals knew on some level or another that they have always felt this way. However there are arguments from the nurture side, as well. It's not nearly as cut and dry as you seem to think it is.

If the evo-cult were true, than homos would have long gone extinct.
Have we not heard of a recessive gene? Just as an idea? Mom and Dad don't have to be gay to pass on a homosexual gene. And that's without looking into other theories.

That’s almost reason to wish it were true. Almost.
Awww...how sweet. You wish us to be wiped out...that's so Christlike.

2/23/2009 10:29:49 PM

DW

I believe every schoolchild should listen to Geneis, early stuff like Foxtrot is a classic LP

2/23/2009 10:38:03 PM

DW

Also being able to spell Genesis rightint he first place!

2/23/2009 10:38:31 PM

Porter

Havn't seen a quote from this nutbag in a while.
Nice to see he's up to standard.

2/23/2009 10:38:43 PM
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