I believe that most true Christians who follow the faith are already underground... Can you talk to your neighbor without being persecuted? Can you speak with anyone that you know who is not already a Christian without being persecuted?.. christians will have to go underground in the next 5 years, I would have to answer YES. It is happening now!
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Riiiight, so now I understand. I'd heard talk of 'Christians being forced underground' but didn't really know what it meant until now. It means being able to tell your neighbours you're Christian but not being able to tell your homosexual neighbours that all homosexuals should be stoned to death without having them disagree with you, that's it right ??
Persecution Complex much?
I'd post that pie chart pic ("Help! We're being oppressed!"), but I'm not sure how you post images on this site..
And yet here we are, six years later, and still no Rapture, and Christianity is STILL the world's largest religion...... Where's the Persecution Pie Chart when you need it?
Hey, is this a comment by one of them kookie fellers? What were they called again? Chestians? Crustons?
Whatever. Where did all those guys go to anyway? A few years ago you could hardly move at Hawkingmas for them and their chorches and bibbles, now when I'm decorating my darwintree with frosted glass representations of stellar nucleosynthesis, I'm only ever interrupted by people coming to my door to sing the traditional "They Might Be Giants" songs.
I'm sure the chestians or whatever had their own songs too, weren't they called carlas or something?
Oh well, I'm not too sad they're gone I guess. Truth be told they were as annoying as f***!
Telling you to leave me alone is not persecution.
Call me when Christians are being imprisoned for talking about God. When Churches are raided. When the Bible becomes contraband. THAT is when you can whine about persecution.
“I believe that most true Christians who follow the faith are already underground...”
I believe the TRUE CHRISTAINS were raptured 1983 years ago. All three of them.
"Can you talk to your neighbor without being persecuted?”
I suspect by ‘persecuted,’ you don’t even mean ‘made to feel uncomfortable.’ What, they argued with you? Laughed you off? Brought up Carlin? Or Dugger?
"Can you speak with anyone that you know who is not already a Christian without being persecuted?”
Telling you to get the fuck out of their cubicle is not persecution. YOU GUYS are the people that used to burn witches.
“christians will have to go underground in the next 5 years, I would have to answer YES. It is happening now!”
Drama queen.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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