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#911580
Amanda
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Stop it already, you're killing me! ...Wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2/23/2009 8:39:43 PM
#911585
CaseAgainstFaith
I was gonna scream POE but then I saw who it was. But maybe for the sake of humanity Nephilimfree is just a giant POE
2/23/2009 8:41:09 PM
#911592
TheLee
What confuses me is that he clearly thinks they have gravitational pull... just NOT ENOUGH to maintain orbits...
those poor planets... trying so hard... luckily god can step in as a sort of gravity welfare provider to get them in orbit around a smaller object...right...
2/23/2009 8:45:34 PM
#911593
Nephilimfree, Spidermean2 and Carico:
Are these guys related? They sure sound like they all come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
2/23/2009 8:45:58 PM
#911596
You have to be retarded in this day in age to still believe this shit.
2/23/2009 8:47:44 PM
#911597
anonymous
"do not have enough gravitational pull to maintain their orbits"
Yeah, they do. If you follow a heliocentric model, where everything works perfectly without any magical beings.
2/23/2009 8:47:53 PM
#911598
Copernicus
I lived 500 years before you and I know more about how the Universe works then you do, even though you have the ability to look this stuff up within five seconds, were as I had to make due with primitive telescopes and math.
2/23/2009 8:47:53 PM
#911599
Mayhem
Yoda: "Understand the Force, you do not. Retarded, you be."
2/23/2009 8:47:57 PM
#911604
anevilmeme
@ #967479 Gene pool? More like the gene spa or gene foot bath.
2/23/2009 8:49:12 PM
#911605
Doctor Whom
Yog-Sothoth is the gate. It makes as much sense.
2/23/2009 8:50:12 PM
#911610
Old Viking
You're making progress, Nephilimfree, but that's not quite how it works.
2/23/2009 8:51:58 PM
#911617
Quantum Mechanic
Some people are just too stupid to live.
2/23/2009 8:53:14 PM
#911627
Agnostic Antagonist
This isn't a Poe? Are you sure?
2/23/2009 8:57:08 PM
#911639
Flipper 'n' Fries
We have always agreed that Nephilimfree is braincellfree.
2/23/2009 9:02:13 PM
#911642
avatar
"Who pissed in you gene pool?" seems to be the appropriate question here.
2/23/2009 9:04:01 PM
#911649
Mister Spak
No, you idiot, it's His Noodly Appendage.
2/23/2009 9:05:03 PM
#911657
avatar
This proves it: Nowadays, even a retard can use a computer.
This is the dark side of user-friendliness.
2/23/2009 9:08:28 PM
#911658
Percy Q. Shunn
Certainly a poe. No one can be this stupid and survive to adulthood.
2/23/2009 9:08:37 PM
#911663
NotThere
"The earth doesn't move," LOL! You can't make this stuff up!
2/23/2009 9:10:32 PM
#911670
Rat of Steel
I say we kidnap Nephilimfree, Carico, VenomFangX, David J. Stewart, Buzzardhut, and the man currently calling himself Churchwork, and transport them all to the same holding cell in which there has been placed along the perimeter of the room...six bricks.
Six enter, one leaves. I'm sure there's some black marketeer out there who would pay us all handsomely for the distribution rights for this fundie battle royale.
2/23/2009 9:12:46 PM
#911686
tracer
Copernicus :
Oh, you did NOT make due with a telescope.
Telescopes weren't used for observing the heavens until Galileo's time.
2/23/2009 9:21:27 PM
#911692
colonel catastrophe
You're right, God is the force. Use the force Earth, let it guide you. Try it with the blast shield down...
2/23/2009 9:24:34 PM
#911697
breakerslion
The Stupid is strong in this one.
(Somebody had to say it!)
2/23/2009 9:29:48 PM
#911699
Grigadil
Neuron free. Congrats.
2/23/2009 9:32:40 PM
#911702
Thejebusfire
Okay, now prove that your god exists.
2/23/2009 9:33:35 PM
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