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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Stop it already, you're killing me! ...Wait, you're serious? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
2/23/2009 8:39:43 PM
I was gonna scream POE but then I saw who it was. But maybe for the sake of humanity Nephilimfree is just a giant POE
2/23/2009 8:41:09 PM
What confuses me is that he clearly thinks they have gravitational pull... just NOT ENOUGH to maintain orbits...
those poor planets... trying so hard... luckily god can step in as a sort of gravity welfare provider to get them in orbit around a smaller object...right...
2/23/2009 8:45:34 PM
Nephilimfree, Spidermean2 and Carico:
Are these guys related? They sure sound like they all come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
2/23/2009 8:45:58 PM
You have to be retarded in this day in age to still believe this shit.
2/23/2009 8:47:44 PM
"do not have enough gravitational pull to maintain their orbits"
Yeah, they do. If you follow a heliocentric model, where everything works perfectly without any magical beings.
2/23/2009 8:47:53 PM
I lived 500 years before you and I know more about how the Universe works then you do, even though you have the ability to look this stuff up within five seconds, were as I had to make due with primitive telescopes and math.
2/23/2009 8:47:53 PM
Yoda: "Understand the Force, you do not. Retarded, you be."
2/23/2009 8:47:57 PM
@ #967479 Gene pool? More like the gene spa or gene foot bath.
2/23/2009 8:49:12 PM
Yog-Sothoth is the gate. It makes as much sense.
2/23/2009 8:50:12 PM
You're making progress, Nephilimfree, but that's not quite how it works.
2/23/2009 8:51:58 PM
Some people are just too stupid to live.
2/23/2009 8:53:14 PM
This isn't a Poe? Are you sure?
2/23/2009 8:57:08 PM
Flipper 'n' Fries
We have always agreed that Nephilimfree is braincellfree.
2/23/2009 9:02:13 PM
"Who pissed in you gene pool?" seems to be the appropriate question here.
2/23/2009 9:04:01 PM
No, you idiot, it's His Noodly Appendage.
2/23/2009 9:05:03 PM
This proves it: Nowadays, even a retard can use a computer.
This is the dark side of user-friendliness.
2/23/2009 9:08:28 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
Certainly a poe. No one can be this stupid and survive to adulthood.
2/23/2009 9:08:37 PM
"The earth doesn't move," LOL! You can't make this stuff up!
2/23/2009 9:10:32 PM
Rat of Steel
I say we kidnap Nephilimfree, Carico, VenomFangX, David J. Stewart, Buzzardhut, and the man currently calling himself Churchwork, and transport them all to the same holding cell in which there has been placed along the perimeter of the room...six bricks.
Six enter, one leaves. I'm sure there's some black marketeer out there who would pay us all handsomely for the distribution rights for this fundie battle royale.
2/23/2009 9:12:46 PM
Oh, you did NOT make due with a telescope.
Telescopes weren't used for observing the heavens until Galileo's time.
2/23/2009 9:21:27 PM
You're right, God is the force. Use the force Earth, let it guide you. Try it with the blast shield down...
2/23/2009 9:24:34 PM
The Stupid is strong in this one.
(Somebody had to say it!)
2/23/2009 9:29:48 PM
Neuron free. Congrats.
2/23/2009 9:32:40 PM
Okay, now prove that your god exists.
2/23/2009 9:33:35 PM
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