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[why America hates the Oscars]

Hollywood lost most of its luster the day it started calling movies “art”. Anyone who thinks movies are artistic is part of the reason it will fall. Movies are nothing but crap designed by communists to make shifts to the left in society by brainwashing the young and the weak minded. Did you know its an “unwritten rule” that every actor has to do a pro-gay or multi-racial movie at some point in their career? Yep, thats one the elites do not want you to know.

Mike, Nikki Finke’s Deadline Hollywood Daily 75 Comments [2/24/2009 2:26:13 AM]
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Illuminatalie

Pretty crappy conspiracy. My cat can come up with better conspiracy theories in her sleep.

2/24/2009 2:30:58 AM

Osiris

OH NOES!!! It's the evil communist Hollywood plot to make people tolerant!

2/24/2009 2:33:49 AM

Amanda

You mean every actor is expected to make a movie with black people in it? NOOOOOOOoooooo...

2/24/2009 2:35:36 AM

irish

Has to be a poe.

2/24/2009 2:37:34 AM

ClockworkBunny

...Is that post from the 1950s?

2/24/2009 2:38:04 AM

Mike

Someone, get a WAAAAHmbulence!

2/24/2009 2:42:47 AM

zaatheist

What is this doing here? Sure it is homophobic and racist. CTSTDT I think.

2/24/2009 2:44:45 AM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Yep, thats one the elites do not want you to know."

It's amazing how you people seem to know every deep, dark, ultra-secret thing that "they" don't want us to know.

Almost as if you make them up as you go.

2/24/2009 2:48:05 AM

Marlowe

Spielberg didn't want to option Mike's erotic horror screenplay, and is he ever pissed about it.

2/24/2009 3:03:19 AM

Mudak

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to take Sean Penn's comments about "Commie Homo-Loving" people seriously and find it here on fstdt...

2/24/2009 3:03:51 AM

DaMentalFunism

Did you know that prefixing your made-up bullshit with "Did you know" doesn't make it any more convincing?

2/24/2009 3:04:12 AM

atrasicarius

Nice. FSTDT, CTSTDT, and RSTDT all in one.

2/24/2009 3:13:39 AM

aaa

1950's called. They want you back.

2/24/2009 3:15:33 AM

Antichrist

Although I consider most of what comes out of Hollywood garbage these days, I could say the same about most artistic mediums.

2/24/2009 3:25:25 AM

anonymous

"its an “unwritten rule”"

Which is why it's not a rule. Maybe it's just popular.

"the day it started calling movies “art”"

Some are. I forget which, but I think they exist.

2/24/2009 3:31:03 AM

mike-mike

Please kill yourself, you usless worm.

And stop using the first (and second) part of my name, you little shit.

2/24/2009 3:31:35 AM

LDM

I just think award shows are boring. That's all.

2/24/2009 3:33:15 AM

Headache

Hmmm..

It's neither Scary Tuesday nor Freaky Friday, yet that post scared the living daylight out of four dust-bunnies in the corner here.

2/24/2009 3:41:44 AM

Darwin

Yes, Hollywood has an agenda, and here it is - MAKE MONEY BY GIVING THE PUBLIC WHATEVER SELLS! Seems like the majority of us want what they turn out, so quit bitching. If you don't like it start your own studio.

2/24/2009 4:02:37 AM

Shadow Boxer

This one is rather amusing.
It reads like a newbie conspiracy theorist trying to come up with something that will impress the big boys, and not quite getting there.
:-)

2/24/2009 4:07:00 AM

Pule Thamex

I'm not a great lover of movies but you made some interesting and contentious points there. I'd like to know when you think that they started calling movies art? How do you know about the unwritten rule? How do you know movies are designed by communists to make left shifts in society? Who are the elites?

As is usual, I won't hold my breath.

2/24/2009 4:08:36 AM

Thinking Allowed

Not fundie, but definitely conspiracy theory.

2/24/2009 4:15:22 AM

Marlowe

He forgot the number one rule: everybody knows you never go full retard.

2/24/2009 4:52:37 AM

a mind far far away

Did you know its an “unwritten rule” that every actor has to do a pro-gay or multi-racial movie at some point in their career? Yep, thats one the elites do not want you to know.

And you're privy to it how? Sounds like a conspiracy to me.

Hollywood lost most of its luster the day it started calling movies “art”

The same way that xtianity lost any respect it might have had the day it started calling it's fairy tales and myths "truth and reality".

2/24/2009 4:53:27 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

People who hate the Oscars probably hate it for the same reason I do. They're sick of watching filthy rich actors get praised and awarded, as if the millions they get for their work isn't enough, and as if they don't get enough attention.

I only agree with you in the sense that most of what Hollywood turns out for moviegoers is crap. But give me a break, this is a terrible conspiracy theory.

2/24/2009 4:54:22 AM
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