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That’s why the Temple of Darwinian Materialism needs to be exposed for the religion it is, and forced to compete against rival theories of origins in the free market of scientific ideas. Let’s face it, the HMS Beagle is already in the process of sinking. Even the Evos are starting to call for the funeral of Darwin’s fanciful creation myth so that “evolution might live.” However, if the unconstitutional government and court supports are knocked out from underneath the Temple of Darwin, the HMS Beagle will sink faster than the lead weights the Mob uses to send their victims to watery graves.

GodGunsGuts, freerepublic 50 Comments [2/24/2009 5:05:45 PM]
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Mister Spak

"That’s why the Temple of Darwinian Materialism needs to be exposed for the religion it is, and forced to compete against rival theories of origins in the free market of scientific ideas. "

Oooh, yeah, lets pit natural selection against Lamarkism and see which one wins in the free market of scientific ideas. For extra fun, lets pit genesis against the winner.

2/24/2009 5:08:50 PM

werewolf

The Theory of Evolution is unconstitutional? Prove it.

2/24/2009 5:10:08 PM

Headache

Let’s face it, the HMS Beagle is already in the process of sinking. Even the Evos are starting to call for the funeral of Darwin’s fanciful creation myth so that “evolution might live.”

I'm sorry to stop your fap-ing but that is simply incorrect. If anything, the theory of evolution is even stronger today.

2/24/2009 5:10:23 PM

Lucilius

Wow, the fantasy world you live in ranks right up there with L. Ron Hubbard's.

2/24/2009 5:10:51 PM

No One

Wow, projecting much?

This is so much more fun to read when you reverse everything (i.e. replace HMS beagle with the "ark")

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@Lucilius

We are the "wow" mind.

2/24/2009 5:11:29 PM

David B.

Which is why I do not agree that the words "Darwinist", "Darwinism" and "Darwinian" should be stricken from the science books.

These are terms with proper meanings, and abandoning them because creationists misuse them does nothing but justify their stupid twisted views, "See, they could not support Darwinism when we challenged them on it!"

3G knows nothing about evolution, Darwinian or otherwise. Call him on it.

Time to call a 'tard a 'tard!

2/24/2009 5:14:37 PM



So many words...so much drivel..

2/24/2009 5:15:30 PM

Thammuz

WAAAARGARBL

2/24/2009 5:16:09 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

as he thinks to himself -

"My blood god will be pleased. Soon I will bring more skulls for his throne!"

2/24/2009 5:22:19 PM

zaatheist

The depth of the crap spewed by this brain addled piss artist increases with each post.

2/24/2009 5:26:32 PM

Whitleylad

He forgot to mention all those sick liberal, Socialist, Communist, facists promoting their other Temple of Darwin Homosexuality. Just like Stalin and Hitler. Grrrr, just wait for the Rapture.

Then he would truly ba a super fundie.

And what the hell is Free Market of Scientific ideas. How does that work. Does the relevant aspects of Creationism/Evolution rest on Supply and Demand? More people like the idea of Creationism so we supply that instead of Evolution. Can this work with other theories? 'I Don't like Gravity can I have something a bit more floaty instead? Levitation that sounds nice, I no longer have to worry about walking off cliffs.' There's a Python sketch in this somewhere.

2/24/2009 5:27:18 PM

breakerslion

So, what you're saying is that your superstitious drivel could not compete in the world of science, so drag science into your delusional framework where it then becomes one cult's word against another's? And since you didn't meet the burden of proof, the law must be wrong too?

OBVIOUS FAIL.

2/24/2009 5:27:51 PM

toothache

Nice rhetoric, shame about the logic.

2/24/2009 5:28:09 PM

Nowhereman

Mmmmm, that's a good word salad.

2/24/2009 5:28:19 PM

Dexter

Let’s face it, the HMS Beagle is already in the process of sinking. and so on....

To be continued...

MfG

2/24/2009 5:32:11 PM

cake

The writing's terrible: Temple of Darwinian Materialism, free market of scientific ideas, HMS Beagle sinking, funeral, supports knocked out from underneath, HMS Beagle sinking again, lead weights...?

"This is the significance of mixed metaphors. The sole aim of a metaphor is to call up a visual image. When these images clash -- as in 'The Fascist octopus has sung its swan song', 'the jackboot is thrown into the melting pot' -- it can be taken as certain that the writer is not seeing a mental image of the objects he is naming; in other words he is not really thinking."
- George Orwell, Politics and the English Language

2/24/2009 5:34:09 PM



So this is their next plan of attack. To try and convince people that evolution is religion so it can be banned from public schools.

2/24/2009 5:39:17 PM

RavenWood

What the fuck is this shit?

2/24/2009 5:45:52 PM



In the market of ideas, creationism is Peanut Corp. of America supplied peanut butter.

2/24/2009 5:50:21 PM

emau99

[...the Temple of Darwinian Materialism needs to be exposed for the religion it is...]

Dressing the Theory of Evolution up with funny names isn't going to change it into a religion, no matter how hard you try.

Similarly, using flowery rhetoric isn't going to make your argument any less fallacious.

[...forced to compete against rival theories of origins in the free market of scientific ideas.]

The ToE isn't a theory of origins, and the scientific method isn't a free market.

The ToE HAS competed against rival theories. It has faced more criticism than any other scientific theory, and has passed all tests.

It's like you guys just don't want to even try to keep up.

[However, if the unconstitutional government and court supports are knocked out from underneath the Temple of Darwin...]

Unconstitutional??? Please elaborate.

2/24/2009 5:54:36 PM

Berny

Is this some clever ploy to ensure that all Americans grow up to be as stupid as GodGunsGuts?
Are you that lonely at the french fry cooker?

2/24/2009 5:56:36 PM

ausador

Seriously...

2/24/2009 6:16:45 PM

OMGWTFBBQ!

I love how you just make shit up, and then argue from that point, there should be a name for something like that...

2/24/2009 6:50:38 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"...Darwin’s fanciful creation myth..."

Darwin's fanciful creation myth was your fanciful creation myth, until he stopped believing in it.

2/24/2009 7:10:35 PM

a mind far far away

What a nice bowl of word salad you have there, grandma. The better to indoctrinate you with, my deary.

2/24/2009 7:27:21 PM
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