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If we are still here in five years, yes I believe there is a good chance that we will be 'underground' and that the Bible and other Christian literature will be illegal.

pilgrimgal, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Good :)

8/12/2007 11:39:16 AM

TB Tabby

No, bad. It would be a violation of the very civil liberties we're trying to uphold, you see. Good thing that nobody's trying to do that.

8/12/2007 11:43:57 AM

Viva

Martyr complex award!

8/12/2007 12:30:36 PM

anti-nonsense

Yay, it's the Christian Persecution Complex again.

If the images were working properly I'd post the pie chart.

8/12/2007 12:32:44 PM

112233

Wrong. I'm pretty sure in 8 years I will still be laughing at you. I'll still be playing the old "hey guys I think jesus is coming, I can here him!" trick on all you poor saps.

8/12/2007 1:55:30 PM

BurntBush

We can only hope.

8/12/2007 2:59:44 PM

Freboy

Pilgrimgal is probably one of the few people who need to try on some REAL persecution.

8/12/2007 3:02:59 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Sweetheart you're on the wrong forum, The Resistance Manifesto is down the corridor then the 2nd door on your right...

8/12/2007 5:27:38 PM

Tempus

No, with over 80% of America's citizens a Christian of one denomination or another, I'm pretty sure it won't be. Thank you for playing, though.

8/12/2007 5:43:30 PM

Darwin

No, in another five years we'll be trying to stop you from bombing dinosaur exhibits and shooting evolutionists, because I am convinced that you morons will go that far soon. We will soon become the equivalent of abortionists in your eyes. We deserve to have a persecution complex.

8/12/2007 7:35:19 PM

Beccs

Well, three years on after these predictions none have come true. Just like so many other predictions by believers.

8/12/2007 7:49:08 PM

Mark

You idiot...there's a little document called "The Bill of Rights" that protects you from that kind of persecution.

8/12/2007 10:36:30 PM

Lamb of the invisble pink unicorn

Persemecution,Persemecution!

8/12/2007 10:50:47 PM

szena

January 2004.

Three and a half years later this is no closer to being true than it was when it was written.


8/13/2007 5:58:45 AM

Rubber Chicken

Well, you probably live in your parents basement so you are already 'underground' but the other bit...........No

8/13/2007 9:53:46 AM

Puck

Hell, just admit that the bible is heretical, then go somewhere and find another hobby.

8/13/2007 10:20:10 AM

Frank

not if the country stays secular

8/13/2007 2:55:54 PM

BlueLithium

If you live in Iran, you may have a point. If not, no.

8/16/2007 10:41:40 AM

yesman

Four years.








Nothing.

2/13/2008 11:22:30 PM

FMG

Thats because global warming would have forced your pasty ass underground where us darkies will have our revenge by hunting you for sport on dinosaurs...

2/13/2008 11:26:58 PM

Don'tLookBehindYou

...Don't they know that their freaking CONSTITUTION forbids these very things? Stupid fundie.

2/13/2008 11:30:18 PM

Neserit

Because we just know that every member of non-Christian faiths make a habit of terrorizing Christians. *rolls eyes*

2/13/2008 11:39:31 PM

GigaGuess

Uh-huh...we will rip up the constitution, somehow work a minority coup, and overrun you. You betcha.

2/13/2008 11:54:15 PM

Mondriani

Fuck, one year left to go. You christians are already like an oppressed minority- The Origin Of Species is in the drawer of every hotel room...

3/1/2008 3:10:23 AM

Me

Hahahahahaha! Are you sure? Only half a year to go.

7/9/2008 4:32:44 PM
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