If we are still here in five years, yes I believe there is a good chance that we will be 'underground' and that the Bible and other Christian literature will be illegal.
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Yay, it's the Christian Persecution Complex again.
If the images were working properly I'd post the pie chart.
No, with over 80% of America's citizens a Christian of one denomination or another, I'm pretty sure it won't be. Thank you for playing, though.
No, in another five years we'll be trying to stop you from bombing dinosaur exhibits and shooting evolutionists, because I am convinced that you morons will go that far soon. We will soon become the equivalent of abortionists in your eyes. We deserve to have a persecution complex.
Hey, guess what? Five years is up.
The only reason people like you would be "underground" is to isolate your stupid cult from reality. Drink the kool aid already.
Well, as I write this, it is 2:43 PM on Sunday, the 10th of January, 2010.
And you're totally wrong.
We're reading this and saying, "I can't believe he said something so false!"
Fundies would read this and say, "I can't believe he said something so true!"
The knee-jerk reaction was "good" but the adult in me wants it to be exposed.
Christians (especially Rapturites) want Atheism censored.
I and most Atheists and many Christians on this board want your wackadoo religion exposed. Dragged out into the light and pointed at as the stupid, unreliable, destructive, counter-productive, petty preducices they are. Derived from ancient, unredeemable, bronze age fairy tales .
I don't think it will ever be illegal, but I do think it will take more than 5 years before your religion stops having a strong influence in politics, unfortunately.
Edit: I see it has already been more than 6 years, but I stand by what I said.
Seven years later and you and your bible are all still here. Both you and the bible are just as full of crap as ever, obviously, but "underground?"
Only if you live in the basement.
"If we are still here in five years"
The above posted on 1st January 2004.
It's now 10th January 2011.
Ruptured Retards han't been shut down by President Obama; and if he had even heard of your pissant & irrelevant so-called 'forum', why should he shut it down - when he's probably the world's greatest proponent of Net Neutrality? (it's effectively what put him where he is, after all!).
"yes I believe there is a good chance that we will be 'underground' and that the Bible and other Christian literature will be illegal."
The worship & belief in Christianity is still protected by the US Constitution. Unitarian Universalism and Quaker beliefs still exist. And I've yet to see one fundie megachurch have the ability to be lowered into the ground, a la the HQ of W.A.S.P. in the Gerry Anderson series "Stingray"*
Ergo, pilgrimgal (and everyone on Ruptured Retards)...:
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QED, bitches.
*- Nostalgia bombs all round, I'll wager! Oh, how I loved watching that in my youth; and the world's first TV series in colour - Anderson had the foresight to film it in colour, two years before the invention of colour TV in 1966.
"We will be 'underground' and that the Bible and other Christian literature will be illegal."
Ten years later, you're still here, you're still saying stupid things on the internet and the Bible is still perfectly legal.
I don't know about you, pilgrimgal, but the world is still here, ten years later, and most of the people are still in it. The Bible and other Christian literature are still legal, and politicians in the US are pushing the Church further and further into the State; the Founding Fathers are rotating like mad in their graves.
First: this was written in 2004, when GW was president. Bush was one of the most overtly religious presidents in recent history and he often courted the Christian fundamentalist vote.
Second: nothing remotely like this has happened.
Comment #275980 on page 1, written by 112233“ on 8/12/2007:
Wrong. I'm pretty sure in 8 years I will still be laughing at you. I'll still be playing the old "hey guys I think jesus is coming, I can here him!" trick on all you poor saps.
Heh. Wherever you are, 112233, you have more right to call yourself a prophet than pretty much anyone in the Bible or any other holy text!
So it's now 13 years. Oh wait! That's an unlucky number.
Maybe it will be soon now or not!
You survived the anti-christ Obama's FEMA camps and death squads that you were absolutely certain about.
Now you got your messiah Trump so I'm sure he will speed things along for you now.
Don't get sick or it will probably be the end for you before you get driven underground,like you desperately have been craving.
If we are still here in five years, yes I believe there is a good chance that we will be 'underground'
Is your medical insurance all paid up for at least the next four years, Ruptured Retards? What's that, you say? It isn't , and that's why you relied on Obamacare the last several years? Oh, my. Well, in that case (check one):
[ ] You'll be 'underground', sure: as Donald Fart will ensure you won't get medical help, thus you'll end up dead .
[ ] What'll end up underground is Donald Fart's re-election hopes: as so many realise they've been duped by the ultimate con artist: your Ronnie Raygun-esque God-Emperor, and all because you couldn't stand Hillary winning: who would've continued it.
Choose wisely. Oh, and so much for 'A Prayer a day keeps the doctor away , amirite...?!
Confused?
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