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[From a long post about apostasy in the church.]

I know I'm not completely crazy because the bible says I'm not crazy and RR backs me up when I know something is wrong but can't put my finger on it. Sometimes I wonder if I'm being too picky though. I'll gladly take legalism over the apostasy any day.

carob, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [2/24/2009 11:11:13 PM]
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Katsuro

I know I'm not crazy 'coz other crazy people reassure me so.

2/24/2009 11:14:36 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

If something you say is backed up by the Bible and RR, you're really fuckin' crazy.

2/24/2009 11:20:42 PM

Grigadil

Wow, the bible mentioned you by name?

2/24/2009 11:20:46 PM

Papabear

Not completely crazy, but so close to completely as to be not worth arguing about.

2/24/2009 11:21:15 PM

Amanda

The bible says you're not crazy? Chapter and verse please.
I'm guessing it's something like "yea, and Jesus proclaimed 'carob is not crazy' and then he and John the Baptist had a rocking party which neither of them could remember the next day. Praise the lord!"

2/24/2009 11:21:19 PM

Nothing

@Amanda

I remember that chapter, it was gooood.

2/24/2009 11:25:12 PM

Panz

idiots for jesus

2/24/2009 11:36:40 PM



RR is not any source of credible information.

It's a flag waving wank fest for fundies..

2/24/2009 11:38:47 PM

Old Viking

Whatever.

2/24/2009 11:49:30 PM



No no no...YOUR Bible says you aren't crazy..what with all of those crossing outs and all..everyone else thinks you should wear shirts with realy long sleves.

2/24/2009 11:51:08 PM

Pule Thamex

Save yourself. Consider apostasy immediately. Apart from that, as you were. It's funnier that way.

2/24/2009 11:55:07 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

POE..has to be

2/25/2009 12:30:54 AM

solomongrundy

Isn't carob made from the seed pods of the locust tree? Didn't John the Baptist sustain himself on locusts in the wilderness?

I think carob may have something here. Either that or I've read far too much RR...

2/25/2009 12:35:59 AM

Nowonmai

and 8 out of 5 people suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder would agree with you.

2/25/2009 12:41:11 AM

Doug

I'm not crazy, this I know, for the Bible tells me so...

LOL!

2/25/2009 12:45:06 AM

Giveitaday

I know I'm not completely crazy because the bible says I'm not crazy

I've read the bible, you aren't in it, sorry to burst your self important bubble.

and RR backs me up when I know something is wrong but can't put my finger on it.

Talk about the blind leading the blind. If RR backs you up on anything you have to ask yourself, "Is it real, or is it fanfic?"

2/25/2009 12:47:39 AM

The Outsider

Didn't that Jesus fellow have something to say against legalism?

2/25/2009 12:54:53 AM

Papabear

Isn't carob just that supposed substitute for chocolate. It's icky. Hmm. I'm seeing a similarity here.

2/25/2009 1:11:02 AM

Chi, member of the gaystapo

That is proof you're crazy.

2/25/2009 1:12:19 AM

JarvisPennyworth

Wasn't one of Jesus' main points that legalism *IS* a form of apostasy?

2/25/2009 1:22:17 AM

atrasicarius

@Katsuro
Exactly what I was thinking.

2/25/2009 1:33:10 AM

Illuminatalie

the bible says I'm not crazy
Does your bible look like the books on the shelf of Hoodoo's laboratory?

when I know something is wrong but can't put my finger on it
Maybe you SHOULD put your finger on it. You might like what happens next.

I'll gladly take legalism over the apostasy any day.
So in the new testament stories, you're on the side of the Jewish authorities that had Jesus put to death?

2/25/2009 1:38:41 AM

misterchipotle

so in other words... you don't really care about reading the bible to find the proper context of scripture so you can pick and choose what you like and don't like.

2/25/2009 1:41:17 AM

vince

how can such a circular argument not make this guy choke on his own tongue?

2/25/2009 1:44:25 AM



Can we get a professional opinion on carob's sanity?

2/25/2009 1:55:02 AM
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