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My children, having been born into a Christian home...already believe the Gospel. And they would have believed the moon is made of green cheese, if I had told them such.

Matt TwoFour, CARM 89 Comments [2/24/2009 6:43:11 AM]
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Submitted By: nocturnal@christismybitch.com
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dpareja

What are you doing having children?

2/24/2009 6:44:10 AM

Mike

@ dpareja: Turning their brains into mush.

2/24/2009 6:47:29 AM



What kind of moron takes pride in the fact that they can bullshit their kids into believing anything?

Wait until they're teens and they start bullshitting you about how they intend to remain "pure" until they're married...and you wind up believing it.

2/24/2009 6:47:46 AM

Thejebusfire

I believe that one should teach their children to question everyting. To me only a fool believes everything their told.

2/24/2009 6:50:34 AM

Thinking Allowed

Wait until they hit the teenage years Matt. You'll wonder why they're so rebellious, and "turning their back on God."

2/24/2009 6:55:52 AM

Joe-Bob

Unintentional honesty award!

2/24/2009 7:09:52 AM

aaa

I see your kids are gullible, too. Very easy to con.

2/24/2009 7:14:08 AM

Oy Vey!

So you admit you are willing to lie to your children?

I see.

2/24/2009 7:14:20 AM

Antichrist

And in 10 years he'll be on the internets wondering where his children learned to lie.

2/24/2009 7:15:47 AM

Mitch

Yes, and happiness comes down in rays of sunshine when you're feeling blue :)

2/24/2009 7:22:24 AM

atrasicarius

I would say Poe, except he's got 1000 posts. Please do your children a favor and DIAF immediately.

2/24/2009 7:24:33 AM

Joe

That isn't believing, it's parroting.

2/24/2009 7:25:48 AM

zaatheist

Nothing like poisoning their minds while they are young. You are a child abuser.

2/24/2009 7:26:01 AM

Deep Search

Yes. Childrean have an excuse as they're pretty stupid. You, on the other hand, not so much.

2/24/2009 7:32:08 AM

RAndom Man

umm..yea.

2/24/2009 7:33:34 AM

Beam Me Up Scotty

You have to give him one for unintentional clarity of thought. And if he and his children had been in India, for example, they would already believe in Vishnu.

2/24/2009 8:27:48 AM

Pule Thamex

I agree.

2/24/2009 8:39:43 AM



Of course they would - they're kids! We are all brainwashed by our parents... some more than others.

2/24/2009 8:49:30 AM

Mortician

So, basically you're calling your children stupid and gullible. . .? As opposed to you, an adult who still believes in imaginary friends. When I was a child, I appealed to authority too. Hopefully, when your children get older, they'll be able to see through your bullshit.

2/24/2009 9:15:39 AM



"And they would have believed the moon is made of green cheese, if I had told them such."

Now you know why I think religion is b$..

2/24/2009 9:19:39 AM

a mind far far away

That's sad and pathetic. I hope you get your children taken away from you.

2/24/2009 9:23:01 AM

Paler_Face

So close, so very close, yet so far.

Telling your kids that the bible is completely and literally true is just as stupid as telling your kids that the moon is made of green cheese.

Stop brainwashing your children!

2/24/2009 9:38:36 AM

Doctor Fishcake

That is probably true.

2/24/2009 9:51:37 AM

Beeblebrox

My children, having been born into a Christian home...already believe the Gospel.

You just know this is the stripe of fundie who says fruits shouldn't be allowed to raise children, because the kids will be indoctrinated into the gay lifestyle.

2/24/2009 9:51:45 AM

Prager

And they would have believed the moon is made of green cheese, if I had told them such.

And I'm sure the full implications of this statement are totally lost on MTF.

2/24/2009 9:55:56 AM
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