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#912211
dpareja
What are you doing having children?
2/24/2009 6:44:10 AM
#912214
Mike
@ dpareja: Turning their brains into mush.
2/24/2009 6:47:29 AM
#912215
What kind of moron takes pride in the fact that they can bullshit their kids into believing anything?
Wait until they're teens and they start bullshitting you about how they intend to remain "pure" until they're married...and you wind up believing it.
2/24/2009 6:47:46 AM
#912216
Thejebusfire
I believe that one should teach their children to question everyting. To me only a fool believes everything their told.
2/24/2009 6:50:34 AM
#912219
Thinking Allowed
Wait until they hit the teenage years Matt. You'll wonder why they're so rebellious, and "turning their back on God."
2/24/2009 6:55:52 AM
#912227
Joe-Bob
Unintentional honesty award!
2/24/2009 7:09:52 AM
#912228
aaa
I see your kids are gullible, too. Very easy to con.
2/24/2009 7:14:08 AM
#912229
Oy Vey!
So you admit you are willing to lie to your children?
I see.
2/24/2009 7:14:20 AM
#912231
Antichrist
And in 10 years he'll be on the internets wondering where his children learned to lie.
2/24/2009 7:15:47 AM
#912235
Mitch
Yes, and happiness comes down in rays of sunshine when you're feeling blue :)
2/24/2009 7:22:24 AM
#912237
atrasicarius
I would say Poe, except he's got 1000 posts. Please do your children a favor and DIAF immediately.
2/24/2009 7:24:33 AM
#912239
Joe
That isn't believing, it's parroting.
2/24/2009 7:25:48 AM
#912240
zaatheist
Nothing like poisoning their minds while they are young. You are a child abuser.
2/24/2009 7:26:01 AM
#912243
Deep Search
Yes. Childrean have an excuse as they're pretty stupid. You, on the other hand, not so much.
2/24/2009 7:32:08 AM
#912245
RAndom Man
umm..yea.
2/24/2009 7:33:34 AM
#912256
Beam Me Up Scotty
You have to give him one for unintentional clarity of thought. And if he and his children had been in India, for example, they would already believe in Vishnu.
2/24/2009 8:27:48 AM
#912262
Pule Thamex
I agree.
2/24/2009 8:39:43 AM
#912264
Of course they would - they're kids! We are all brainwashed by our parents... some more than others.
2/24/2009 8:49:30 AM
#912269
Mortician
So, basically you're calling your children stupid and gullible. . .? As opposed to you, an adult who still believes in imaginary friends. When I was a child, I appealed to authority too. Hopefully, when your children get older, they'll be able to see through your bullshit.
2/24/2009 9:15:39 AM
#912272
"And they would have believed the moon is made of green cheese, if I had told them such."
Now you know why I think religion is b$..
2/24/2009 9:19:39 AM
#912275
a mind far far away
That's sad and pathetic. I hope you get your children taken away from you.
2/24/2009 9:23:01 AM
#912294
Paler_Face
So close, so very close, yet so far.
Telling your kids that the bible is completely and literally true is just as stupid as telling your kids that the moon is made of green cheese.
Stop brainwashing your children!
2/24/2009 9:38:36 AM
#912298
Doctor Fishcake
That is probably true.
2/24/2009 9:51:37 AM
#912299
Beeblebrox
My children, having been born into a Christian home...already believe the Gospel.
You just know this is the stripe of fundie who says fruits shouldn't be allowed to raise children, because the kids will be indoctrinated into the gay lifestyle.
2/24/2009 9:51:45 AM
#912302
Prager
And they would have believed the moon is made of green cheese, if I had told them such.
And I'm sure the full implications of this statement are totally lost on MTF.
2/24/2009 9:55:56 AM
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