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Lets not pretend that evolution fits in to the Bible because it doesn't/ Lets not pretend that the Bible isn't meant to be taken literally, just so that those liberal, on the fence Christians can hold to two contrary beliefs with a nice conscience. The Bible is to be taken literally, that's the whole reason why we have it! Is Jesus to be taken literally! (Dong)

Anyway, if anyone claims to believe in the Bible while believing in evolution, they are hypocrites and the Messiah didn't like hypocrites. Are you a hypocrite? How many Christians are hypocrites?

The One, Yahoo! Answers 70 Comments [2/24/2009 5:36:27 PM]
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Whitleylad

"Lets not pretend that evolution fits in to the Bible because it doesn't"

After that it was all downhill.

2/24/2009 5:40:01 PM

tn

"How many Christians are hypocrites?"

Uhhh. A good many of them, that's for sure.

2/24/2009 5:40:07 PM

RavenWood

So if the bible is to be taken literally, how much will your daughter fetch at the local slave market? I'm looking for cheap child care.

2/24/2009 5:41:22 PM

zaatheist

Most Christians are hypocrites by your definition as most of the larger cults accept evolution on some basis or other.

It is only the rabid Muslims and the fundie xtians who maintain a stance of deliberate ignorance and intolerance of scientific proof.

2/24/2009 5:42:45 PM



There should be a warning label on all bibles - Warning. Do not take internally. If swallowed, seek immediate psychiatric attention.

2/24/2009 5:44:50 PM

NotThere

"The Bible is to be taken literally, that's the whole reason why we have it!"

Prove it.

2/24/2009 5:48:27 PM

Berny

Anyone who takes the Bible literally is an idiot. It has obvious falsehoods in it, even when one takes possible translation errors out of the equations (rabbits do not chew cud, stripped sticks have nothing to do with spotted goats).
It wasn't written by God or Christ, it is the work of men, and uneducated, ignorant, bigoted men at that.

2/24/2009 5:48:27 PM

aaa

Oh dear, you are going down.

2/24/2009 5:50:19 PM

Illuminatalie

[i]Anyway, if anyone claims to believe in the Bible while believing in evolution, they are hypocrites[i]
Anyway, if anyone claims to believe in the Bible (in the literal sense you refer to), they are hypocrites.

2/24/2009 5:51:57 PM



How many Christians are hypocrites?

Ted Haggard. Jim Baker. (Just two examples.)

2/24/2009 5:53:59 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Oh wait, you are the one who gets to decide that the bible must be taken literally. I did not know that.

You were right about one thing, evolution does not fit into the bible. Here is the problem, when the evidence doesn't fit the theory the scientist throws out the theory, the theologian throws out the evidence.

You, sir, are a douchebag!

2/24/2009 5:54:40 PM

Tracer Bullet

If "hypocrite" means "not believing some tales that several Hebrew/jewish scholars already denounced as alegories in the Torah before Jesus was born", well, then I'm a hypocrite, thank you

2/24/2009 5:57:53 PM

Thammuz

The One and counting.

2/24/2009 6:11:32 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Yeah..well fuck your messiah.

2/24/2009 6:13:31 PM

CT

if anyone claims to believe in the Bible while believing in evolution, they are hypocrites and the Messiah didn't like hypocrites.

If anyone claims to be taking the Bible literally, while "interpreting" its literal meanings, (because it's the only way to avoid the contradictions) they are hypocrites and the Messiah didn't like hypocrites... but that's open to interpretation, isn't it?

Are you a hypocrite? How many Christians are hypocrites?

You are for a fucking start.

2/24/2009 6:13:41 PM

solomongrundy

How many Christians are hypocrites?"

Every one who builds a mega-church rather than feed the poor?

2/24/2009 6:25:43 PM



Every sentence in your rant is wrong.

2/24/2009 6:31:53 PM

Mister Spak

"How many Christians are hypocrites? "

A few more than you think.

2/24/2009 6:45:54 PM

Mortician

So, talking snakes, people living to be several hundreds of years old, people turning into pillars of salt, etc are all true? I hope you don't have children, especially disobedient ones at that. You know what the Bible says you're to do with disobedient children, don't you?
Oh, and most of the Christians I have met are all hypocrites. I'm sure you are as well.

2/24/2009 6:47:08 PM

Grigadil

(Dong) made more sense than anything else there.

2/24/2009 6:48:21 PM

OMGWTFBBQ!

Jusat becauase you say something does not make it true. Allergoy, not literal truth you simpering ninny.

2/24/2009 6:48:23 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

"Lets not pretend that evolution fits in to the Bible because it doesn't..."

at least this dickwad is right about one thing, not once is evolution mentioned in the bible.

2/24/2009 6:53:03 PM

Lucilius

You're right, the whole thing's crap, except as an example of ancient literature like the epic of Gilgamesh.

By the way, were you talking about Jesus' dong?

2/24/2009 7:04:03 PM

a mind far far away

Jesus also didn't like fundy conservative religionists, which is what you seem to be. So don't judge others when you yourself are guilty of breaking your own law. And second, look in Galatians, Paul says that the story about Abraham, Hagar, and Sarah is allegory, and not literal. Peter said in his second letter that the story of Noah's Ark was allegory. So don't go claiming things about your book when you haven't read it.

2/24/2009 7:19:38 PM

ausador

Most of you (catholics and many other sects.) do believe in evolution as fact, but they aren't hypocrites. They are realists, in their veiw God is more wonderful, creative, and unexplainable than the limited God you believe in.

You believe in a God that is just as narrow minded, bigoted, and stupid as you are because it makes you feel comfortable in believeing in him.

How many scriptures say that the ways of God are unknowable?...how many say that no human can comprehend the mind of God?...yet you say that you believe to know his will?

You are the hypocrite and worse than that you hold christian belief up to ridicule by saying that to be a "true christian" you must deny reality.






2/24/2009 7:42:22 PM
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