"The Bible is to be taken literally"
Explain why insects have more than four legs, bats don't lay eggs, and rabbits don't chew the cud, and (here's the kicker, folks!) Pi =/= 3, then?
"How many Christians are hypocrites?"
Every Bible literalist fundie, for believing in a book that runs contrary to all biological & mathematical fact.
"and the Messiah didn't like hypocrites"
You fundies are screwed then.
"Lets not pretend that evolution fits in to the Bible because it doesn't"
Of course not. Humans share at least 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees. The mutation of the Common Cold virus. Archaeopteryx. Evolutionary science states this as FACT. This, on top of every other discovery makes Evolution's case overwhelming. The Bible claims we came from a man made of clay, and a cloned rib-woman. I know what I'll accept.
"Is Jesus to be taken literally! (Dong)"
I thought you fundies frowned upon bum fun? Well, you lot are literalists, therefore you've stated as fact that all fundies are Jesusfags who want nothing more than to use your dongs and take him up the arse (and be taken by his dong). Batty Boys! </sarcasm>
"The Bible is to be taken literally"
First bum fun with Jesus, now fucking books?! I've heard of bibliophiles, but this takes the plain chocolate Hob Nob! Kinkiness upon kinkiness, will the preversions never end?! I only hope those Bibles you wank in are laminated. Cum plays merry hell with paper. Sticky pages indeed!
