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The church won't be completely underground, buy the seculars will do something like, 'OK, you can go to your silly churches, but you better shut up about it once you leave the building or we're gonna slap a fine on you!'

Purple Kitten, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Genghis Jon

Oh, how I long for the day...

12/22/2006 8:49:00 AM

szena

More evidence that fundies feel persecuted if they can't impose their religious views on everyone around them.

4/30/2008 3:06:42 PM

GreasetrapTheViking

what a wonderful world that would be

4/30/2008 4:34:08 PM

Philbert McAdamia

WooHOO!
Fundies with their mouths shut. Let's go for it.

4/30/2008 4:39:46 PM

Kronos

But how am I supposed to enjoy my religion if I can't mindlessly assert my superiority over all of the people who aren't in my religion?

4/30/2008 5:05:43 PM

no-genius

not a bad idea!

12/17/2008 11:20:14 AM

Orion

Eh, repression shouldn't be necessary if we raise education standards and make the breadth of human knowledge available to all peoples (the internet). Then children will just discard your church like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy at age 8

12/17/2008 12:56:46 PM

Blackclaw

You fundies are the ones that stomp up and down on the 1st amendment, not us. We protect it. We'll put up with listening to your babble, but you have to put up with listening to all the other believers and nonbelivers that don't happen to agree with you.

How's that RR ban list going?

12/17/2008 3:03:38 PM

Lucretius

Been done before.
Here in the UK when Catholicism was being persecuted ....by guess who ?
Yip fundies just like you .
My family refused to convert to being Protestants and paid an annual fine called a "Recusancy Fee" (incidentally it is really useful in researching your family tree as they kept very good records of who was supposed to pay )

12/17/2008 3:15:57 PM

Grigadil

How is that any different from Prop 8? Oh yeah, "slap a fine" instead of stoning.

12/17/2008 3:19:19 PM

Malth

Seriously, this people have a gift for feeling persecuted.

12/17/2008 3:27:54 PM

Dr. Shrinker

If that happens you can always call the ACLU for help.

Yes, I am being serious

1/7/2009 2:16:47 PM

a mind far far away

No no, you can discuss it at home, too, as long as the rest of your family is of the same religous persuasion.

1/7/2009 2:35:54 PM

Darwin

COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

1/7/2009 2:45:54 PM

Canadiest

A fine for Funtardism? I can agree with that but only as it bothers or interupts the life of real world lives.

They can be as ridiculous as they want but when someone says "stop being stupid" and they don't: infrigment on personal rights and freedoms, Financial apology or lawsuit bitch

1/7/2009 10:49:40 PM

Tallyho

Hey - you can talk about it outside too - with people who want to talk about it with you. Just don't go shoving it in everyones face. The people who you feel superior to or better than don't want your condescending shite thrust on them!

4/3/2009 6:44:09 AM

Sentry Gun

Why do you say that like it would be a bad thing ?

7/9/2012 8:54:25 AM

Filin De Blanc

I'm an eviiiiiil secular and I know tons of nice religious people. I do not want their rights to be abridged in any way, I just want the not-nice religious people (like Raptards) to stop trying to make the law enforce their stupid opinions.

7/9/2012 9:10:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

Matthew 6:6. Your argument is invalid.

7/9/2012 9:58:49 AM

whatever

Sounds good to me.

7/9/2012 5:36:19 PM

agentCDE

You watch out, or we'll fine the SHIT out of you! You hear me? You'll be filing government forms THROUGH A STRAW!

7/9/2012 6:43:01 PM



in the USA theres a constitutional amendment that would prevent that happening.


7/9/2012 8:34:26 PM

Anon-e-moose

"the seculars will do something like, 'OK, you can go to your silly churches, but you better shut up about it once you leave the building or we're gonna slap a fine on you!'"

Stop it, you're turning me on.

7/10/2012 6:18:51 AM

Justanotheratheist

I wish.

7/10/2012 7:31:01 AM

A. Square

The fine would be a little harsh, but yes, religion is a personal thing. It's your choice if you want to be a born-again Christian, or a Catholic- even a cult(though you might regret that choice). You just shouldn't be accusing people of persecuting you, because they aren't. They're just asking you not to be dicks to people.

9/7/2013 7:44:52 AM
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