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As I’ve said before, evo-atheists want us to believe that most organisms that are born die before they reproduce, a la Malthus. What a damnable doctrine indeed. Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation. Nature is not “red in tooth and claw”.
The evo-atheists want us to accept Malthus because they want to be the ones to “cull the human herd” to stop the imaginary geometric growth that Malthus said would happen if reproduction were to be unchecked. They want to be the un-natural selectors of death for those they deem “unfit”

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 56 Comments [2/25/2009 10:30:18 AM]
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Nothing

Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation.

Made my day... Are you sure this isn't a poe?

2/25/2009 10:45:04 AM

aaa

@Nothing: Are you new here?

2/25/2009 10:47:35 AM

anevilmeme

"Nature is not red in tooth and claw."


Someday the lion may lay down with the lamb, until then I'm betting on the lion. - Robert Heinlein

2/25/2009 11:17:33 AM

????

Do I? You seem to know more about me than I do!

2/25/2009 11:18:56 AM

inmate22841

And yet it is an observable fact.

2/25/2009 11:22:55 AM



Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation.

So close, and yet so far...

2/25/2009 11:23:05 AM



You don't spend much time in the outdoors, do ya?

2/25/2009 11:25:43 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

How many stupid names are they going to think of? Evo-atheist...fuck!

2/25/2009 11:31:39 AM

Eden

Hm,
a look into nature reveals a lot of these carnages. Often very pronounced, for example among several species of turtles, of whose kids only a small percentage survived till the age of reproduction.
We also experience an increasing growth of the "human herd", even if not necessarily geometric, especially thanks to sinking birth rates in western industrialized countries (where people use bith control to keep their families limited to usually 1-2 kids).
As for the "cruel and vicious god", one needs only to look into the bible to have the confirmation, that god (at least the god of the bible) is indeed cruel and vicious

2/25/2009 11:57:58 AM

David B.

Look at the average litter size of almost any animal and you will see this must be true.

Female polar bears, for example, produce a litter of 2 cubs every 2 years from about age 4 to age 25. That is, in her lifetime, an average PB produces about 20 cubs, half of which are females like her.

So in 25 years or so, 1 female polar bear becomes 10, in a century 1 female is the ancestor of 10,000 (plus an equal number of males), etc. In three centuries, a single female would be the great-great-great...grandmother of two trillion polar bears. No wonder the arctic ice is disappearing, it's sinking under the sheer weight of polar bears!

So the next time an evo-atheist tries to talk to you about "Globalic Warmitisation" or "Darwinialisticism", just shout "What about the trillions of polar bears in the arctic?!"

That'll shut them up.

2/25/2009 12:00:14 PM

Princess Rot

"The evo-atheists want us to accept Malthus because they want to be the ones to “cull the human herd” to stop the imaginary geometric growth that Malthus said would happen if reproduction were to be unchecked."

Why do people get so uptight when they are told that breeding is ruining the planet? Come back when we're an endangered species and tell me unchecked breeding is good.

2/25/2009 12:13:18 PM

Sevagram

"evo-atheists"

Oh stop trying to come up with these clever little names. Just refer to them by their real title: "People Who Are More Intelligent Than Me". It's long-winded, I know, but accurate and honest.

2/25/2009 12:13:45 PM

Illuminatalie

evo-atheists
Q. Are we not men?

2/25/2009 12:19:04 PM



Ever watched the Discovery channel?

2/25/2009 12:21:33 PM

Lucretius

But we can see that nature is in fact 'red in tooth and claw'


@anevilmeme
In the Electronic Bible * the correct quote is

"The Iron will lay down with the Lamp"

*Courtesy Red Dwarf

2/25/2009 12:23:15 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"cull the human herd", you guys believe in the flood, if that aint culling the herd I don't know what is.

2/25/2009 12:23:30 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

"Observable fact"

Because of that, you fail.

2/25/2009 12:34:13 PM

MPW

"Evo-atheists want us to believe the Germans slaughtered not much less than 10 million people systematically during World War II. What a damnable doctrine indeed. Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation."

"Evo-atheists want us to believe that easily preventable disease and malnutrition kill millions of ordinary people a year in Africa. What a damnable doctrine indeed..."

"Evo-atheists want us to believe that everyone inevitably dies, some of us from gruesome accidents or unpleasant illnesses. What a damnable doctrine indeed..."

These isn't a hole in the ground deep enough for this ostrich's head.

2/25/2009 12:36:37 PM

badaspie

"Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation."

Even fundies stumble upon logic once in a while, though they may not realize it.

2/25/2009 12:39:30 PM

Psittacosis

Salmon spawning. That is all.

2/25/2009 12:43:04 PM

Pule Thamex

All very interesting except for a couple of slight inaccuracies. One, god doesn't exist. Two, the biblical god, wholly invented by men, is indeed cruel and vicious.

Your user name should be ToGodBeTheGory.

2/25/2009 1:02:04 PM

Ash

I call Poe.

2/25/2009 1:02:07 PM

Ostravan

Why is it that only fundie AMERICAN "christians" have problems with Darwin?
Add to that, the ones making the biggest noise are the ones who have never read Origins of Species.

2/25/2009 1:10:59 PM

Mister Spak

"As I’ve said before, evo-atheists want us to believe that most organisms that are born die before they reproduce, a la Malthus. What a damnable doctrine indeed. Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation. Nature is not “red in tooth and claw”. "

Facts are stubborn things.

2/25/2009 1:24:22 PM

Arts_Myth

As I’ve said before, evo-atheists want us to believe that most organisms that are born die before they reproduce, a la Malthus. What a damnable doctrine indeed. Anybody can see that God would be a cruel and vicious God if He allowed that kind of carnage to exist in His Creation. Nature is not “red in tooth and claw”

This guy would have a great time at the beach when the turtles are hatching. Praising God every time one of His helpful birds of the air swooped down to help yet another hatchling into the ocean...

2/25/2009 1:34:26 PM
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