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But the Hindu story is a myth, while the Biblical account is God’s Word. This country was founded on His Word, and was understood to be a Christian nation for most of its history until the godless evo-atheists turned to the courts. It’s only for so long that Christians will sit idly by while this persecution continues. God doesn’t smile on nations that treat the Gospel with such disdain.

ToGodBeTheGlory, Free Republic 57 Comments [2/25/2009 6:58:45 AM]
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aaa

Kid, USA is founded upon the constitution. Let me tell you about the Bill of rights...

2/25/2009 7:01:54 AM

Mortok

My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend!

2/25/2009 7:03:21 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

Sigh, Treaty of Tripoli.

2/25/2009 7:12:27 AM

Random Man

Your myths are myths.

2/25/2009 7:19:25 AM

PWEOTWEB

I'm sure the other kids say the same thing about their imaginary friends.

Now STFU and eat your veggies.

2/25/2009 7:20:18 AM

Psittacosis

I say we throw the fundies to the lions. It's the only way they're going to be happy.

2/25/2009 7:24:02 AM

Ash

And your proof for that is...

2/25/2009 7:32:29 AM

FMG

Prove that the Hindu story is a myth empirically. Atleast their imaginary friends are so much more cooler being drunk, sex mad and goddamn awesome. Hell they even have a dude with a giant robot. If evangelion has taught us anything. Giant Robot > Your God.

Also if God doesn't smile on nations that treat the Gospel with such disdain, why is the majorly christian africa such an awful place?

2/25/2009 7:37:47 AM

Osiris

But the Hindu story is a myth, while the Biblical account is God’s Word.
How? What makes the Bible so different. If you take into accounts all the different religions and myths and creation stories, it's a drop in the bucket. What makes it different?

This country was founded on His Word, and was understood to be a Christian nation for most of its history until the godless evo-atheists turned to the courts.
If the courts are siding with evolution and secularism, then what does that tell you about the Constitution. The United States was founded on many ideas, most from the Greeks and European Enlightenment, and even some from the Mayflower Compact and the Iroquois Confederacy.

It’s only for so long that Christians will sit idly by while this persecution continues.
I just want to ask a question? Who is persecuting Christians? It can't be the atheists because of Christians it's impossible for an atheist to even hold public office in most states. So who? Are Christians persecuting Christians.
But this is stupid. Having to share rights is not persecution. Persecution is loosing your tax exempt status while other churches maintain it. Persecution is being forced into squalid marginalized settlements. Persecution is loosing your right to representation. Persecution is everything you people have done to the Native Americans and the blacks, and tried your damn hardest with the Jews.

2/25/2009 8:06:26 AM

Mortician

Treaty of Tripoli bitch! Cue the pie chart

2/25/2009 8:08:58 AM

Nate!

Ah, Free Republic. Home of unfettered, unbiased free thought.

2/25/2009 8:13:31 AM



Your bullshit is bullshit, while our bullshit is truth.

2/25/2009 8:21:23 AM

Dexter

@Ash

God told him, I suppose...

MfG

2/25/2009 8:22:54 AM

Panz

Someone needs to start up a program called "The Constitution, American history, and You" and make each one of these fuckers read it

2/25/2009 8:33:35 AM

Mudflappus

ToGodBeTheGlory, I'd bet that if I smacked your stupid ass up side the head with a shovel, God would do absolutley nothing about it now or ever. I hope all that your milkshakes turn into Santorum mid suck asshole.

2/25/2009 8:44:18 AM

ausador


2/25/2009 9:55:04 AM

Lilith

@ Psittacosis

We can't throw fundies to the lions, because then we'd get complaints from PETA about cruelty to the lions.

Pity, because it would make an interesting half-time entertainment at next year's superbowl.

2/25/2009 10:07:15 AM

David B.

Actually, the US was a Pastafarian nation from its birth to 1978, when the people of America turned their backs on his noodliness and embraced the evil that is Taco Bell.

Angered, the FSM used His omnipotent power to change everyone's memories, and all the history books, so that it would look like the country was set up as a secular democracy by a bunch of deists, then controlled by a Christian majority that hated freedoms given to other religions by the constitution, but lacked the balls to do anything about it in case they lost their own freedoms. The ensuing storm of bigotry and bile as the many groups of people He had caused to believe subtly different, and mutually exclusive, fairy-tales fell on each other with accusation and counter-accusation will persist until we reject the evils of enchiladas, tortillas and burritos and once again eat pasta as He intended. When this happens, pease shall reign again, for truly is it said, the penne is mightier than the sword.

Ramen.

2/25/2009 10:31:44 AM

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1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No

At least you got 20%.

2/25/2009 11:14:38 AM



"It’s only for so long that Christians will sit idly by while this persecution continues"

And what are you gonna do? Spend even MORE time on the internet bitching? Ooh, scary.

2/25/2009 11:27:25 AM

szena

Which part of the Bible was the US founded on? There's not a single word in the Bible about representative democracy, separation of powers, basic rights, trial by jury, the right to speak against the government or anything else that is an important part of the Constitution.

"I like the Bible and I like the US" is not proof that one was founded on the other, contrary to what fundies seem to think.

2/25/2009 11:57:23 AM

Xotan

But the Hindu story is a myth, while the Biblical account is God’s Word.

- On what basis do you make this objectively ridiculous claim?

2/25/2009 12:25:43 PM

Illuminatalie

evo-atheists
Are we not men etc.

2/25/2009 12:25:47 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

This country was founded on His Word = Jesus really exists and all of the other ones are make believe.

FAIL!

2/25/2009 12:40:16 PM

LDM

God Schmod.

2/25/2009 12:52:56 PM
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