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Quote# 59631

[In response to evidence that large wooden ships simply do not work]

What do ships have? A hull. What snapped on the wooden ship? The hull.
Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

OrangeWIZARD, Games Trailer 113 Comments [2/24/2009 5:33:24 PM]
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Submitted By: WhisperElmwood
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#912698
C_V


I almost knocked myself out facepalming.

2/24/2009 5:36:33 PM

#912699


I think you need to look up what prism means.

2/24/2009 5:36:33 PM

#912700
Quantum Mechanic

So Noah discovered diffraction?

2/24/2009 5:38:04 PM

#912711


Too much Orange Sunshine there, buddy.

2/24/2009 5:41:31 PM

#912714
breakerslion

Structural Engineering FAIL!

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/noahs-ark-robot-chicken/36028815334204208/?icid=VIDURVENT02

2/24/2009 5:41:58 PM

#912715
Dexter

The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

This. Is. Pure. Nonsense.

MfG

2/24/2009 5:42:17 PM

#912717
RavenWood

What!?

2/24/2009 5:43:01 PM

#912718
aaa

You fail at naval engineering forever.

2/24/2009 5:43:22 PM

#912719
zaatheist

WTF!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


2/24/2009 5:43:58 PM

#912722
Whitleylad

A Prism!!!!!! WTF

When God saw the Ark, he must have thought, "humanity's fucked then, I should have stuck with the Dinosaurs!"

2/24/2009 5:45:51 PM

#912724
NotThere

A *prism*?

2/24/2009 5:45:59 PM

#912730
Doctor Whom

Actually, "prism" can also mean a type of polyhedron. I still wonder how the ark could not have a hull, though.

2/24/2009 5:49:27 PM

#912731
Berny

Which. Would. Have. Been. As. Sea. Worthy. As. A. Brick.

2/24/2009 5:50:06 PM

#912735
anonymous

The. Ocean. Is. Not. Flat.
At. Some. Point. The. Ark. Will. Have. A. Huge. Difference. In. Forces. Between. The. Middle. And. the. Edges.

Then. It. Will. Snap.

Learn about engineering.
And you, 968673, learn about geometry. Prism is technically the correct word for an extruded polygon.

2/24/2009 5:50:23 PM

#912742
Doug

Maritime engineering FAIL.

2/24/2009 5:52:56 PM

#912743
breakerslion

anonymous @#968711: And what techniques of extrusion would Noah have applied?

2/24/2009 5:53:03 PM

#912749
Quantum Mechanic

"And what techniques of extrusion would Noah have applied? "

How else does one get a camel through the eye of a needle?
Hard on the camel, though.

2/24/2009 5:54:54 PM

#912753
JohnTheAtheist

Rectangular Prism? I have to dig out my old geometry textbooks and I'll get back to you tomorrow.

On second thought, are you that fucking stupid?

2/24/2009 5:56:52 PM

#912754
Zabimaru

This is honestly the first time I've heard the "the Ark as a hollow rectangular prism"-theory. Very refreshing.
I still don't understand what the supposed shape of the ark has to do with it having a hull or not. No matter what you call it, it still works as a hull if you put it in water and use it as a boat.

OrangeWIZARD: What. Are. You. Smoking?

2/24/2009 5:57:04 PM

#912756
emau99

No...hull?

2/24/2009 5:57:55 PM

#912764
GigaGuess

@Dexter

Nonsense? THIS! IS! SPARTA!

I'm sorry...I just couldn't resist.

2/24/2009 6:06:24 PM

#912767
CT

Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.


Wait... are you really saying what it looks like you're saying? Because it looks like you're saying the ark was a hollow vessel with no outside.

And a hollow vessel with no outside is just nothing, something that is only there in the imagination, so...




You're saying the ark was imaginary. (and I agree with that)

2/24/2009 6:09:52 PM

#912769


why did someone post this, the guy was joking.

2/24/2009 6:11:35 PM

#912770
Thammuz

"The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism."

Wow, so it sunk... interesting.

2/24/2009 6:13:03 PM

#912776
Reverend Jeremiah

*sigh*

Lets all remember the ark was a roughly about the size of an aircraft carrier... with just ONE 3' square window.

Talk about FAIL!!!!

2/24/2009 6:16:58 PM
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