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Quote# 59631

[In response to evidence that large wooden ships simply do not work]

What do ships have? A hull. What snapped on the wooden ship? The hull.
Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

OrangeWIZARD, Games Trailer 116 Comments [2/24/2009 5:33:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: WhisperElmwood
WTF?! || meh

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I almost knocked myself out facepalming.

2/24/2009 5:36:33 PM

I think you need to look up what prism means.

2/24/2009 5:36:33 PM

Quantum Mechanic

So Noah discovered diffraction?

2/24/2009 5:38:04 PM

Too much Orange Sunshine there, buddy.

2/24/2009 5:41:31 PM


Structural Engineering FAIL!


2/24/2009 5:41:58 PM


The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

This. Is. Pure. Nonsense.


2/24/2009 5:42:17 PM



2/24/2009 5:43:01 PM


You fail at naval engineering forever.

2/24/2009 5:43:22 PM




2/24/2009 5:43:58 PM


A Prism!!!!!! WTF

When God saw the Ark, he must have thought, "humanity's fucked then, I should have stuck with the Dinosaurs!"

2/24/2009 5:45:51 PM


A *prism*?

2/24/2009 5:45:59 PM

Doctor Whom

Actually, "prism" can also mean a type of polyhedron. I still wonder how the ark could not have a hull, though.

2/24/2009 5:49:27 PM


Which. Would. Have. Been. As. Sea. Worthy. As. A. Brick.

2/24/2009 5:50:06 PM


The. Ocean. Is. Not. Flat.
At. Some. Point. The. Ark. Will. Have. A. Huge. Difference. In. Forces. Between. The. Middle. And. the. Edges.

Then. It. Will. Snap.

Learn about engineering.
And you, 968673, learn about geometry. Prism is technically the correct word for an extruded polygon.

2/24/2009 5:50:23 PM


Maritime engineering FAIL.

2/24/2009 5:52:56 PM


anonymous @#968711: And what techniques of extrusion would Noah have applied?

2/24/2009 5:53:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"And what techniques of extrusion would Noah have applied? "

How else does one get a camel through the eye of a needle?
Hard on the camel, though.

2/24/2009 5:54:54 PM


Rectangular Prism? I have to dig out my old geometry textbooks and I'll get back to you tomorrow.

On second thought, are you that fucking stupid?

2/24/2009 5:56:52 PM


This is honestly the first time I've heard the "the Ark as a hollow rectangular prism"-theory. Very refreshing.
I still don't understand what the supposed shape of the ark has to do with it having a hull or not. No matter what you call it, it still works as a hull if you put it in water and use it as a boat.

OrangeWIZARD: What. Are. You. Smoking?

2/24/2009 5:57:04 PM



2/24/2009 5:57:55 PM



Nonsense? THIS! IS! SPARTA!

I'm sorry...I just couldn't resist.

2/24/2009 6:06:24 PM


Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

Wait... are you really saying what it looks like you're saying? Because it looks like you're saying the ark was a hollow vessel with no outside.

And a hollow vessel with no outside is just nothing, something that is only there in the imagination, so...

You're saying the ark was imaginary. (and I agree with that)

2/24/2009 6:09:52 PM

why did someone post this, the guy was joking.

2/24/2009 6:11:35 PM


"The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism."

Wow, so it sunk... interesting.

2/24/2009 6:13:03 PM

Reverend Jeremiah


Lets all remember the ark was a roughly about the size of an aircraft carrier... with just ONE 3' square window.

Talk about FAIL!!!!

2/24/2009 6:16:58 PM
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