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[In response to evidence that large wooden ships simply do not work]

What do ships have? A hull. What snapped on the wooden ship? The hull.
Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

OrangeWIZARD, Games Trailer 113 Comments [2/24/2009 5:33:24 PM]
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I almost knocked myself out facepalming.

2/24/2009 5:36:33 PM



I think you need to look up what prism means.

2/24/2009 5:36:33 PM

Quantum Mechanic

So Noah discovered diffraction?

2/24/2009 5:38:04 PM



Too much Orange Sunshine there, buddy.

2/24/2009 5:41:31 PM

breakerslion

Structural Engineering FAIL!

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/noahs-ark-robot-chicken/36028815334204208/?icid=VIDURVENT02

2/24/2009 5:41:58 PM

Dexter

The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

This. Is. Pure. Nonsense.

MfG

2/24/2009 5:42:17 PM

RavenWood

What!?

2/24/2009 5:43:01 PM

aaa

You fail at naval engineering forever.

2/24/2009 5:43:22 PM

zaatheist

WTF!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


2/24/2009 5:43:58 PM

Whitleylad

A Prism!!!!!! WTF

When God saw the Ark, he must have thought, "humanity's fucked then, I should have stuck with the Dinosaurs!"

2/24/2009 5:45:51 PM

NotThere

A *prism*?

2/24/2009 5:45:59 PM

Doctor Whom

Actually, "prism" can also mean a type of polyhedron. I still wonder how the ark could not have a hull, though.

2/24/2009 5:49:27 PM

Berny

Which. Would. Have. Been. As. Sea. Worthy. As. A. Brick.

2/24/2009 5:50:06 PM

anonymous

The. Ocean. Is. Not. Flat.
At. Some. Point. The. Ark. Will. Have. A. Huge. Difference. In. Forces. Between. The. Middle. And. the. Edges.

Then. It. Will. Snap.

Learn about engineering.
And you, 968673, learn about geometry. Prism is technically the correct word for an extruded polygon.

2/24/2009 5:50:23 PM

Doug

Maritime engineering FAIL.

2/24/2009 5:52:56 PM

breakerslion

anonymous @#968711: And what techniques of extrusion would Noah have applied?

2/24/2009 5:53:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"And what techniques of extrusion would Noah have applied? "

How else does one get a camel through the eye of a needle?
Hard on the camel, though.

2/24/2009 5:54:54 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Rectangular Prism? I have to dig out my old geometry textbooks and I'll get back to you tomorrow.

On second thought, are you that fucking stupid?

2/24/2009 5:56:52 PM

Zabimaru

This is honestly the first time I've heard the "the Ark as a hollow rectangular prism"-theory. Very refreshing.
I still don't understand what the supposed shape of the ark has to do with it having a hull or not. No matter what you call it, it still works as a hull if you put it in water and use it as a boat.

OrangeWIZARD: What. Are. You. Smoking?

2/24/2009 5:57:04 PM

emau99

No...hull?

2/24/2009 5:57:55 PM

GigaGuess

@Dexter

Nonsense? THIS! IS! SPARTA!

I'm sorry...I just couldn't resist.

2/24/2009 6:06:24 PM

CT

Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.


Wait... are you really saying what it looks like you're saying? Because it looks like you're saying the ark was a hollow vessel with no outside.

And a hollow vessel with no outside is just nothing, something that is only there in the imagination, so...




You're saying the ark was imaginary. (and I agree with that)

2/24/2009 6:09:52 PM



why did someone post this, the guy was joking.

2/24/2009 6:11:35 PM

Thammuz

"The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism."

Wow, so it sunk... interesting.

2/24/2009 6:13:03 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

*sigh*

Lets all remember the ark was a roughly about the size of an aircraft carrier... with just ONE 3' square window.

Talk about FAIL!!!!

2/24/2009 6:16:58 PM
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