Quote# 59631

[In response to evidence that large wooden ships simply do not work]

What do ships have? A hull. What snapped on the wooden ship? The hull.
Does the ark have a hull? No.
The. Ark. Is. A. Hollow. Rectangular. Prism.

OrangeWIZARD, Games Trailer 116 Comments [2/24/2009 5:33:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: WhisperElmwood

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QT

That's even less stable, doofus.

2/25/2009 9:35:02 PM

Not_You

Does he... does he think 'prism' just means '3d shape'?

2/25/2009 9:50:17 PM

If the ark didn't have a hull, this would be *another* problem

2/25/2009 10:50:42 PM

2/25/2009 11:21:09 PM

Lee

If it was then God fails at ship design

2/26/2009 7:40:22 AM

anonymous

OMG, you're right, the ark was a TARDIS. It explains everything. God=the Master.

2/28/2009 9:46:48 PM

Tokeijikaku

Rectangular prism.
... Rectangular prism.
Wtf.

2/28/2009 10:17:49 PM

OrangeWIZARD

But seriously, the bible does not say any part of the ark was curved in any way.

Like one poster said:
6:15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

What shape does this make? A box.

9/26/2009 5:24:32 PM

Moondog

And how does a desert shepherd become a master shipbuilder? Whatever you call it, it is subject to the stresses put on it by its load, including the load it puts on itself. You fail basic engineering.

9/26/2009 5:56:46 PM

Fizzy

hull
â€“noun
1. the hollow, lowermost portion of a ship, floating partially submerged and supporting the remainder of the ship.

I think it still works if you replace the word "ship" with the words "hollow rectangular prism".

9/26/2009 6:01:21 PM

Fork

F A I L

9/10/2010 4:43:04 AM

thanekos

you know, I thought die cast construction just sounded vaguely unfeasible, but now i know an upside of the molds

for shit like this

9/10/2010 12:15:53 PM

Secretly Pagan

Since. When.

4/22/2012 11:07:36 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"The. Ark. Is. A." myth for idiots.

6/6/2014 8:16:25 AM

Anon-e-moose

Hull has The Deep:

Your. Argument. Is. Invalid. [/hyper. smartarse.]

@#914099

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=82750&Page=9#1319087

...but he still says he's a Jehovah's Witless, and he doesn't admit that an 'Ark' never existed (and therefore 'God' doesn't exist neither, so he doubly admits he's an inferior subhuman: trolling, and being a fundie.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/620881-skullgirls/62747243

So we Atheists win, regardless.

6/6/2014 11:17:18 AM