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The changes over the last 10 years tell me it is possible. We have let ourselves get to where we are because we never thought it would happen here. While we had our back turned the devil slid right in and got the ball a rolling. Straight down hill right at us... I live in a small town in the SE corner of Kansas, and yet I have been having a reaccuring dream that 3 men come into my church with guns to kill us for our faith.

savedandhappy1, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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EvoPagan

Dead yet?

10/6/2009 3:13:35 AM

Atheismo

That's funny...I live in a small town in Germany and I have a recurring (<--- obviously not home-schooled) dream that you're all batshit insane.

10/6/2009 4:02:42 AM

David B.

Oh sure, change over tens of years you'll believe in, but change over millions of years, pshaw!

10/6/2009 5:38:24 AM

Nowonmai

You Rapture Retards have such a hard on for dying, you don't live.

10/6/2009 5:53:00 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Remulak: a small town in the SE corner of Kansas.

10/6/2009 7:00:21 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I have been having a reaccuring dream that 3 men come into my church with guns to kill us for our faith."

When your delusions start encroaching into your dreams, that's when you should start having therapy...

...or you should stop eating cheese before going to bed.

X3

10/6/2009 8:15:56 AM

Goldarn

"I have been having a reaccuring dream that 3 men come into my church with guns to kill us for our faith."

So, you live in a town full of abortion providers?

10/6/2009 8:28:13 AM

Swede

You're not born American, are you? That English is appallingly bad.

Now another ten years have gone by, and more people have killed each other because of religion. Maybe we ought to let ourselves lose this ancient superstition and focus on reality.

11/7/2013 7:38:52 AM

Dr. Shrinker

For some one who is supposedly saved and happy, you sure get worked up about a dream.

11/7/2013 8:40:34 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I live in a small town in the SE corner of Kansas, and yet I have been having a reaccuring dream that 3 men come into my church with guns to kill us for our faith."

I live in one of the Top 5 least religious cities in the UK, and yet I have a recurring dream that my Top 3 MILFs (1- Hild, 2- Dvergr, 3- Akiko Minase) - wearing only seamed stockings & high heels - come right into my bedroom, to sit on my face.

...must be due to the lady I'm in a relationship with who likes to sit astride me (giving her full control over the orgasms I give her), whilst she wears hose & heels. But - unlike you lot, with you being wet for death - when it comes to the time when I'm on my deathbed & close to carking it, at least I can say without regrets 'I have lived'.

Why do you lot even need an 'Afterlife'? That is the question indeed: Seems you Raptards are actually the ones scared of death, you cling to this life so much, therefore what's stopping you from accelerating that lovely (C)Rapture you're all moist for? (PROTIP: And 'Suicide is a Sin' is purely Catholic doctrine, which you Protestant fundies are supposed to be opposed to, amirite?! [/Ian Paisley]) If this world is so terrible - which you are not of, as you lot are so fond of saying - then prove me wrong about you not being afraid of death: 'Rapture' yourself. NOW.

The only one stopping you - is you. Or don't have much faith in your 'Faith'?!

Every second you don't, you prove you're more scared of death than we Atheists; remember: we have nothing to threaten you with. Nothing. And that's what really scares you Raptards. As in after death: Finito. Oblivion. Nothing.

11/7/2013 10:34:54 AM
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