Going slightly OT here, so please forgive me, fellow FSTDTers.
Curious, isn't it, how the whole 'Man DIDN'T go to the Moon' conspiracy theory* came after the release of the film "Capricorn One" in 1978, just nine years after Neil Armstrong's 'One Small Step For Man', eh? VERY curious...!
But then, that's 'Conspiracy Theories' for you. They're like a house of cards. Elaborately constructed. Looks pretty. But when you look at them REALLY close, they collapse.
*-In this case, just ONE word can completely destroy this one:
Reflectors
http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/SEhelp/ApolloLaser.html
No remote rover (Sojourner, Spirit, Opportunity) today could accurately place such devices (weight factors, data errors, transmission lag etc), so how could they have been put there in 1969? Firing/dropping from orbital satellites was out of the question too. So, tinfoil hat-wearers, ask yourselves THIS question: If man DIDN'T go to the Moon (and the remote technology didn't exist then), how did those reflectors GET there?!
Equally curious how David Icke's 'Alien Lizardmen Rule The World' Conspiracy Theory only appeared after the airing of the TV series "V" in 1984? VERY curious...
A 'NWO', 'Illuminati', 'ZOG', 'Freemasons' & every combination of 'shadowy overgovernment'. Consider this, tinfoil hat-wearers. For the sake of argument, let's say such a conglomeration DOES exist. They control everything. Finances, industry, telecommunications, media, everything - and thus, governments. They would, by definition, have absolute control of information. ALL info. Every scrap of it. Including it's dissemination (or not). So if someone was sniffing around, the second they got anywhere near 'The Truth' (and with their control of surveillance systems worldwide, that would be easy), they could make that person disappear, and with said absolute control of information, make it so that said person never existed. They'd be erased from all records, databases etc. So how do you account for (not taking into account all the two-bit tinfoil hat-wearers in forums etc) the fact that the likes of David Icke & Tom Metzger are STILL ALIVE? Surely the fact they're still running around & free to spew their bullshit PROVES there's no such thing as a 'Shadowy Overgovernment?! (and even if there were, what can ANYONE possibly do about it?! They control armies & their firepower around the globe after all).
9/11 one big government plot? Not taking into account the total debunking of the related Conspiracy Theories by Practical Mechanics, George Bush couldn't organise a domino toppling, never mind plan the deliberate collapse of two huge structures.
And now 'Barack Obama isn't a US Citizen'. Even if that were the case (which it isn't, with the proof shown ITT), he's now in the White House. He has the majority in the Senate. He has the 'Football' with the launch codes. He has Secret Servicemen around him 24/7, so what can anyone do? I'll tell you: less than JACK SHIT. So anyone who says so is just wasting their breath. What's the point? And has been pointed out here, McCain was born in Panama, so he has less right to run for president (if he survived long enough to run again, and the Repubicans see Failin as their scapegoat, so she has no hope whatsoever). But c'mon, why not just admit this whole ''Barack Obama isn't a US Citizen' Conspiracy Theory is just a charade, an excuse for racism, and that his politics aren't to your liking. Why not just be honest and say he's an 'uppity nigger who has ideas above his station' & 'He's a pinko Commie!', and you don't like it?. Face it, the Democrats won fair & square. That's how the democracy biscuit crumbles; dont like it? Tough titty. Your Repubicans represented by Caribou Barbie & the Corpse FAILED. We had to suffer eight years of George Wanker Bush, it's your turn now. Bend over & take it like a man. Right-wing policies FAILED (as proved by Bush fucking things up in every way imaginable), and Obama has to clean up the unholy mess caused by you right-wingers. Obama can't possibly do any worse than Bush - it's simply not possible (only to you fundies, rednecks & neocons though). Being left-wing is superior, and you know it. And so what if Obama's religion (past or present) offends you, or his political leanings? We in the UK elected Edward Heath in the early 70s as Prime Minister - he was single, and an Atheist. We haven't ceased to exist as a result. A president who's unmarried & doesn't believe in a 'God', why not try it sometime, America? It won't kill you.
tl;dr:
A note to Conspiracy Theorists:
1- Shit happens
2- You can't do shit about it.
3- Get a life
4- ?????
5- PROFIT!
Thank you for your attention. We now return you to your scheduled fundy piss-taking.